What is a "Computer Virus"?


09-08-2006 08:04:43

The question just popped in my head and I was hoping you could help me out here. In fact I'll be making this an official comp as soon as I finish with the paper work, so start answering... I really want to know. Best/funniest answers win.


10-08-2006 06:21:21

A computer virus is a self-replicating computer program that spreads by inserting copies of itself into other executable code or documents. In my opinion it's something that can f*** up your computer lol...

Probably won't win but hey it's worth a shot. :P

Guess what though. I'm the first one to take place in this comp Frosty. Might even be the first to send you my captions.


10-08-2006 06:52:33

Yep you are the first, thanks for the submissions.


10-08-2006 06:55:19

No problem. So unofficially what did you think?


10-08-2006 07:02:24

Can't say :P but you can send as many as you want, I'll count the best.


11-08-2006 10:36:48

A computer virus is what you get for unsafe web surfing. Remember, the internet is one, gigantic computer orgy. Surfing unprotected leads to STDs, System Trampling Diseases.

Sato Khan

13-08-2006 21:17:30

A computer virus is much like a beautiful woman. On the outside they're harmless looking and some even advertise. However, on the inside lurks a more sinister purpose. Just as the woman begins to talk on and on and on and on and on making you lose interst...so to does the virus flood your pc with useless spams causing you to loose your harddrive. The important thing to remember is to use plenty of protection.


28-08-2006 10:34:48

a computer virus is simple. your computer gets it, and it my transfer to you as well. once you have it, symptoms include, but are not limited to:

frustration, loss of sex life, lack of sleep, and an empty wallet as soon as you get tendencies to smash the damned thing.


04-09-2006 09:23:16

I declare the comp over...not to many submissions but huge thanks to the ones that did post.

The winners are:

Medals are on their way.