Aghasett
08-10-2006 21:42:16
Hel-Pa Sklib
08-10-2006 23:21:19
Tyno
09-10-2006 03:45:48
Who the hell gives a [Expletive Deleted] about Star Trek?
Top 10 Reasons the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the
Star Trek Universe:
10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on
"stun."
9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit
and a crew of twenty just to go into warp -- the Millennium Falcon
does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookiee.
8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy
Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
action.
6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
encounters.
5. One word: "lightsaber".
4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
Slave I.
3. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
2. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at
one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
1. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
Cethgus
12-10-2006 10:31:04
Adien Falaut
19-10-2006 15:45:13
Who the hell gives a [Expletive Deleted] about Star Trek?
Top 10 Reasons the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the
Star Trek Universe:
10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on
"stun."
9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit
and a crew of twenty just to go into warp -- the Millennium Falcon
does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookiee.
8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy
Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
action.
6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
encounters.
5. One word: "lightsaber".
4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
Slave I.
3. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
2. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at
one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
1. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
Hel-Pa Sklib
20-10-2006 20:31:57
DarkAmiz
25-10-2006 03:42:54
Hel-Pa Sklib
04-11-2006 12:27:15
Kaine Mandaala
04-11-2006 22:04:59
10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."
Hel-Pa Sklib
05-11-2006 14:19:29