HLK BAR!
Anonymous
01-02-2005 20:24:13
Exactly what it says... it's HLK Cantina-Bar. Leave your credits and have a drink! Okay... because its the opening, first 5 persons got a free round!
*stands behind the bar* B)
Dark Sabre
01-02-2005 21:09:49
Don't you already have a spam tank?
Since it's free, vodka.
CyberGuy
02-02-2005 03:47:33
I kinda thought the same thing.
I'm not sure if I'm too thrilled about another spam topic here...
But anyway... I'll have a Long Island
Anonymous
02-02-2005 05:32:49
No drinks for you two since you consider my Bar a spam tank
May I have a red vodka please Tissie
Phantom
02-02-2005 08:58:28
*sneaks behind the counter and steals all the Hot Damn >:)
CyberGuy
02-02-2005 09:19:47
*steals a bottle Tequilla*
Dark Sabre
02-02-2005 09:37:42
Well it kinda is a spam tank. Just with a focus on alcoholic drinks.
*shrugs then drinks a bottle of red vodka*
Anonymous
02-02-2005 12:36:30
Just a regular beer for me, Tiss...just about 40 of them.
CyberGuy
02-02-2005 12:39:23
No coffee for Tiss btw..
The coffee was banned from the bar
I saw Phantom steal it!
CyberGuy
04-02-2005 18:07:21
She can keep it
that is a HE Cyberguy
lol you get mixed up all the time
CyberGuy
04-02-2005 18:11:45
I think I'm actually right here...
You're the one mixing it up...
lol
maybe if you didn't change it
CyberGuy
04-02-2005 18:13:08
Change what?
Phantom's gender?
lol... I give up
*gets another bottle of red vodka and drinks it*
CyberGuy
04-02-2005 18:18:02
How old are you anyway? Are you even allowed to drink red vodka?
yep of course I am
CyberGuy
04-02-2005 18:19:30
you're 14 right?
nope
CyberGuy
04-02-2005 18:21:14
13 then?
13 tops!
I'm tired...
And it is someone's fault.
*thinks of a person to blame*
Anonymous
04-02-2005 20:42:19
Zacfer?
Aidan Kincaid
04-02-2005 23:31:52
someones been doing too much thrusting
Anonymous
06-02-2005 04:42:15
What??
No, I'm not the one to blame things for. That used to be Hev. Now it's Erl
but I thought it was me.. as you said
Phantom
08-02-2005 11:02:15
I still say we blame Link
yeah.. yeah.. blame the innocent one!
Phantom
08-02-2005 11:15:22
You? Innocent? Don't think so >:)
Pfft.. you can talk
Phantom
08-02-2005 11:17:06
I'm ALWAYS innocent, unlike some people O-)
riiiiiiight! I believe you. <_<
and you slap no one I bet!
Malik
08-02-2005 11:18:43
none of you two could go as innocent
none of you two could go as innocent
Well neither could you Malness!
Malik
08-02-2005 11:20:38
my chances to pass as innocnet are bigger than yours tho
Phantom
08-02-2005 11:21:01
When it comes to slaping people, guilty as charged >:) But, other than that, I'm innocent O-)
Malik.. no one is as evil as you
Malik
08-02-2005 11:21:39
evil and innocent are two different things young lady
yes sir!
so what am I counted as then?
(apart from not innocent)
Malik
08-02-2005 11:24:06
annoying little brat, at least I think that's the term phantom usually uses
Phantom
08-02-2005 11:24:49
yes sir!
so what am I counted as then?
(apart from not innocent)
An evil little brat
ok.. so I am a evil brat
What is Malik?
Malik
08-02-2005 11:25:26
looks like I was wrong
*kicks Malik*
yep you were.. Silly Malik
Malik
08-02-2005 11:44:27
go eat your pancakes little girl
I don't want to eat pancakes
Xhedias
08-02-2005 13:49:30
i love pancakes
I have already had my pancakes
Wait.. I'm giving up chocolate, sweets and crisps again for lent!
Oh well.. at least Nilani has to suffer as well
Xhedias
08-02-2005 16:43:38
lent....so glad im not religious sometimes
I ain't religious.. I just give up something to see if I can do it
Xhedias
12-02-2005 11:10:20
I would have said screw it in the first...5 minutes
anyway, I'm not doing it anymore.
I thought screw it, I did it last year. Have nothing to prove by doing it again.
karimicus
12-02-2005 13:46:29
Hrmm where's my beer (never mind dark saber running off with my av :@ )
karimicus
12-02-2005 16:27:26
Nah i just make one
oh well.. but stay away from the RED VODKA!
karimicus
12-02-2005 16:33:16
lol u stay away from my waldurprophen, it'll kill u little people
Most likely missspelt that it's a strong spirt from eastern europe
I don't take orders from people!
karimicus
12-02-2005 17:02:21
lol
we shall see
/me order's the van full of red vodka to take the shipment back to the cellers
WHAT!?
my VODKA!
*kicks Karimicus*
Xhedias
12-02-2005 17:23:38
or it can be MINE...
NO
it is mine, I stole if off Korras and it belongs to me!
Macron Sadow
17-02-2005 21:29:22
Hi everybody. Can I have a shot of Yavin 4 moonshine please? Thanks a lot, and helllloooo out there....
Macron
Xhedias
17-02-2005 21:58:05
Wassssssssup!
Macron Sadow
17-02-2005 22:07:13
oops I think that shot smeared my face paint, er .. tattoo (wipes face)
Xhedias
17-02-2005 22:14:19
lol, not very good at aiming are we?
Macron Sadow
17-02-2005 22:41:49
Nah! You know how it is. :w00t:
well the drinks are over there and they are free plus I believe a certain little ewok is paying ^_^
Xhedias
18-02-2005 07:06:55
Im not paying, im....borrowing...
oh well, as long as I ain't paying it don't matter ^_^
Xizor
18-02-2005 07:21:39
A Sith Ewok? Now that's quite the picture.
*grabs his camera*
Xhedias
18-02-2005 07:38:38
si senor
Xizor
18-02-2005 10:35:56
si senor
:ewok: So tell me, do you feel bad when people say "Oh look at the cute little teddy bear!"?
Xhedias
18-02-2005 10:35:58
Ich habe eine huhn.
*nods*
wow I understood that
and he is not a teddy bear he is a furball!
Xhedias
18-02-2005 13:36:24
:ewok: So tell me, do you feel bad when people say "Oh look at the cute little teddy bear!"?
me is uBeR l33t, right link?
as I said before
you are the furball.. or you could say overgrown teddy bear..
*kicks the furball*
Xhedias
18-02-2005 18:32:52
ahhh, and as i said, everyday its beat up the ewok day...
Macron Sadow
18-02-2005 20:48:41
oops I think I mistook that R2 unit over there for an exceptionally large beverage. Sorry!
I thought everyday was a "bully Link" day..
or have you all been telling lies!
Xhedias
18-02-2005 21:42:00
its all lies!
finally!
*evil grin*
I knew it all along.. now I have proof for when you all start slapping me ^_^
Xhedias
18-02-2005 22:19:36
lol, jasru always beats me
Macron Sadow
14-03-2005 10:32:16
Macron enters the bar. There is dust everywhere, and the droids are the only things not sleeping. This place has been very slow of late.
Macron walks over to the jukebox, pops in a cred, turns the volume up real loud, sets the tune to "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica, and says:
"Okay, let's party! Congrats Bob, Raist ! Goooo- Saaadow! Drinks for everone!"
Macron Sadow
24-03-2005 17:28:50
It is so quiet-
*Macron animates a few darkside walking dead and parties down with them.*
*sneaks in the bar*
and here is the one and only Link Vortex
Macron Sadow
24-03-2005 18:04:29
Sweet! How are ya!
We miss Link *sniff*
But I am glad to be able to say hello!
*hands Link some cookies and vodka*
I'll be back in a couple of weeks I think but I hope I'm coming back to CNS but I'm not sure due to some problems
Macron Sadow
25-03-2005 09:23:49
I see. I'll keep a light on for you!
I just put in my request anyway.. I'm going to CSP
Macron Sadow
25-03-2005 09:32:59
Gotcha. Well we're still pals I hope!
of course
I have loads of friends in CNS still ^_^
Macron Sadow
25-03-2005 11:54:31
Yayy!
and I will still stop by in the CNS forums to annoy you all
Konar
27-03-2005 03:53:50
Oh God...
Just kidden with ya.
Just a note for the future though. If someone pisses you off chuck empty beer bottles at them. If you don't hit them the first few times, chuck more until you do. Try not to pass out from the piss before hand though... :blink:
Or you could just purchase one of my rubber chicken's...
Infact, they've proved unreliable in the past... :'(
Just go with suggestion #1
I'm still here to annoy you all like I said ^_^
and now to see if your method works...
*chucks a beer bottle at Konar*
Macron Sadow
27-03-2005 09:51:40
Noticing the large pile of empty bottles/ammo near Link,
Macron gets up behind the steel cage around the stage and puts on a sequined suit.
He hands the dark side walking dead instruments, and begins to do Karaoke HLK style.
"When First I leeft my body
I found a new place to dwell
Down at the edge of the river Styx
in the... lowest plane of Hell
I get so lonely, baby
I could fry..."
Thank you, thankyouverymuch....
Heh heh.
*Dodges the hail of glass and beer coming through the steel cage at him*
Your turn guys.
*chucks more empty bottles at Macron*
don't expect me to sing... I can't sing....
Macron Sadow
27-03-2005 11:42:34
I'm just glad you are here! No need to sing.
*breaks the karoke machine* ^_^
Macron Sadow
27-03-2005 14:39:48
"Hmmph."
Macron goes and gets gets a couple of mutant Sith Hounds. And downs a quck frosty beverage. Then, the awful sonic assault begins:
"Yoou aaain't nothing but a Hound dog....."
*the dogs howl along, as well as fetching free drinks*
"See what you made me do, Link! " Heh heh.
*edges towards the exit*
eep!
Macron Sadow
27-03-2005 20:15:39
"alright ,never mind."
*The dogs leave.*
Macron sits down, and enjoys a yummy pineapple milkshake.
*continues edging towards the exit*
Macron Sadow
28-03-2005 11:25:42
*offers Link a milkshake*
*grabs a bottle of red vodka instead*
Konar
31-03-2005 03:19:58
* Wakes up, pissed to the eyeballs, to find a bottle smashed close to where his head is *
Eh.......... * groan * Linketh ysa bittle tiddy harthest...
* A massive thud is heard as Konar's head hits the bar table and within moments he starts to snore *
now where did the earplugs go....
Macron Sadow
31-03-2005 10:05:01
*sits an open beer next to Konar*
Tha will wake him up!
wait.. I have an idea. *sticks Konar's hand in a glass of cold water. hehe
karimicus
31-03-2005 10:19:17
Lets sell link on the slave market..... we might only get a pound or 2 but still
awww.. :'(
I love you all too
karimicus
31-03-2005 11:49:30
/me goes back to drink his whiskey.
Konar
01-04-2005 01:54:05
* pisses all over Link and continues to snore
*
* mutters something that sounds like, "No I won't buy Link for a pound from you. That's an absolute rip off!" *
* As he feels the icy cold beer touch his skin, his hand shifts slightly, grabs the beer, and with a tilt of the head Konar skulls the lot before knocking the empty stubby off the table *
* resumes snoring *
pfft... just because you all know I am worth more then you
*hides in her corner*
Konar
01-04-2005 04:11:52
* starts snoring a lot louder *
karimicus
01-04-2005 05:10:05
/me pours Ice water over konar and link
Konar
01-04-2005 05:58:30
* wakes up *
eh... whaja dog a y mee?
* gets his head off the table and walks into a wall knocking himself unconscious *
I hate you all <_<
Macron Sadow
01-04-2005 08:56:41
Hmmph!
*gets a beer*
ok, I don't hate Macron
he is the only one that is nice to me
Macron Sadow
01-04-2005 11:11:54
*Gives Link a red vodka*
Thanks Link!
no prob Mac
*drinks the red vodka*
Macron Sadow
01-04-2005 13:59:34
Hey what do you guys think of my new avatar? It Sithly, I think. And silly!
it is not silly, I think it is pretty cool ^_^
Macron Sadow
01-04-2005 14:04:22
thx Link, it's amazing what sake can make me do with a graphics editor
lol
I should change my avatar
Konar
05-04-2005 09:02:54
Dang. Macron hasn't been in the DB long enough... Just wait till he's been round for a while... His kind heart will be
turned cold! >:) >:) >:)
* thinks about his heart which frooze so much due to excessive drinking of chilled beer that it dropped out
*
Macron Sadow
15-04-2005 00:55:11
*Grabs Konar and gives him straight moonshine in a funnel*
There! What do you mean, warm heart? heh heh
Scithe
02-05-2005 13:53:27
Some things never change...
I smoke out of the scene for a couple days (er... maybe years...) and I still can't find a single place on this mess not splashed with liquor.
Well, I would summon all of you on the House to the briefing room for a more formal presentation, but the only place you all seem to get together at a time is still Bob's Bar and Grill, so I'll have to do it here... By the way... Waitress, my milk, please?
Many of you should not remember me by now, most being not here at the time to actually be aware of my existence and, obviously, others too drunk to notice a mynock on their ears, lest realize I'm back home...
Anyway, it's been a long time no seeing this madhouse and, somehow I still can't just place without shudder, I got to miss it. Don't glare me that way! I AM being all emotional on that, ok, but that doesn't mean you have to get all cocky about it. it's just that I missed my wookie pelt carpet and my Bob sponsored extra-large mug-o-milk ™. In fact, I hoped I could harvest them from Ullyr, but some stupid droid have made the cleaning work on my room that day before the expulsion (and I can't quite remember them doing it any other day... weird) and they got packed away without me...
Well, enough babbling... I guess you all want to know where the heck I had tucked myself all this time and I must say: It's not your business! Get lost!
Well, now that I have reintroduced myself here, could someone take the keys to that T-wing parked outside and take my luggage to my room? My feet ache and I have a real desire for a hot shower right now...
Why? Yes, it IS a T-wing... Where did I get it? Well, kinda long story, pal...
karimicus
02-05-2005 13:57:01
Welcome back scithe
I'm still here but thats nothing strange
hmmm... we have no waitress so your just going to have to get it yourself.
karimicus
03-05-2005 05:29:06
hmmm... we have no waitress so your just going to have to get it yourself.
/me kicks link into the role of waitress
now go server scithe his milk
Xhedias
03-05-2005 07:42:38
lol, link getting bullied again
Konar
03-05-2005 07:45:28
*glances over to Scithe*
Well. If your wondering the old Konar (Ksian Qui-Soran back in the days you were around [probably don't remember me
]), has finally grown to an adequate enough age that he can wreck his life by getting pissed day by day and having an occasional smoke to fill in the gaps. And as Bob has already lost his mind (:P @ Bob), it won't be long until I fall privy (don't quote me on how to spell the word) to the same destiny.
*thinks for a moment as he recognises that Scithe has lost interest in him already*
But I guess, now that I've described my lifestyle... Welcome Back, mate!!!
*tosses Scithe a beer*
I'm Muz's appointed CNS beer boy, so if you need another one don't hesitate to ask. And smoking's bad for you...
...
Oh, and Link's just been recently appointed the new waitress. So she'll be the one carrying you the booze, incase you're wondering why I'm not doing anything
Scithe
03-05-2005 09:11:34
*me pets ex-Ksian, now Beerboy...*
Thanks, bubs... It's good to know you can handle things here to satisfy your guests (at the expense of some guys' freedom, I see...).
*waves the link guy to get another milk...*
I'm almost starting to fell home again. Just need my wookie pelt and the mug-o-milk ™...
*glares around looking for something.*
I just hope you hadn't just giving my things away as bribe or to impress chicks again. That would be awful (but very pimp, indeed)...
Well, in fact, I would need only the mug-o-milk ™. I can always have fun trying to get another wookie pelt.
no way!
I am the lazy one round here ^_^
you guys can get off your sorry butts and get your own drink ^_^
Raidoner
03-05-2005 20:17:55
Hey im even lasier than Malik!
I like to drink, but I dont cause its to much work to go to the store!
I like to smoke but I dont cause its to much of a hassle to pick up a pack of smokes.
I like to sleep late, but its to much work to explain that to my wife!
Konar
06-05-2005 10:21:34
Konar's solutions to lazyness:
drink problem: there are things called slaves, Raid. Go to some pov 3rd world country and purchase a few
smoke problem: bordellos are were prossies work. Ask for a bird, and she'll light your cigarette for you free of charge in anticipation for sex. Once she's lit your ciggy, call your wife and tell her some wild woman is trying to force unwanted sex on you. I'm sure she'll clear her out of the house pretty quick.
sleep problem: don't sleep late - it makes you fatigued. A wife can be either a curse or a blessing. If she's a curse, hide somewhere and drug every aliment of food in the house before you go. When you get back she should be either very docile or have lost so many brain cells that she's forgotten how to argue or discuss matters with you.
- try this over a period of months. If you aren't seeing results please consult your doctor :ermm:
Scithe
06-05-2005 13:28:58
I tried the slaves you have reccomended, but it sure sucks a lot...
They are lazy as stones. You have to run all day behind them with a whip to get something done right...
Also, they eat way too much. I just couldn't find anything tasty in my fridge until I punched a padlock on the door, and even after that, they keep pestering you about being hungry.
To top it all, there's always that paranoid feeling they'll just rise from the shadows at night just to kick your butt out of orbit for just being the boss...
No way, I'm tired of them...
By the way, anyone interested in them?
Raidoner
06-05-2005 19:16:50
LOL!
Xhedias
10-05-2005 07:02:29
LoL, not very funny scithe! :w00t:
Konar
11-05-2005 10:33:28
By the way, anyone interested in them?
Have you tried asking Xhed? He might be up on the offer
As for me, I think I'll be content with a few slabs of booze... B)
Macron Sadow
11-05-2005 11:02:58
I need some new victi... er, subjects for my experiments. I'd take a few.
Scithe
11-05-2005 12:31:23
Hey Macron, I can spare you some of them, but you'll have to let me watch... >:)
Macron Sadow
11-05-2005 12:39:29
No problem, it is really quite entertaining! heh heh.
Xhedias
11-05-2005 14:12:35
Cooks, the lot of you are!
Scithe
11-05-2005 16:13:33
By the way, we need a new waitress... My mug is empty already...
Xhedias
11-05-2005 19:57:53
Kat seems to do a good job on IRC
hmm.. I think you guys should get off your sorry butts and do it yourself
Xhedias
12-05-2005 07:01:18
Or we dont...
Konar
12-05-2005 07:54:22
I say we have a vote.... Those in favour of having Link as a slave... - ah whoops! I mean - waitress. Please raise your glasses.
- This will make it an entirely fair competition
I vote we get Konar to do it
Macron Sadow
12-05-2005 08:59:54
I pour my own when possible- you get to drink more that way
Scithe
12-05-2005 15:55:03
Hey, what happened to the respect to your elders? I may not be using a cane right now, but I still outrank ya! (good times those when me, Goat, Bob and Bond kept annoying everyone about outrankings... )
Well, where was I? Oh, yeah... Someone fill my mug before I start annoying people around...
well.. as long as you don't annoy me that'll be fine
and as for respecting the elders... pfft!!!
Xhedias
12-05-2005 20:19:21
yea, shes got to disobey, that would be a lot of elders she would have to respect
Konar
13-05-2005 06:47:19
Hey, what happened to the respect to your elders? I may not be using a cane right now, but I still outrank ya! (good times those when me, Goat, Bob and Bond kept annoying everyone about outrankings... )
Well, where was I? Oh, yeah... Someone fill my mug before I start annoying people around...
Bob's already come to terms with the fact that no-one really respects elders anymore. You've been gone so long that you're still back in the past when people still obeyed
. - Back in the good ol' days when Talon, Janos and I took on the Vampyres as a squadron. I held my first lightsaber when I was still a Guardian and I felt so proud... Now I have my own lightsaber and I feel like a worthless... - well you know...
Bond? I knew Goat, Bob and you were up high back then but I never remember anyone called Bond... Are you talkin about the ol' days before the split or the ancient days when the dossier numbers only reached around the #200 mark?
And about your mug... I only hand out the beer here and drink it. I don't take it around
*gives Link a glare*
Xhedias
13-05-2005 07:07:43
Lol, im thinking so konar
*slaps everyone with an empty bottle of red vodka*
this place is self-serve
Konar
13-05-2005 07:20:40
Oh lord! What did I do ever so wrong that I can't be served everything on a platter and I have to move around to serve myself? :'(
*ponders over asking Xhed politely to use the force to screw with Link's mind and make her a humble servent to the three, now drooling, hungry and thirsty evil bastards
*
I would of course get her drunk, but she'd be a fat lot of use if she passed out on the floor
hmmm.. you brought it upon yourself.
Xhedias wouldn't even dare do that *does an evil glance at Xhedias*
*thwacks Konar with an empty bottle of red vodka* so don't even try it
yeah getting me drunk would be no use at all so your stuck
Xhedias
13-05-2005 14:01:33
Link reminds me of hermoine off of Harry potter some times...
oh great... I'm a character out of Harry Potter now
only problem is I'm not such a smartass
Xhedias
13-05-2005 17:28:38
You do like to glare and beat people down...
I do not.. hmmm.. if I was her I would just kill Harry!
solved!
Xhedias
13-05-2005 18:43:53
Exactly my point....
Scithe
16-05-2005 07:42:08
* Scithe points to Link *
Hermione!?!? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, back to subject...
I devised here some motivations (ok, ok, excuses...) to have a waitress on HLK Bar:
1st: we could have a waiter, but me and the rest of the crew would rather have a female attendant before a male one, simply because they are less prone to attack a female one about misplacing tabs or something, so we could have a more durable employee;
2nd: a male attendant doesn't look as good nor smell as sweet. That would surely be reason enough;
3rd: If I keep seeing only those blockheads everyday with nowhere to look for a break, I'll go nuts sooner (what? Me not being sane anymore? Think again when I get real mad...);
4th: Women in the room seem to have a balming effect on the males' nerves, making things quieter and the proferation of verbal offenses at a lower level, thus we can simply pretend we are civilized;
5th: There's an interesting fun factor about female waitresses about their capabilities to shake off very quickly and aggressively would-be Don-Juans and stuff like that. In other words, it's nice to see how good you can smack people who try to flert with you;
6th: Simply because I wouldn't do it myself under no kind of situation. Period.
Anyway, I would like ant other suggestions you people may present to the said matter...
heres your milk.
*chucks milk all over Scithe*
Scithe
16-05-2005 14:53:57
Well, thanks?
I usually have them on my mug-o-milk ™, but you can use a glass next time...
Xhedias
18-05-2005 10:39:22
you did ask for milk...
*nabs links cookies*
Konar
20-05-2005 09:28:06
* looks at the now drenched Scithe and tosses him a stubby *
You may aswell pass away the time with a few boozes before someone kills you for reeking of milk that's gone off
Infact...
* sniffs Scithe *
You weren't too good to begin with... You might be lucky and no-one will notice the difference
.
Raidoner
24-05-2005 00:52:46
/me pours himself a drink from his jug of Kashyykian moomshine.
Kat Pridemore
24-05-2005 21:51:26
*grins and takes drink orders* I guess its about time I poured a round. Just don't expect service all the time. lol
Kat
Scithe
25-05-2005 12:58:01
Wohoo!!!
Anonymous
08-06-2005 14:06:48
Have fear for Zac is here and he's back to crack more skulls!!
It's time for me to turn everyone to the bumside... >:)
Xhedias
08-06-2005 16:27:29
Go to the back of the line
Macron Sadow
08-06-2005 17:24:43
Welcome!
Xhedias
08-06-2005 17:31:39
aye, welcome BACK!
oh great... Zaccys back!
I bet he is glad I ain't in CNS any more
Xhedias
10-06-2005 13:17:04
*coughs* J/k :w00t:
Macron Sadow
17-06-2005 22:32:04
Arrh! Drinks, ice cream and Twileks for all me mateys! Arrh!
Xhedias
17-06-2005 22:56:01
Ice cream! yippe! whats the occassion? not that we need one...
Macron Sadow
18-06-2005 12:46:48
for the halibut, really.
Konar
19-06-2005 00:15:03
oh great... Zaccys back!
I bet he is glad I ain't in CNS any more
Oh dear! More trouble...
- Welcome back, btw
. I remember your name. - Never realised you were in CNS though.
* suffers from short term memory loss bad *
Macron Sadow
24-10-2005 21:19:43
As dead as this thread is, we all suffer from memory loss. Wake UP!
*pours various substances for all from the alcoholocron*
Sildrin
26-10-2005 07:06:27
As dead as this thread is, we all suffer from memory loss. Wake UP!
*pours various substances for all from the alcoholocron*
*lies curled up on a couch, sleeping* (yes, I am back ;o) )
Macron Sadow
26-10-2005 21:57:12
*grabs Konar*
Wake up! The BEER truck is here!
Raidoner
27-10-2005 00:21:28
/me rushes to claim his beer
Malisane
30-10-2005 05:48:35
Looks around noticing the grimy and gloomy interior with an air of distaste.
"Well what do you expect Macron this place is a dump when was the last time it saw a paintbrush?"
Revenant
30-10-2005 06:48:01
Mali, it may be a dump, but that's what gives it character, lol...
Lanius Sin
24-12-2005 06:26:57
Sin enters the bar with an over sized sack and taskes a moment to catch his breath. "I just mugged some fat bearded bloke for this here sack, it seems to contain copious ammounts of... well... evrything." The others look at Sin with a confuzed expression.
"Well lemme see..." After some rummaging and clinking noises he magically prodces a tray of finest malt whisky and passes them out to evryone.
"slangeva!!!!" (gaelic for cheers).
Macron Sadow
24-12-2005 12:40:54
Hell yes! Loch sloy!
*grins*
Too bad about the fat guy in the red suit.
Rage comes running in
"A HLK Bar and the last post is from December? No [Expletive Deleted F-word]ing way!
Rage starts a bar fight
Macron Sadow
25-02-2006 09:48:04
Macron grabs some ale and throws it- down his throat
Revenant
26-02-2006 13:17:09
Ugh. Sunday. Sunday's = hangovers. Which is why I'm in this here bar in the first place. Darth bless hair of the dog...
Talon Jade
16-06-2006 01:34:18
You guys can't let a good bar topic die. Come on thats downright un Dark Jediish.
Ylith Pandemonium
21-06-2006 11:42:36
*orders a beer*
no can do, lets hang out and have beer, women and ehh...Jedi stuffs...yeah...Jedi stuffs!
guess that would be nice for a change during the pressure of the GJW
Macron Sadow
21-06-2006 19:57:19
Woot! More bar people. Drink up!
Talon Jade
21-06-2006 23:56:59
Jedi stuff? You heathen.
Ylith Pandemonium
22-06-2006 08:17:08
Dark Jedi Stuffs then.
round on me! Bartender! Bring around the tapwater!
Ylith Pandemonium
01-07-2006 08:17:34
something died here..
soo...
*turns on the disco music and gives away the best beer for only $0.01 per bottle*
Oh yeah! Party on!
Sildrin
01-07-2006 17:56:34
*adds in the dancing women for the bar*
*also dances on the tables*
Ylith Pandemonium
01-07-2006 20:21:09
w00t!
*goes to dance with various women and his Quaestor*
fun stuffs
Macron Sadow
02-07-2006 00:04:25
sweet, I'll play the electro-some odd SW instrument or another
Malisane
02-07-2006 04:14:27
Tsk why arent the disco lights working. Grumbles gets his hydrospanner and starts whacking the console.
Ylith Pandemonium
02-07-2006 05:59:19
*gives a round of any drinks people want*
w00t for me!
Talon Jade
02-07-2006 08:26:00
Fondles Sildrin.
Ylith Pandemonium
02-07-2006 16:39:55
*buys two twi lek girls and takes them into a back room*
heehee...
Ylith Pandemonium
06-09-2006 08:05:15
*wakes up and coughs up some dust*
damn...slept too long....ah balls....drink anyone?
Ylith Pandemonium
28-09-2006 07:05:37
drinks on me
Macron Sadow
28-09-2006 13:04:36
* drinks *
Yayy!
Ylith Pandemonium
28-09-2006 16:36:30
finally some action over here! so whats up?
Lanius Sin
07-11-2006 07:44:57
oooh, booze. how i love you so.... *hic* err.. *falls off stool*
**sidles up to the bar**
So, what's a guy gotta do ta get a whiskey and lapdance 'round here?
I'm sure 'Credits will do fine'...
Macron Sadow
25-02-2007 16:13:58
"Well, you could use the Force on those Twileks over there... hic! hic!" said Macron as he hiccuped.
"I would, but the lekku screw with the reception", lamented Sai as he tossed back another shot and lit up a DeathStick.
*Plops down five credits*
Get me a glass of soda please
I'm new here. Do you guys even serve soda?
Lanius Sin
19-06-2007 21:53:01
Sin strolled in and took a seat on one of the dark leather upholstered seats by the bar, he gestured to the closest serving-droid. "Correlian Whisky and a blank datapad please".
He toyed with a small crystal pendant for a moment and placed it down on the counter absent mindedly. His mind was elsewhere at the moment. He nodded to his Sith Master in silent recogition and returned to his thoughts.
Macron Sadow
21-06-2007 14:27:57
"Sin!" shouted Mac as he gave his erstwhile student a clap on the back. "Say... whatcha got there?"
Ashura
25-06-2007 03:13:58
Ashura walked in, and for a moment as he looked around the bar. He then walked up and order his drink. "A pint of Guinness Extra Cold, and a packet of Pork Scratchings, please." He said.
Lanius Sin
27-06-2007 12:13:19
"Ah, hello Master. This thing?" He picked up the pendant and handed it to the Alchemist. "Im not exactly sure what it is. Ive tried probing it with the force and scanning it in the lab and all results point to it being a synth-crystal. But i cant make out these runes around the outside, verry strange."
Macron Studied the object in the palm of his armoured hand as Sin took a sip of his whiskey.
Macron Sadow
27-06-2007 19:10:52
"I see. I think it is a fragment of an ancient Sith talisman, but not the whole thing..." Macron said while downing a Yavin-Four moonshine.
Kaelin Ring
30-06-2007 14:17:35
Kaelin walks in as if he owns the place and orders a Correlian Ale. He plops down next to Mac.
Long time no see guys. How's it hangin'?