Dante's Inferno Test

Tarax Kor

22-09-2005 08:54:39

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Kaine Mandaala

22-09-2005 16:47:07

Here's mine -

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale (shouldn't that be "tail"?) wraps around his body 5 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Macron Sadow

22-09-2005 23:57:34

I'm second level material. Lust, ah what can I say. Go figure.


23-09-2005 15:54:55

Yeah I am too.

Ark Dowell

23-09-2005 21:24:19

Woohoo, I'm first level!

Drodik alTor

23-09-2005 23:11:32


Im goin to Limbo!. Sucks for you all lower than that lol.

Tarax Kor

24-09-2005 08:53:01

Bah, you pansies. Wimps. :P Be tough and go to the hard Hell like myself :P

Ark Dowell

24-09-2005 10:54:10

That's like saying, "Bring on the punishments! I don't mind getting dipped in lava!!" :P

Tarax Kor

24-09-2005 14:49:55

What can I say? I'm a kinky kinda guy. An the lava wouldn't be too bad. Like a nice warm Jakuzzi. Except much more lethal.

Besides, I get to hang out with Spawn.:P

Kaine Mandaala

24-09-2005 16:17:54

Actually - Dante's Hell has no lava. The worst level is all ice. :D

Level 9 - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Ark Dowell

24-09-2005 16:58:17

Ouch. Hate to go there...


25-09-2005 15:28:12

Sixth level. Well, God damn it. :P

- Strat

Macron Sadow

25-09-2005 16:26:43

yeah funny thing. The Mayan hell is a cold place too.


26-09-2005 01:00:41

Thank god I know I'll still be able to ski B)