Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer! (Revived!)
JasonHunter
28-06-2012 20:40:57
Some of you may remember this from years past. If memory serves, this idea originally started on the old DB boards, and it gained quite the strong following, with multiple (as in, several dozens) of pages of posts. So, I have thus revived it from depths of history, dusted it off, and breathed some life back into it! Just some simple rules, for those of you who are unfamiliar with the concept.
1. As the title says, you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer in return.
2. Do keep answers and questions as simple as possible. There's no need for long-winded versions of either, unless someone happens to ask for a full break-down of Newton's Third Law, but then, that would defeating the basic purpose of this thread, would it not? So, please, K.I.S.S. it!
3. Keep it clean! We don't need dirty questions and/or answers. As funny as older folks may find some of that stuff to be, there are those of us that find the racial and sexual jokes, innuendo and everything else to be offensive. Plus, you never know when a kid's reading this, do ya?
Well, I think that about does it. If there's any other questions, or suggestions, feel free to shoot me an e-mail (
jasonhunter974@gmail.com). I'll make this a sticky as soon as I get mod powers.
So, without further ado...I give you.... The first stupid question!!!!
...what is the square root of cheese? ;p
Saronyx
29-06-2012 01:27:27
I'm saying milk.
What stupid question should I ask?
Anshar
26-07-2012 21:34:43
Answer: One that you come up with on your own
Question: Just what does a rainbow taste like?
JasonHunter
31-07-2012 00:21:18
Chicken, of course! Fruity, golden, bubblegum chicken!
Is this thread going to survive, or fade into nothingness like almost every other thread on this Force-forsaken board!?
Saronyx
04-08-2012 16:45:26
This thread will survive.
But what of the Ale Pond?
JasonHunter
07-08-2012 10:36:01
I ph34r it may go the way of the dodo...
And who's question brought us down a serious line a questioning anyhow, huh? (this is supposed to be completely insane and off the wall!)
Anshar
20-08-2012 21:09:01
Your question brought it to this point, you dummy
Now, to get us back on track, just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
JasonHunter
21-08-2012 11:51:17
2 pints. Oops, that's my order over at the Pond.
What's the leading cause of tooth decay in Gamorreans?
Anshar
25-10-2012 22:25:10
The fact that their bodies are 90% fat.
Flamingo vs. stork... who wins?
JasonHunter
28-10-2012 10:19:00
Hmm, tough one. They're both pretty homo. One's pink and girlie, while the other delivers babies...gee...
Can I phone a friend?
Saronyx
27-05-2013 22:02:09
Only if I can ask the audience.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Levathan
07-06-2013 12:10:05
don't need to lick, just blow REALLY hard down the hollow stem.
are Geonosians still around?
Ernordeth
07-06-2013 15:41:19
Only fat geonosians are round.
Are Twi'leks Twilight fans?
Saronyx
07-06-2013 18:36:52
Not this one. I'm not a fan of sparkly vampires.
How's the weather over there?
Ernordeth
07-06-2013 18:47:54
Sunny and 91 degrees. Or pouring acid rain...depending on where you are
If what goes up must come down, is whatever goes down required to go up?
Levathan
08-06-2013 08:01:07
only if it's sticky, or a yoyo, otherwise it's just plain wrong!
Team Edward or team Jacob? :p
Ernordeth
08-06-2013 15:00:06
Team Jacob, like duh.
Would you hire Patton Oswalt to make his Episode VII?
Levathan
09-06-2013 05:29:47
maybe to start a spoof series like the "Scary Movie" type thing.
i'm bored, how would you entertain me?
Ernordeth
09-06-2013 14:17:45
With a dancing Twi'lek.
How would you feel if I erased your character history and restarted you as Saelt-Marae (originally known as yak face) of the Yarkora species?
Levathan
09-06-2013 15:06:02
I'd go join the loony toons as grown-up, boozed out snoopy.
why is the Sith color Red?
Ernordeth
09-06-2013 15:25:31
It's the color of exposed blood.
Do Jedi sneeze?
Saronyx
09-06-2013 16:17:19
Yes, they do.
Do you bless them when they sneeze?
Ernordeth
09-06-2013 17:00:03
Of course not. Every time I catch a Jedi sneezing I try to use the Force to keep their heart from beating again.
Do you know any Star Wars lullabies?
Anshar
09-06-2013 21:11:53
I think there's something about a nerf and a fiddle, but that would be a nursery rhyme. That's about as close as you might get.
If Mace Windu had a tattoo, what would it be of?
Levathan
10-06-2013 14:56:04
it would be of..... serpentine creatures on board a primitive winged atmospheric passenger transport.
do we still have lawyers in this day and age?
Ernordeth
10-06-2013 19:38:10
We have a form of lawyers through the Chamber of Justice.
What flavors of laffy taffy do Dark Jedi like?
Saronyx
10-06-2013 20:10:06
Dark Jedi don't eat Laffy Taffy. They like M&M's.
What's the square root of pizza?
Ernordeth
10-06-2013 21:48:58
Pie.
What acronym do we use to remember the order of our planets? Such as MVEMJSUN (no longer P)
Levathan
11-06-2013 08:26:37
well, since we just plain number our planets i imagine it's something with a lot of I's a few V's and a couple of X's.
What would be a Dark Jedi Pie? (like apple pie is american)
Saronyx
11-06-2013 10:42:37
Blackberry.
Why do we need pie when we have cookies?
Levathan
11-06-2013 11:35:16
everyone must admit, sometimes you just really want pie, and sometimes a la mode!
wait, what kind of cookies?
Saronyx
11-06-2013 12:01:43
I like chocolate chip.
What's your favorite?
Levathan
11-06-2013 12:23:22
I like macadamia toffee, yea i know, a bit extravagant
what is/are your favorite ship/s?
Ernordeth
11-06-2013 15:05:33
The Final Way, a Fury class ship.
What's our version of bacon?
Anshar
11-06-2013 20:56:56
Bacon is a type of food these days, not just made from pork (turkey bacon is fairly popular). I can only imagine the options for "bacon" in the Star Wars universe are limitless.
Which Star Wars creature would provide the best bacon?
Saronyx
11-06-2013 21:27:41
Tauntaun.
But who will go get one?
Ernordeth
11-06-2013 22:54:34
Not I. They smell bad on the outside and worse on the inside.
Who's excited for the new Battlefront?
JasonHunter
12-06-2013 01:25:03
If I had a computer I could play it on...maybe I would be.
How did a thread that was supposed to be intended for nonsense and randomness, turn down the path of semi-serious questioning?
Levathan
12-06-2013 09:53:03
i dunno, happened somewhere in the last two pages, but i get the point.
what would a Hutt pie taste like? i mean someone must have done it, right?
Ernordeth
12-06-2013 15:37:07
I would never go there.
What do we use as a prophylactic?
Levathan
13-06-2013 01:56:12
It's kind of just matters where you're from, like in the outer-rim it's dried and powdered Geonosian, on corellia it's sarlacc soup (odly enough they also work as an aphrodisiac
).
what would Gandalf be like he had one of those heavy trooper gatling blasters?
Ernordeth
13-06-2013 02:37:08
Overwhelmed.
What would Darth Vader do if his saber had a short in it and wouldn't turn off?
Levathan
14-06-2013 16:47:34
He would use it as a steak knife that cuts AND cooks at the same time!!
how do you feel when you say "bin chute" 10 times quickly? and think about how you sound.
Ernordeth
14-06-2013 17:20:41
I feel...confused.
How would you feel if instead of an Aedile the QUA had a row of helpful people called the Aid Aisle?
Saronyx
15-06-2013 01:13:30
That's a genius idea!
Why didn't I think of that?
Ernordeth
15-06-2013 01:28:40
Because I'm a master of wordplay lol
What's a Jedi and the sarlaac pit have in common?
Levathan
15-06-2013 02:29:36
they both appear on the Krayt Dragon menu of yummies! (no joke they actually do lol)
why can't i have a nyan cat lightsaber?
Ernordeth
15-06-2013 03:30:58
Cause your name isn't Tim.
Why can't I have a lightsaber with 4 blades, similar to a lug nut wrench?
Levathan
15-06-2013 13:38:49
because you'd become the black knight of Monty Python?
are we the only crazy bastards posting here?
Ernordeth
15-06-2013 14:43:15
I believe so. Saronyx does sometimes.
If there are no stupid questions, why does it feel like we have some in these 4 pages?
Levathan
15-06-2013 15:32:09
hey i never said our questions weren't stupid
speaking of which, weirdest food we have available to us? and don't say Jedi, thats not weird, it's just natural
Saronyx
15-06-2013 15:42:26
I hear there's an insect on Coruscant that's rather delectable.
Does she sell sea shells by the seashore?
Ernordeth
15-06-2013 16:19:01
Yes. What a fantastic marketing plan.
Do we have TV?
Levathan
16-06-2013 12:31:21
umm no, we have plays! theater! 3d holo shows known as brain rot, BUT IN 3D!!!
what do Jedi pajamas look like?
Ernordeth
16-06-2013 20:50:05
Pajamas.
Why did Arcona cross the road?
Levathan
18-06-2013 12:55:33
to get run over by the Tar truck :p
what's floppy, red, jelly like and has a hair raising texture? so much so that you just want to wiggle it in someone's face. :p
Ernordeth
18-06-2013 20:38:08
This question is a trap. It's Admiral Ackbar's genitals.
What superhero would you want to see as a Jedi?
Aventine
19-06-2013 15:08:10
Captain Kangeroo
Is it heterosexual if a woman penetrates a man?
Ernordeth
19-06-2013 16:31:31
That's a good question! And welcome to the DB and Tarentum!
If a tree falls in the woods and no one can hear it does it make a sound?
Levathan
20-06-2013 02:26:17
YES! says the scientist in me. NO! says the Philosopher in me... it's sucks being a krath.
what's purple underneath but gold all over?
Ernordeth
20-06-2013 04:30:57
Nyxie Stix covered in glitter
Who's the worst member in Tarentum?
Aventine
20-06-2013 11:26:53
Ernordeth
How many Siths does it take to change a light bulb?
Ernordeth
20-06-2013 15:33:05
I was actually going for none of us for a team unity thing, but ok
It takes 2 Sith. One to know how to change it and a second to learn all the secrets of changing a light bulb and then kill his master
What condiments do you put on a Jedi?
Aventine
20-06-2013 15:51:06
Hot sauce.
How do you get an ocean wet?
Ernordeth
20-06-2013 16:03:51
Play inside it.
Why did Levathan cross the road?
Aventine
20-06-2013 16:12:24
He felt hot.
Which came first, good or evil?
Ernordeth
20-06-2013 16:19:39
Or.
A Jedi and a Sith walk into a bar...what happens?
Aventine
20-06-2013 17:22:17
Drinking proceeded by a sloppy, intense make out session in the parking lot.
Why is there a 60,000 characters limit on a message?
Ernordeth
20-06-2013 18:37:23
Aventine
20-06-2013 18:43:08
Can a star be smaller then my finger?
Ernordeth
20-06-2013 21:53:17
Yep, didn't you get those stickers in elementary school?
How did the bantha jump over the moon?
Aventine
20-06-2013 23:09:48
It didn't. The moon did a reverse jump under it.
What do cherry bombs and happy people equal?
Ernordeth
21-06-2013 00:51:56
Happy exploding cherries.
What medicine do Jedi take when they're sick?
Levathan
21-06-2013 02:56:05
i thought they just meditated everything away, and do the weird sitting floaty thing.
you an exhibitionist?
Aventine
21-06-2013 09:47:49
No, Im a voyeur.
How high can turtles fly?
Saronyx
21-06-2013 13:20:15
Depends on how high you throw them.
Where did all of the mermaids go?
Ernordeth
21-06-2013 22:29:57
The Greenland Sea.
What types types of herders are there other than nerf herders?
Levathan
22-06-2013 17:30:57
beats the hell outta me, i just know they all smell like ass... furry, warm, ass mmmmm
when you make, a wish upon a staarrr?
Saronyx
22-06-2013 17:50:30
Whenever I can.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Aventine
22-06-2013 18:09:38
Ronald MacDonald
Who set the record for the slowest pass?
Ernordeth
22-06-2013 18:10:06
A Sith Panda!
What's red with blue and purple polka dots?
Saronyx
22-06-2013 18:15:27
Who set the record for the slowest pass? The tortoise in "The Tortoise and the Hare"
What's red with blue and purple polka dots? *paints herself red, adding blue and purple polka dots* Me!
Is this answer acceptable?
Ernordeth
22-06-2013 18:47:34
I'll accept it.
What's the longest distance between two points?
Aventine
22-06-2013 19:02:41
Infinite until something crosses it.
What do snails like?
Levathan
22-06-2013 20:33:59
mustard....
dance dance baby? :p
Saronyx
22-06-2013 21:38:46
*dances*
Does someone want to come up with a question for me?
Aventine
22-06-2013 22:09:45
No.
Are the rituals of courting genetic?
Levathan
23-06-2013 05:31:24
naaa they're societal, i mean what moron came up with, no sex before the third date?
(holy crap, answer and question, unintentionally!)
Ernordeth
23-06-2013 18:20:40
Not the Jedi.
Are you against womens' suffrage?
Aventine
23-06-2013 18:32:20
I'm against everyones suffrage. Equal right advocate here!!!
Would you save the girlfriend or the husband?
Ernordeth
24-06-2013 19:23:03
I believe in everyone's suffrage. I would save both.
Why choose?
Saronyx
24-06-2013 21:05:41
I would save everyone. And I agree with Ernordeth.
Why choose?
Levathan
25-06-2013 13:48:18
you choose because you have to start somewhere :p a leg here, an arm there, put em together and make something fun
creepiest thing you've ever seen, is?
Ernordeth
25-06-2013 14:24:50
Your mother.
What genres of music does Star Wars have?
Aventine
25-06-2013 18:44:30
Jazz.
What would have happened if the Tusken Raiders would have killed Luke in A New Hope?
Levathan
26-06-2013 00:21:31
I'd be kinda happy that the entire galaxy would be united under one strong rule and pretty sad that we probably wouldn't have all that zomgbbq Mark Hamill voice acting.
can i has cheezburger?
Saronyx
26-06-2013 07:55:45
*grumpy cat* No.
What time is it?
Levathan
26-06-2013 14:15:54
It hammer time!
cant touch this?
Aventine
26-06-2013 14:54:45
I dont wanna!!!
Krath or Sith?
Ernordeth
26-06-2013 17:15:59
Both are great and a conflict I've always had, especially now that they don't have the old definitions they did in 2004. I choose Sith though.
Even though we're always family friendly movies is our universe actually so dark that there's no such thing as a serial killer by definition?
Aventine
26-06-2013 17:19:58
What was the question?
Kirk & Sisko or Archer & Picard?
Ernordeth
28-06-2013 18:27:09
Picard's team.
Why don't we create our own language?
Aventine
28-06-2013 20:17:35
It's called the language of love.
A-Wing or SSD?
Ernordeth
28-06-2013 22:52:36
An SSD full of A-wings.
If you could have any type of lightsaber what would it be?
Aventine
28-06-2013 23:12:54
One that lights the world and creates life.
Snuggling with your mortal enemy or freezing a long, miserable death?
Saronyx
28-06-2013 23:54:59
Snuggling with the mortal enemy. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, right? That, and I fear a slow and painful death.
Does this outfit make me look fat?
Ernordeth
29-06-2013 04:39:06
Of course not. Only cells do that.
Como Estas?
Aventine
29-06-2013 09:52:01
El sol.
Y tu?
Ernordeth
30-06-2013 02:33:39
Bien.
Que?
Aventine
30-06-2013 09:51:00
su mama
Salsa?
Saronyx
30-06-2013 10:07:41
Yes.
Why is the sky blue?
Levathan
30-06-2013 11:50:15
Because if it was yellow, rain would not be so nice.
why is it, that 1st place is better than 5th, BUT 5 stars are better than 1?
Aventine
30-06-2013 17:24:08
More is better.
Why is it that it rains only when you forget to bring an umbrella?
Ernordeth
01-07-2013 02:33:33
Because weather is a conspiracy.
How new is new before new becomes old?
Aventine
01-07-2013 16:44:47
New
Where's Erno?
Ernordeth
02-07-2013 11:39:09
Erno surrounds you and penetrates you; it binds the galaxy together
Did you know there's trivia in #shadowacademy at 6pm EST?
Saronyx
02-07-2013 13:27:17
Damn, I'm going out of town.
Why me?
Aventine
02-07-2013 14:06:59
Because you're unique.
Why me?
Ernordeth
02-07-2013 19:45:40
Because you're unique.
Why me?
Aventine
02-07-2013 20:08:59
Youre to pretty to die.
goggles or no goggles?
Ernordeth
02-07-2013 23:03:29
Goggles.
Now who's going to swallow?
Aventine
02-07-2013 23:04:54
“That shit’s fucked up.”
Captain Kangeroo or Captain Crunch?
Ernordeth
03-07-2013 20:31:39
Captain Crunch!
Fire or flame?
Aventine
04-07-2013 14:36:45
Fire!
Captain America or Captain Planet?
Ernordeth
06-07-2013 21:06:31
Both are good, but Captain America.
Iron Man or Batman?
Aventine
07-07-2013 13:08:35
Iron Man; He doesnt live with the constant fear of being unmasked.
Loki or Bane?
Ernordeth
07-07-2013 15:07:47
Depends on which Bane it is. Batman Bane or Darth Bane? I like Batman Bane, but I think I would pick Loki.
Darth Bane or Batman Bane?
Aventine
20-07-2013 11:13:32
Tom Hardy
Old site or New site?
Ernordeth
20-07-2013 13:22:00
New
Fiction or runon?
Aventine
20-07-2013 14:05:00
My bullshit
Run on or the Runs
Ernordeth
21-07-2013 04:21:21
Writing in a runon while you have the runs.
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Aventine
21-07-2013 10:02:16
Because youre too uncool to park and drive on a runway.
Is god a man or a woman?
Ernordeth
22-07-2013 22:39:48
My opinion is God is not a specific sex/gender
What makes a question stupid?
Archean
25-07-2013 21:19:32
A: An answer that is equally as stupid!
Q: Why do snickers stop making you angry?
Ernordeth
26-07-2013 18:09:40
Cause Snickers make you snicker.
Why does Orbit clean your mouth?
JasonHunter
27-08-2013 20:39:27
Because it's made by these little aliens from a far away planet, and you know that "minty" flavor? Well, you're actually chewing on microscopic radioactive asteroids, that when released from the "gum" (resin-based polymer, aka alien jism) they begin to ORBIT about your mouth and attract all the nasty food and odor and plaque particles!
However, it's all part of an alien invasion plot, because those asteroids are also implanting tiny listening and mind control devices inside your teeth. How else do you think the feds knew how to find bin Laden? He chewed Orbit!!
*conspiratorial surfer voice engaged* Big Brother is always watching, man! And they're trying to control us with all those lights, and signs and pretty painted lines on the roads, bro!
...Was that too much?
Ernordeth
19-09-2013 18:59:15
No.
How cold does the cold wind blow?
Raiju
20-12-2013 13:32:42
I'm Canadian, where cold is the only degree.
Why'd the beaver cross the road?
Levathan
17-01-2014 07:20:09
Because it got tired of hanging above the honey pot! hi oh!
if he sells sea shells, who is he selling them to?
Raiju
28-01-2014 11:49:30
Mer-people, you don't wanna know what the males do with em.
What's 2 + the square root of evil?
JasonHunter
23-04-2014 16:50:19
Crabapple pie.
Who's surprised to see me posting?
