Ood Bnar

02-10-2005 16:09:55

Well, this is fairly easy. You just post a quote that you like in here. (you can explain why, but that isn't necesairy).

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you. If you don't play, you can't win.
Robert Anson Heinlein (1907 – 1988)


17-10-2005 14:58:30

How about 'Luke i am your Father'

Ood Bnar

22-10-2005 10:21:32

good one:

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Sun-tzu (~400 BC)

noone else interested?


20-11-2005 19:02:32

"Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?"
~Maurice Freehill

Werdna Elbee

20-11-2005 19:23:37

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Groucho Marx


20-11-2005 19:55:30

"If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts, but if he will content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties."
~Francis Bacon

Kaine Mandaala

21-11-2005 08:44:01

How about 'Luke i am your Father'

That quote is one of the most misquoted sentances in the world. I made a comment on that in one of my HRLD reports nearly a year ago. Most people get it wrong.

Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
Luke: "He told me enough. He told me you killed him."
Vader: "No. I am your father."


21-11-2005 15:34:51

"Do not complain about your problems in math. I assure you mine are much more difficult."


Wes Biriuk

22-11-2005 07:15:11

"Beware the fury of a patient man."

- John Dryden


22-11-2005 17:21:32

"We are more often treac through weakness than through calculation."
~Francois De La Rochefoucauldherous

Ood Bnar

27-11-2005 07:37:34

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988), "Job", 1984


01-12-2005 18:18:38

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
-Edgar Bergen

Ood Bnar

02-12-2005 10:51:47

I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)

Muz Ashen

02-12-2005 13:49:58

"The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly."
~ F. Nietszcke

Nekura Manji

02-12-2005 14:07:59

"And if you don’t believe
The sun will rise
Stand alone and greet
The coming night
In the last remaining light"

~ Audioslave

Yeah, they're song lyrics. But they're bloody good song lyrics. ^_^

Ood Bnar

02-12-2005 14:54:07

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)

Muz Ashen

02-12-2005 15:37:46

"This calls for a very special mixture of psychology and extreme violence."
-- Vivian, The Young Ones

Tarax Kor

02-12-2005 16:22:04

That quote is one of the most misquoted sentances in the world. I made a comment on that in one of my HRLD reports nearly a year ago. Most people get it wrong.

Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
Luke: "He told me enough. He told me you killed him."
Vader: "No. I am your father."

Heh. The DVD version is different. I think. I swear I've heard it on the VHS to be like this:

Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
Luke: "He told me you betrayed and murdered him!"
Vader: "No. I am your father."

Oh, and my two cents...

"What do you want me to do? Whack a guy, off a guy, whack off a guy?"
-- Peter Griffin.


02-12-2005 21:31:02

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
- Brendan Gill

Ood Bnar

03-12-2005 06:31:53

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

Kaelin Ring

05-12-2005 13:31:20

Y'all get too serious.

Mystery Actor:
Conan, what is best in life?

To defeat your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamantations of their women!'


What fools these mortals be.

Muz Ashen

06-12-2005 10:18:49

If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
-- Samuel Adams

Nekura Manji

06-12-2005 17:30:26

Barbarian: "What are the best things in life?"

Barbarian 2: "To defeat your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamantations of their women!"

Barbarian: "Intriguing. What opinion does our esteemed guest have?"

Cohen: "Good food, warm beds and shoft lavatory paper."

Terry Pratchett. The guy's a genius.


06-12-2005 18:20:49

Amen to that Manji. I've read almost all his books...good stuff!

ANother Terry Pratchett quote, this one from Hogfather

"And there's the sign, Ridcully," said the Dean. "You have read it, I assume. You know? The sign which says 'Do not, under any circumstances, open this door'?"

"Of course I've read it," said Ridcully. "Why d'yer think I want it opened?"

"Er ... why?" said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.

"To see why they wanted it shut, of course."*

* This exchange contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.


09-12-2005 23:30:18

"Evil is a point of view."

"Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realize you're going to spend it alone."

yea i knowi am not krath but i wanted to join in sounded like fun

Ood Bnar

10-12-2005 06:54:58

Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is, who live in the grip of the superstitions of the past.
Anne Rice, The Vampire Lestat


10-12-2005 11:59:14

"I gave a speech once," he said suddenly and apparently unconnectedly. "You may not instantly see why I bring the subject up, but that is because my mind works so phenomenally fast, and I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number."
"Er, five," said the mattress.
"Wrong," said Marvin. "You see?"

-Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Don't be a fool!"
"He can't help it; it's habit by now."

-Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, the film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Ood Bnar

10-12-2005 16:03:07

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)

Muz Ashen

11-12-2005 00:34:51

Send lawyers, guns and money. The s**t has hit the fan.
Warren Zevon

Ood Bnar

11-12-2005 09:40:01

He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
Jean Jacques Rousseau (1712 - 1778)

Free people, remember this maxim: We may acquire liberty, but it is never recovered if it is once lost.
Jean Jacques Rousseau (1712 - 1778)


11-12-2005 10:17:58

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
~Napoleon Bonaparte~

A penny saved is a twopence earned.
~Benjamin Franklin~

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
~John Lehman~

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
~Emo Philips~

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel one was pro da. Channel 2 consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back to Channel One.
~Yakov Smirnoff~

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
~Rita Mae Brown~

Ood Bnar

11-12-2005 14:44:28

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.
Edward R. Murrow (1908 - 1965)

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
Al Boliska

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
Jean Giraudoux (1882 - 1944)


21-12-2005 21:31:17

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
-A. Whitney Brown

Ood Bnar

22-12-2005 06:43:39

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965), on the eve of his 75th birthday

Muz Ashen

22-12-2005 13:31:27

We are all born mad. Some remain so.
-- Samuel Beckett


22-12-2005 19:18:35

Guns dont kill people...nor do really big holes in people's heads...100 foot tall native americans with large sticks kill people!

~Dane Cook~

This play sucks, i cant believe i let her convince me to come here, i wish someone would just come in here and blow my he-

~Abraham Lincoln~



22-12-2005 22:21:29

Don't let school get in the way of your education.
- Albert Einstein


23-12-2005 01:52:52

How about...

The Internet Is For Porn

-This Web Page

Ood Bnar

23-12-2005 05:40:04

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
Robert Wilensky, speech at a 1996 conference

Muz Ashen

23-12-2005 13:20:56

"You killed him!"

"No. I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

--Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise in "Collateral", 2004.


25-12-2005 03:09:28

You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air that you dont love, shell shake you off just as sure as the turn of the worlds.
Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you shes hurting before she keels.
Makes her a home.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillion)
Serenity the Movie

Ood Bnar

27-12-2005 08:19:18

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen (1935 - )

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Matt Frewer, as Dr. Mike Stratford in "Doctor, Doctor"

Jaysun Adumarii

27-12-2005 10:35:55

"Such is life" - The final words of bushranger Ned Kelly before he was hung.

Ood Bnar

27-12-2005 16:36:08

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing


31-12-2005 15:48:27

From "The Third Man":

"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Ood Bnar

01-01-2006 17:04:12

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

Shinichi Endymiron K

03-01-2006 12:33:48

"Revel in the passions of the soul and the fires of the flesh."
- Crimson Devil Tiger

Ood Bnar

07-01-2006 17:24:13

You can't fight in here....this is the War Room!!
President Muckley (Peter Sellers) to Gen. Buck Turgeson (Geroge C. Scott) while wrestling with Russian ambassador in Dr. Strangelove


13-01-2006 13:42:50

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - unknown

Ood Bnar

13-01-2006 13:48:14

Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Henry J. Tillman


20-01-2006 08:01:09

I am missing some quotes of the most evil character I know of: Conrad Bland.

Evil has no friends, and therefore need not concern itself with loyalty.

If you kill one person, you are an assassin. If you kill a million people, you are a conqueror. If you kill everyone, you are a god.

If there is a God, then He has passed a death sentence on every human being from the moment of conception. I am but a talented amateur.

Macron Sadow

20-01-2006 14:24:38

"May you live in interesting times."- Old Chinese Curse

Ood Bnar

22-01-2006 06:18:27

Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Jacquelyn Mitchard, The Deep End of the Ocean


26-01-2006 04:37:42

Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and like it, never really care for anything else thereafter." - Ernest Hemingway

Intelligent people know of what they speak; fools speak of what they know. --Minchas Shabbos

The early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. --Steven Wright

lol I got alot of these :)


26-01-2006 05:07:24

Some more

Aut disce aut discede Translation: "Either learn or leave."

Ave caesar! Morituri te salutant! Translation: "Hail Caesar! We who are about to die salute you!" - Said by gladiators before they fought

Bene qui latuit bene vixit Translation: "He lives well who lives unnoticed" Ovid

Cuiusvis hominis est errare Translation: "Every human can err." Cicero

Dum spiro, spero Translation: "As long as I breathe, I hope."

Et ipsa scientia potestas est. Translation: "And knowledge itself, is power" Francis Bacon, Meditationes sacræ

Experto credite Translation: "Believe me, for I have experienced" Virgil

Fortuna est caeca Translation: "Fortune is blind." Cicero

Homo homini lupus est, Translation: "Man is a wolf to man." Thomas Hobbes

Audaces fortuna iuvat
Translation:"Fortune favors the brave." Virgil


26-01-2006 09:14:46

Here are some of my fav quotes:

"The truth is always the right answer" --> from Schindler's list

"Revenge is a dish best served cold" ---> from Kill Bill

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" --> From the Godfather

"Don't dream your life, live your dream" ---> unknown

and mine in spanish: "Una es más auténtica entre más se parece a lo que ha soñado de sí misma". --> from All about my mother.

And of course,the one in my signature >:)


29-01-2006 00:37:57

You know you've achieved perfection in design, not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing more to take away.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery


29-01-2006 00:54:44

"Captain James Hook: No stopping me this time, Smee. This is it. Don't make a move Smee, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee.

Smee: Oh, not again.

Captain James Hook: This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your ass. Get over here, Smee.

Smee: I'm coming. I'm coming.

Captain James Hook: Stop me. This is not a joke. I'm committing suicide.....Don't ever frighten me like that again.

Smee: I'm sorry.

Captain James Hook: What are you? Some kind of a sadist?

Smee: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How do you feel now?

Captain James Hook: I want to die."

-Dustin Hoffman (Hook) and Bob Hoskins (Smee), Steven Spielburg's Hook


29-01-2006 01:09:29

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen

Shinichi Endymiron K

29-01-2006 01:44:28

"{my name here} hasn't got any friends, only enemies he hasn't crushed yet."
- My Friend Jennifer

"Friends are enemies that haven't got the guts to kill you.
- Me

Ood Bnar

29-01-2006 14:41:16

Disinterested intellectual curiosity is the life blood of real civilization.
G. M. Trevelyan (1876 - 1962), English Social History (1942)


29-01-2006 16:43:58

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder


29-01-2006 20:56:41

There is nothing more difficult to manage, or more doubtful of success, or more dangerous to handle than to take the lead in introducing a new order of things- Machiavelli's The Prince


29-01-2006 21:07:36

"You can have power over people as long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he's no longer in your power." Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn

Ood Bnar

03-02-2006 07:51:12

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

Only sick music makes money today.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900), Der Fall Wagner, Section 5

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)


04-02-2006 14:29:49

"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices."
- Edward R. Murrow

Ood Bnar

05-02-2006 07:53:08

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)


30-03-2006 14:09:39

"I need more cow-bell...!"
Christopher Walken.

Freud; "You simply see every thing as a conflict in your relationship. Just like with your mother."
Patient; "But I didn't hate my mother, it was an accident...!"

God said to Abraham; "Kill me a son."
Abe say; "Man, you must be puttin' me on?"
God say; "No..."
Abe say; "What...?"
God say; "You can do what you want, Abe. But next time you see me comming, you better run!"
Abe say; "Where d'you want tis killin' done?"
God say; "Out on highway sixty-one...!"

Johnny Cash.

Baron Zarco

30-03-2006 23:44:25

"Only those who are insane are strong enough to prosper. Those who prosper will judge what is sane."

Inquisitor Rule Book

Ood Bnar

01-04-2006 11:19:34

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Sir Winston Churchill


03-04-2006 05:13:28

Only God knows everyting. He works for Mossad...!

Wives serve, Brothers inherrit...
Rule of aquisition #139

Once you have their money, you never give it back.
Rule of aquisition #1

#34: Peace is good for buisness
#35: War is good for buisness

#48: The broader the smile, the sharper the knife.

Who's gonna walk up to George Lucas and say; "R2D2 is a schmuck...!"?
Richard Dryfuss.


03-04-2006 05:40:32

In Texas we have the death penalty, and WE USE IT! That's right! If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back! That's our policy! Some states are trying to abolish the death penalty... my states puttin in an express lane. Ron White

My litle girl is 16. She's at that age where she's in her room listening to her stereo, online with her friends, and boys are starting to call. Oh, my God. We had a kid call the house at 2 in the morning. I lost it. First off, I'm sound asleep in la-la land with Shania Twain in the mountains somewhere. I hear a phone ring and I'm like, "Who's got a phone in the mountains?" So when I realized it's my phone, I'm already ticked off. I went, "Hello!" And this little voice goes, "Is Emily there?" And I go, "Dude, if you have a brain in your skull you will hang up this phone up right now!" And my wife goes, "Bill, you gotta be nice." I said, "No, ma'am, nice stops at midnight." She said, "What will you do when these little boys come over?" I said, "I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm gonna pull the young man in tight next to me so only he and I can hear the conversation. I'm gonna whisper in his ear. I'm gonna say, "Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl. She's my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, you remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison." Bill Engvall


03-04-2006 05:59:21

"Was ever a woman in such humor woed? Was ever a woman in such humor won?
I shall have her. But I shall not keep her long..."

Shakespear; the tragedie of Richard the third.

Ood Bnar

03-04-2006 07:39:30

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.


04-04-2006 04:47:31

Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence...
Henrik Tikkanen.


04-04-2006 04:58:45

If you live to be one-hundered you've got it made. Very few people die past that age...
George Burns.

Ood Bnar

04-04-2006 05:58:37

hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.


04-04-2006 06:06:15

"I am not interrested in the names of your fathers. Nor in your family lineage.
What I am interrested in, Is your breaking point...!"
General Chang

Ood Bnar

04-04-2006 08:22:16

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
Ralph Waldo Emerson


04-04-2006 08:42:02

He who studies evil, is studied by evil.


04-04-2006 20:19:01

Stephen Colbert:

"I believe all God's creatures have a soul...except bears, bears are godless killing machines!"

"Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the Truth. If so, I'm a freaking lunatic."

"America, make yourself a truth-tini - two parts vodka and no part fact."

"Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?"

"Foreign newspapers: if it's got accents, can it really be called news?"


04-04-2006 21:46:22

He who studies evil, is studied by evil.

That's a great quote from Star Trek's best series: DS9, in the episode "The Changing Face of Evil."

Ood Bnar

05-04-2006 08:01:37

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Woody Allen


07-04-2006 07:20:08

That's a great quote from Star Trek's best series: DS9, in the episode "The Changing Face of Evil."

You're right.
I knew I heard it somewhere.

DS9 rulez...!!!

Sorry . This is Star Wars. I know, I know :$

"Faster and more intense..."
George Lucas.

Ood Bnar

07-04-2006 15:47:59

"i aim to please"

said the hitman while eyeing Kennedy


07-04-2006 18:45:04

"I never forget a face I've sat on."

Kathleen Turner, in Crimes of Passion


07-04-2006 19:22:19

"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

~ Billboard on the side of the road


08-04-2006 07:12:05

It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water. They make good servants but bad masters.


"Remeber, remember the fith of november
The day of the gunpowder, treason and plot.
I can think of no reason,
why gunpowder, treason,
should ever be forgot...."


Ood Bnar

08-04-2006 16:27:28

All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.
Benjamin Franklin


09-04-2006 11:25:58

"truth is just a poar excuse for lack of imagination"
Elim Garak

"In order to tell the truth, one must be in posession of all the facts. Since I'm not as arogant to believe that I know all the facts, I can honestly say; I never tell the truth."
Lokasena himself... ;)

Baron Zarco

09-04-2006 12:46:22

I know what you are saying. However, it occurs to me that if you never tell the truth why are we to believe you when you tell us that you never tell the truth? :)

Everything in this box, including this statement, is a lie!

"If frogs had wings they would not bump their asses." Mark Twain


10-04-2006 11:02:59

I don't tell the truth. I just give my opinion... read it or not, believe it or not.
Your perseptions will not alter 'reality'. They will merely collor it.

"If my grand-mother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."
Motgommery Scott.


10-04-2006 23:44:52

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."


Roy Batty, in Blade Runner

Ood Bnar

12-04-2006 07:05:40

Where is there dignity unless there is honesty?
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC)


17-04-2006 12:53:03

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You GOT THAT?!"

Ash, in Army of Darkness


17-04-2006 17:37:17

Simmons: Do you ever wonder why we're here?
Grif: One of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: What? I mean why are we out here, in this canyon.
Grif: Uh... Oh... Yeah...
Simmons: What's all this stuff about God?
Grif: Uh... um... Nothing.


Caboose: I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls... never... like me.
Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.
Caboose: I like me.


Church: So how are you doing Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: I think so. That guy Tex is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot.
Church: ...Yeah. That's right. I'm a gay robot.

Red Vs. Blue


18-04-2006 18:56:37

"For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these,
It might have been." -- JLW

"If that's all you will be
You'll be a waste of time
You've dreamed a thousand dreams
None seem to stick in your mind

Two points for honesty
It must make you sad to know that
Nobody cares at all" -- Guster

Muz Ashen

18-04-2006 19:54:10

"Irrelevance must make you cranky."
-- Trent Reznor


25-04-2006 13:05:02

"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc."we gladly feast on those who wish to subdue us.

Adams Family motto.


12-05-2006 05:16:52

"Its a Trap" - Admiral Ackbar during The Battle of Endor


26-08-2006 03:30:22

"And thus I clothe my naked villainy/With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;/And seem a saint, when most I play the devil" (Richard III 1.3.336-38)


31-08-2006 01:13:12

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Henry Kissinger (1923 - )

Ood Bnar

10-09-2006 16:37:05

been a while since i saw this topic.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), 1978

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Gloria Pitzer, in Reader's Digest, 1979


13-10-2006 02:26:50

Mine is this one from HK-47 in KotoR2

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."
"Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assasination droid... not a dictionary!"


13-10-2006 02:33:58

And this one:

Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?

Gotta love that droid :)


15-10-2006 15:34:37

Pejus letho Flagitium. Its latin for 'Disgrace is worse then Death'. My Family motto from our crest.


16-10-2006 17:18:17

Mine is from Ep. III, by Chancellor Palpatine:

"The Dark Side is a path to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural" >:)

Alas, I have two

"If one is to understand the force, he will have to all study all aspects, not just the narrow, dogmatic view of the Jedi..."


22-10-2006 00:31:57

One of my quotes

"Your rank above me in the Brotherhood means nothing to me." Amon Nihilus Judas, (The Nautilus)


09-11-2006 10:46:18

I do have one I commented on from another game,

"My goal isn't to be perfect no one can do that, but to be successful in so many ways then you can think of, thats pride." - Cho


12-11-2006 16:47:32

Oh, what the heck, I'll jump in, even if it has been a couple days since the last post...besides, someone has to get the Law and Order quotes in.

"Was he just dancing too fast, or was he just not too bright?"
-Phil Cerreta (Law and Order)

"Psychotic is when you believe the doorman was sent from Planet X to put mind control devices in your teeth. Psychopathic is when you blow the doorman away and take out 20 other people while you're at it."
-Elizabeth Olivet (Law and Order)

"This is America; everyone is entitled to ask for leniency before I send them on their way."
-Jack McCoy (Law and Order)

"Now I'm a pain in my own ass."
-John Munch (Law and Order: SVU)

Ood Bnar

31-01-2007 08:30:23

I know its been two months since someone posted a quote but i found a funny one tha ti think deserves a place here. hell, haven't seen this topic in ages. couldn't believe how long it survived, maybe i can revive it.

PS Kaine, if I've upset you by doing this. I'll be your slave for a week or two, just address me on IRC or PM me about it.

a few Jolee Bindo Quotes from KOTOR:

"Bad bad men. Women too, to be fair. Oh, yes. They make a fine sandwich, also, heh, heh, heh. But don't tell the Jedi Council I said that."
—Jolee Bindo on the Sith

"…Sometimes swirling Force is just swirling Force. It gets all us old Jedi excited at our age so we go 'Oooo, destiny!'"
—Jolee Bindo

"Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?"
—Jolee Bindo

"Don't mess around with the old man! That's what the sign says, dammit!"
—Jolee Bindo

"My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir."
—Jolee Bindo (pretending to be Revan's servant on Korriban)

Lashowe: "Do you know how many Sith there are on this planet?"
Jolee Bindo: "Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!"
Canderous Ordo: "Nice one, old man."
Jolee Bindo: "Thank you. It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age."

Jedi Exile: "I believe it's called 'Pulling a Bindo'"
Brianna: "Pulling...a Bindo?"
Jedi Exile: "Sorry, bad joke, bald man, long story..."

Kalak Ragnose

16-04-2007 08:18:22

"You have a parasite"

"Is it Bad"

"No, some people get use to it and like it. THey take it out for walks, dress it up and arrange playdates with other parasites."

*Woman looks puzzled*



17-04-2007 11:41:07

Teal'c: Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?

O'Neill: Oh, yeah, yeah... Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.

(Teal'c and O'Neill in Stargate SG-1)

Kaine Mandaala

17-04-2007 11:56:05

I know its been two months since someone posted a quote but i found a funny one tha ti think deserves a place here. hell, haven't seen this topic in ages. couldn't believe how long it survived, maybe i can revive it.

PS Kaine, if I've upset you by doing this. I'll be your slave for a week or two, just address me on IRC or PM me about it.

It's been so dead these days, I actually welcome this.

Kalak Ragnose

18-04-2007 02:05:30

This is not war, this is pest control

*Dalek Sec. series 2


18-04-2007 16:28:43

friends come and go,
but enemies accumulate...!!!

Ood Bnar

26-04-2007 04:10:17

Jack O'Neill: I've got some bad news for you. Hathor's dead.
Major General Trofsky: She is not. Hathor cannot die.
Jack O'Neill: Yep. She is. Killed her myself.
Major General Trofsky: Hathor is a goddess.
Jack O'Neill: All right, ex-goddess.

Thought i'd include a stargate one myself. since they can be as sarcastic as Blackadder at it's finest hour

Sanarai Iridana

16-04-2011 17:11:33

"What is the good, if not the teacher of the bad? What is the bad, if not the task of the good?" --Master Jrul

"One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got out to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other." --Unknown


17-08-2011 09:31:13

not so much a quote but a long standing rhyme from my family

"to market, to market with my uncle jim,
someone threw a tomato at him,
now tomatos are soft and come in a skin,
but this bugger didnt it came in a tin"

"the sparrow does not land wherethe tiger roams" (ancient chinese proverb)

"who first discovered you could milk a cow,
and what the hell were they doing in the first place" (unknown)

"Im going to hell for this,
itll be ok,
its warm and ill know people" (me)


17-08-2011 09:37:47

Also a personal favourite

"alright its not a self destruct button
its a jammer dodger"
(the doctor)

"were called the nightstalkers,
we were going to go with the carebears but that was already taken"
(Hannibal King: Blade Trinity)