Sidarace
01-01-2009 22:46:27
Here you can post random little snippets you find that are humorous, or just completely knee slapping funny!
Found a new 'Far Side' comic? Post it here!
Anything goes, just be mindful that not everyone is of age, and that this is an online club, and people can be sensitive.
<3
How many peels does a banana have? Well, let's see: 1 skin... 2 skin... 3 skin...
Vardar
06-01-2009 18:45:46
Just what is the
deal with airline peanuts?!
Seriously, though, what
is the deal?
I find it hard to believe so many comedians find it hard to open a bag of airline peanuts. Are they sealed in so tightly no human or human-made device can open them?
I found a new way to prevent plane-bombings. Seal all the luggage in enlarged airline-peanut bags. I'm sure
then flying will be the safest way to travel.
You laugh now or I hit you. Hard.
Quintan Tylax
23-01-2009 12:29:24
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.