Two Tough Questions

Tarax Kor

17-01-2006 01:41:40

[NOTE: This is just for fun. I think some of it is wrong... so don't overthink it :P]


Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates:

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Keep reading...
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

And finally, can you imagine working for an organization that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.


08-02-2006 09:25:21

*roles around the floor laughing maddly* very good

Sith Bloodfyre

08-02-2006 09:35:54

Yeah, I've read that before. It's kind of interesting, on various levels. What's even more interesting is, even with facts like these being generated, and published for everyones' view, some people still won't change their mind on "who's good, and who's not." And all that junk.


08-02-2006 17:51:48

That questionnaire is very cool. Is it true though? Cause those statistics about Congress are all bullsh*t.

A different version goes:

"In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving. Can you guess what organisation this is? Give up?

It is the 545 members of the Lower House of Parliament of India that work for me and you."


Adien Falaut

08-02-2006 20:11:17

LOL, I liked that B)

Tarax Kor

08-02-2006 21:52:25

I don't think most of it was true.

For example: Hitler smoked, and he had a mistress. :P


09-02-2006 09:33:09

that last is very true