Golf

Anyone a golfer here? I like it and because I'm on the golf team, I get to golf whenever I want for free at this one course.

/me runs around with a tiger woods thong on the course.

haha no I like golf, I work at one so i get free golfing if i want

I golf every once in awhile, but I am by no means good. I played baseball for a number of years, so my swing has carried over to golf...not a good thing

I used to play golf.. Haven't in years.

All I have now is a funny story about playing against a priest and another about hitting my father in the head.

I golf, but I have to call a 'Fore' every time I putt. I'm dangerous in a stupid way. I injure people through accidents, never on purpose.

i'm s**t, but i like to play golf.

i have a funny story involving a driving range, and my driver's lack of head after one swing.

Here's a funny webpage related to Golf. I found it rather funny.

Laws of Golf

Tiger Woods is a pretty sweet game... I am uber addicted. Golf is fun. It is pretty much the second most funnest sport to watch. Right after football. But it is sweet. And I can golf, but not good at all.

"I'm gonna hit a ball into a hole"

"Oh you mean like Pool?"

"[Expletive Deleted F-word] pool, I'm gonna do it with a [Expletive Deleted F-word]ed up stick"

"Oh you mean like cro kay?"

"[Expletive Deleted F-word] no, I'm gonna put the hole hundreds of yards away"

"Oh you mean like bowling?"

"[Expletive Deleted F-word] bowling, I'm gonna put [Expletive Deleted] in my way so I lose my ball"

"Oh and you do this one time?"

"[Expletive Deleted F-word] no I do this 18 [Expletive Deleted F-word]ing times, and right near the end I put a flat plane of grass to give you [Expletive Deleted F-word]ing hope, then I put sand and water to [Expletive Deleted F-word] with you again and give you a stroke, [Expletive Deleted F-word] thats what we'll call it cause every time you miss you feel like your gonna [Expletive Deleted F-word]in die."

Invention of Golf - Robin Williams