The Ale Pond
Sith Bloodfyre
28-01-2005 20:48:40
I figured, even though we have new boards, we shouldn't leave the pond behind. As such, first round is on me! (I figured it was appropriate for me to buy. Heh.)
Aidan Kincaid
28-01-2005 21:01:49
* Shadow urinates in the pond.
Telona
28-01-2005 21:29:32
*smacks Shadow for peeing in the pond*
Sith Bloodfyre
28-01-2005 21:44:05
I vote Shadow drinks this Ale Pond, and then rebuilds us another one. And I vote that Oberst wears him as a puppet until he does so.
Telona
28-01-2005 22:00:21
I second that!
*Kir stops drinking from the pond
...wait, Shadow pee'd in this? Damnit!
Sith Bloodfyre
29-01-2005 00:58:31
Kir, Shadow pees in everything. Since when has that ever stopped you from dipping into the punch at social events? Oh, if you don't want anymore of his bodily fluids, stop drinking the 'coffee' he brings you every morning.
Tarax Kor
29-01-2005 01:28:13
* Shadow urinates in the pond.
Hehehe... the "pale" pond. xD
Spears
29-01-2005 12:33:15
*Orders the sentrys to shoot Shadow on sight.
*Orders the bots to begin cleaning the pond
*Opens his private cabinet and starts handing out bottled beverages
Dark Sabre
29-01-2005 18:10:25
*pushes Spears in and dunks the Headmaster's head in the pond*
Surprise, surprise!
*runs away*
Aidan Kincaid
29-01-2005 18:24:41
*Bryars the sentry's with one shot each
*shakes not once, not twice but thrice!
*wanders off to annoy the masses
Telona
29-01-2005 22:04:08
*blinks*
Right....
Now where was I? Oh yeah...
*takes a bottle and starts drinking again*
Sith Bloodfyre
30-01-2005 03:00:20
*hires a couple of hookers to divert Shadow's attention, after which they tie him up, and drag his happy @$$ back, and deliver him to Oberst's room*
In honor of Shadow becoming a hand puppet, I'm going to charge a round of drinks to his tab.
So order whatever you like.
Aidan Kincaid
30-01-2005 05:18:30
* Shadow and Oberst go put on a great puppet sex show and make billions
Telona
30-01-2005 17:04:05
You sure make a good puppet Shadow. I just hope Oberst washes his fist after that.
*orders some rum*
Tarax Kor
30-01-2005 17:25:04
ew... :sick:
oh, and I'll have a screwdriver.
Dark Sabre
30-01-2005 18:33:45
I thought this was a pond of ale?
Therefore why would you have a bar right next to it?
Telona
30-01-2005 21:50:47
Not everyone wants to drink ale. Besides, Shadow peed in the pond so it has to be cleaned now.
*settles beside Sith and share a big bottle of rum with him*
Oberst
31-01-2005 02:19:50
Telona
31-01-2005 03:41:05
Now I'd go for that any day!
You mean my daily coffee has a...umm...secret ingrediant? But, its...uh....oh well
Frosty
31-01-2005 12:55:11
I think we need some bouncers in this place!
Telona
31-01-2005 13:49:03
Well I have two bouncers right here *points to her chest*
Ohhh! You mean actual bouncers. Hmmm, well we can always have Oberst do it. As an added bonus he will be allowed to do whatever he wishes with those he throws out.
Aidan Kincaid
31-01-2005 20:09:56
those arent bouncers those are floatation devices. Depending on the size they can support 1-4 people.
Telona
31-01-2005 21:53:18
No I'm pretty sure they bounce. I wouldn't use them for flotation devices unless it's to save myself and my husband. He'd kick everyone else to their deaths before he'd let them touch anyway.
Frosty
01-02-2005 09:47:23
If they bounce it means that are pretty big. The question is:How big are they, enough to step on them when you walk without a bra or Pamela like?
Wait...we're talking about Shadow's breasts...right?
Oberst
01-02-2005 18:55:35
...Shadow has mantits? :blink:
...ewwwww :ermm:
CyberGuy
01-02-2005 18:59:28
THen why do you have a picture of his mantits above your bed?
Oberst
01-02-2005 19:25:02
The only picture I have above my bed is one of these...
mmmm...Jaguar... :w00t:
Telona
01-02-2005 21:19:37
OOO nice car...
*drools*
Frosty
02-02-2005 06:21:49
Is that an E type?
Oberst
02-02-2005 10:01:20
XKSS. Only 17 were made before the factory burned down.
Frosty
02-02-2005 11:40:16
They had only one factory?
Telona
02-02-2005 15:41:17
Kinda sucks they didn't just rebuild and continue making those cars.
Oberst
02-02-2005 17:18:22
Well...according to Jaguar, the plans for the engine were kept in that factory. Even if they rebuilt the factory, the most crucial piece of information was gone.
Tarax Kor
02-02-2005 18:32:13
Well...according to Jaguar, the plans for the engine were kept in that factory.
Which is why the concept of "backups" was introduced.
Oberst
03-02-2005 01:09:47
Backups are generally not done for cars that are to see limited production, anyway. Jaguar took, I believe, 50 orders. This is to ensure that the cars are wholly unique and almost mythic.
Saying they should have done backups is like saying Carrol Shelby should just have relegated the AC Cobra to assemblyline, rather than do it by hand.
Frosty
03-02-2005 06:54:40
That's why Jaguar is an exotic car. Well most of them cars.
Telona
03-02-2005 19:22:26
And why I'll never own one so long as I live. They are way too expensive!
Oberst
03-02-2005 19:49:35
I would love to own one...probably won't get one until I'm an old fart, though.
Why do the old guys get to drive the hot cars? They're...old.
Frosty
04-02-2005 07:01:24
Well to be young an ahnd to have a lot of money is an exceptional thing. Look at Robie Wiliams, he has a Jaguar... I think I'm going to start a boy band!
I always knew you were a...homosexual!
Telona
04-02-2005 22:37:02
Bah I think it's better if the older guys own the hot cars. They won't go around racing them and possibly banging them all up. That'd be something to just cry over.
Frosty
06-02-2005 08:22:51
Not really they have money to restore them!
Telona
06-02-2005 15:06:45
Heh, not if the kid wraps one around a tree.
*orders the next round for everyone*
Welshman
06-02-2005 18:01:40
well looks like i came here just in time, free drinks!!!! Wahoo!
Frosty
07-02-2005 07:58:47
NO drinks for me! I'm going to have some Yridia coke.
Welshman
07-02-2005 09:21:11
pfft dont worry, Telona and Oberst arent here to operate and experiment on us. The only things here are those two strange bushes that keep following us....
*hands Frosty a beer*
Frosty
09-02-2005 06:54:53
Is this light?
*drinks the beer*
nope!
Those bushes are iritating me, how about we light them up?
Welshman
09-02-2005 07:08:03
hmm good idea.You got a match?
Telona
09-02-2005 18:15:29
Don't burn the bushes! They are alive!
*sips her drink*
Oberst
09-02-2005 21:18:09
*points flame thrower at Welshman and Frosty* If those bushes burn, so do you. I spent a lot of time breeding those plants.
Welshman
10-02-2005 07:04:50
*drops the match into his drink*
ack..
Frosty
10-02-2005 12:19:37
I can't burn...I'm FROSTY!
Spears
10-02-2005 14:15:09
Wow, Frosty said "can't" and "burn" in the same sentence, it might just be me but that sounds like a challenge.
The person that burns Frosty the best wins >:)
Welshman
10-02-2005 18:12:33
*throws his glass of flaming ale towards Frosty only for Frosty to dodge and cause the flaming liquid to go all over Welsh's stylish cape*
Frosty
12-02-2005 14:26:20
Haha loser
Welshman
12-02-2005 18:08:45
i know!
*cries over his spoilt cape*
Telona
12-02-2005 19:32:56
Just buy a new one. You make enough money.
Frosty
13-02-2005 09:29:00
How much money does a Dark Jedi make?
Welshman
13-02-2005 16:29:24
not enough. That is why I had to slice into the Proconsul's private clan banking funds. Erm i didnt just admit to that did i.....
Telona
13-02-2005 22:33:00
Hehehe, I'm going to enjoy getting my money back by slicing into you. >:)
Welshman
14-02-2005 06:32:53
eep!!!!!
*runs away*
Frosty
14-02-2005 07:03:07
RUN FOREST! RUN!...err, Welshman!
Welshman
14-02-2005 07:09:31
you should as well, i used your account as a store for them so they are all hidden there!
Telona
14-02-2005 17:55:49
I was nice and bought everyone a drink and this is how you repay me?? I'll be sure the next round has something funny in it. <_<
Welshman
14-02-2005 18:03:18
seeing as Frosty has got a surplus of Credits from somewhere he's buying!
Frosty
15-02-2005 07:50:42
No these are my money! If I look like a pimp it's just because that's what I am.
Welshman
15-02-2005 16:19:30
hmm so thats where all those female Twi'Leks are coming from....
Frosty
16-02-2005 08:04:35
Yep, Grand Pimp of The Dark Side: Frosty.
Welshman
16-02-2005 17:04:56
hmm nice. Is that on official title as well?
Telona
16-02-2005 18:48:26
*me kills the Twi'Leks*
Ok now back to just the drunken Dark Jedi in this place.
*laughs*
Frosty
17-02-2005 07:09:19
Where my bitches?!
Spears
17-02-2005 08:38:50
*points to the droids hauling off the dead Twi'Leks
Now back to drinking before I have to pimp slap you
Oberst
17-02-2005 16:15:48
A round on me!
Not only did I nail a perfect on my Biochem exam, I found two errors that my Professor made.
Welshman
17-02-2005 16:43:06
yay drink!
Congrats Oberst
Telona
17-02-2005 16:58:28
Woot! Another reason to drink more!
Welshman
17-02-2005 18:29:03
hehe, hmm I'm starting to worry now. If Oberst and Telona get drunk the rates of vivisections and experiments conducted on both me and Frosty are likely to go up.
*is afraid*
Frosty
18-02-2005 03:36:54
Just stay away from my behind.
Spears
18-02-2005 09:40:26
I belive the rates go up 34% and 41% respectivly
Telona
18-02-2005 21:06:03
Add Spears in there and you've got a good chance of being experimented on.
Welshman
19-02-2005 15:07:33
ack, those rates are not very favourable.... I should leve while i still can.... but the prospect of free drinks.... I dont know, what should i do?
Telona
22-02-2005 19:36:06
Submit to the drinking >:)
Spears
23-02-2005 08:15:00
Well you really have two choices, you can stay here get some drinks and probably get experimented on. Or you can try to leave at which point I will kill you.
Personally I would go for the booze.
Welshman
23-02-2005 17:31:42
yeah, and who knows. I might drink so much i wouldn't recall the event....
Spears
24-02-2005 09:04:33
Well my dear Welshy that is why we record the experiments. >:)
Frosty
24-02-2005 09:12:05
*buys around for evryone*
It's good to be back!
Welshman
24-02-2005 10:16:36
*slumps onto the table*
Welcome back!
*drags himself to the bar*
Frosty
24-02-2005 12:47:11
Here, have another Drink.
This is my 4th and I can't feel a thing...
*falls from the chair*
Telona
24-02-2005 20:47:33
Wow only four? How weak.
Spears
24-02-2005 22:41:32
He needs to get back into drinking shape.
Welshman
25-02-2005 04:48:55
yeah, but you can experiment on him now!!!
Frosty
25-02-2005 07:14:35
Hey, I SAID I don't fell a thing!
*tries to get up, but falls down again*
Telona
25-02-2005 23:08:22
Welshman you really seem to want me to experiment on Frosty. Is that just you saying you want the experimentation?
*hands Frosty some water*
Windos
26-02-2005 04:10:44
**Bursts through the doors**
Holly hell, I thought next door was The Ale Pond. Remind me never, ever to go into a gay strip club again!!
**Orders a very large drink**
Welshman
26-02-2005 18:20:20
nope i dont want to be experimented on whatsoever. I just like to see poeple suffer
Windos
26-02-2005 18:52:33
**Sits with everyone**
I dont mind being a ginue pig
Welshman
27-02-2005 16:22:48
you might want to edit that last post....
Windos
27-02-2005 22:41:28
Dont mind painful experiment either.
Frosty
28-02-2005 10:49:57
Enough with the experiments...we've already been experimented on!
Where's you liver Welsh? Do you know?
Spears
28-02-2005 11:11:41
There is no such thing as enough experiments.
The placement of his liver varies depending on the mood of the person running the experiment. I remember this one time I replaced his Liver with an old onion I found on the floor. Good times where had by all.
Spears
28-02-2005 11:17:42
Now back to the True reason we have this sanctuary of suds.
Raises his Glass
To Trev and his getting an ED we of Tarentum salute you.
Windos
01-03-2005 01:39:31
And to Anshar
**Passes out**
Welshman
01-03-2005 09:02:35
To all those who deserve it.
*raises a glass*
Frosty
01-03-2005 11:33:09
YEAH!
Cheers!
Spears
02-03-2005 00:18:21
Raises his Glass
For Welshy getting QUA and for Anshar being one hell of a QUA
We salute you.
Windos
02-03-2005 00:26:34
Here Here
Welshman
02-03-2005 04:50:11
To Anshar
Frosty
02-03-2005 07:20:03
To both of you!
Cross
03-03-2005 12:13:53
*starts keeping some goldfish in the pond*
Spears
03-03-2005 12:20:05
I would recommend keeping Goldfish in this pond. Chances are pretty good someone will drink them.
Or worse....
Frosty
04-03-2005 07:31:15
I'll have one of those fishy drinks and put it on my tab Spears.
Sephiroth Kali
04-03-2005 09:43:06
How about i spear one of the fish?
Welshman
06-03-2005 08:46:19
you could do that Sephiroth, and Frosty have you seen the size of your tab???? It's longer then Spears's own personal Super Star Destroyer.....
Telona
07-03-2005 09:52:48
Hey where's my drink?
Spears
07-03-2005 10:06:00
*Hands Telona a drink from the private stock
Welshman
07-03-2005 16:26:10
welcome back, Frosty missed your experimentation
Telona
08-03-2005 13:53:15
My experimentations are done for the moment so you are all safe.
Thanks for the drink Spears.
*sips*
Spears
08-03-2005 14:33:49
*nods
I always keep some of the good stuff around for the Tarentae minus Welshy of course
Welshman
08-03-2005 15:42:46
*denounces the name and goes for a peasent drink*
Frosty
10-03-2005 14:57:30
Here's one from me Telona, wb!
Telona
11-03-2005 21:46:31
Thanks hun!
Frosty
13-03-2005 11:08:43
Your welcome.
I'm trying to give up smoking...What to do in my free time? :ermm:
Telona
13-03-2005 13:56:20
Chew gum, read, play games, write stuff, exercise, melt your brain watching TV, cook, clean, build stuff, visit all the old people who have health problems due to smoking all their lives, hang out with friends who don't smoke, take classes, cruise the town after dark, make and keep up a garden, all kinds of stuff to do.
Frosty
14-03-2005 06:39:33
chewing gum is off...Next!
Welshman
14-03-2005 17:30:08
pasties are good
Telona
14-03-2005 21:01:32
The biggest problem with quitting the smoking habit is eating to fill in the gap. That's why I didn't list eating as something to do cause we don't want a fat Frosty
Frosty
15-03-2005 08:21:50
I gained a few kilos actually. 1.83 m and 75 kilo>Frosty .
Telona
15-03-2005 19:58:16
Damn metric system. I use enough of that at work! Heh, hey Frosty I can lift almost all of your weight. Pretty good for a girl I think.
Frosty
16-03-2005 06:14:27
You must be quite a strong girl! i would ask about your weight but it's not proper for a man to ask that
.
Telona
17-03-2005 14:10:54
Heh it's been so long since I've weighed myself I wouldn't know where I was at now.
Frosty
21-03-2005 08:45:45
I would like to be like The Rock!!!! I'm not too far though
Welshman
21-03-2005 17:13:55
as long as you dont appear in crappy spin off films you should do fine
Frosty
22-03-2005 05:59:17
Nah, I'll try my luck on a Drama!
)
Telona
23-03-2005 14:54:50
Drama? Perhaps you should drink more.
*Gives Frosty another glass*
Welshman
23-03-2005 17:05:14
Frosty, beware the PCON baring drinks, remeber the experiments!
Spears
24-03-2005 09:39:00
Time for another Round ladies and gents. This time we celebrate P:KHP and the heir to the KHP throne Lady Telona.
*Raises his Glass
Anonymous
24-03-2005 16:45:04
spam
Welshman
24-03-2005 16:47:06
indeed, congrats Telona
*gets in a round*
hmm thats a rare occurence.. anyway to the P:KHP!!!
p.s nice Avatar Spears you should add an extra line to your sig, master of funky avatars or something
Frosty
26-03-2005 08:03:52
I would raise my glass too if it wasn't empty.
Congrats
Telona
27-03-2005 02:26:45
*fills the glass full*
There ya go
MERLANCE
27-03-2005 07:00:06
p.s nice Avatar Spears you should add an extra line to your sig, master of funky avatars or something
I just want to point out that I used that exact same avatar on the SV boards about 3 years ago... (assuming its the Dragon eating a wizard, and Spears hasn't changed it)
I should be master of funky avatars if indeed it is unchanged!
Welshman
27-03-2005 14:15:59
if that is indeed the case, arise Sir Master Funky Avatars
Spears
27-03-2005 20:34:50
Well I do find some pretty great ones
Welshman
28-03-2005 14:17:03
indeed you do, perhaps you could be the prince of funky avatars or something
Spears
28-03-2005 14:47:53
I think I have enough odd titles already, if I keep adding to it sooner or later my title line will be like Trev's and thats just a scary thought.
MERLANCE
29-03-2005 10:31:01
If I actually used these forums regularly, I would find a suitable avatar...
But I never post. Well, rarely post.
SO not much point is there?
Frosty
31-03-2005 08:22:03
Avatarity.com, you can find some good avatars there.
Spears
31-03-2005 14:07:03
I perfer finding them randomly
Takes out his keys to the special supply to welcome back Bastion Creed/ Kodiak
Telona
31-03-2005 17:09:32
Yay more drinking!
Frosty
02-04-2005 06:12:19
Drinks are on me!
Spears
06-04-2005 09:53:11
Drinks are on you? Well ok seeing as I was almost done with this anyway, but still it seems like a waste.
*Pours whats left of his drink on Frosty.
Frosty
06-04-2005 12:12:30
I meant to say that I was paying for the booze, but since I already smell like my favourite drink, it's ok!
*Gives Spears a big hug*
Oberst
09-04-2005 00:16:48
*takes pictures for blackmail*
Shimas
09-04-2005 06:08:22
*takes picture of Oberst taking picture*
Welshman
10-04-2005 18:05:09
*figures its time to come back for a drink*
*figures everyone else figures he should'nt come back here!*
Round on me!
Frosty
11-04-2005 07:22:25
YAY!
:ermm:
What's wrong with Welshman...paying for the drinks?!
Welshman
13-04-2005 16:01:15
i have no idea, i think i might be coming down with something. Quick to the doctors with me!
Telona
13-04-2005 22:07:37
Which one you want? Oberst or Trev?
Welshman
14-04-2005 17:27:10
erm ectually i think i'll just by the drinks. Memories of Frosty's mutilation are still vivid in my memory
Frosty
16-04-2005 03:15:45
Come on it's not that bad. Who needs a liver any way?
Anonymous
16-04-2005 10:16:12
Looks like i have found the right room. Hey all im new here in the Brotherhood im APP Reaper2004 (Sith)/Tridens of Tarentum. while in here im Darth Reaper. I joined the forum b4 i signed up in the Brotherhood.
Oberst
16-04-2005 13:16:35
*buys the new guy a round*
...excellent, more test subjects. >:)
Welshman
16-04-2005 16:26:29
Reaper, run away whilst you can >:) HEre is like a black hole, if you get too close there is no escaping teh Oberst!
Anonymous
18-04-2005 14:44:42
Reaper, run away whilst you can >:) HEre is like a black hole, if you get too close there is no escaping teh Oberst!
ur kidding right?? :ermm: :ermm:
Welshman
18-04-2005 17:45:52
yep
MERLANCE
22-04-2005 19:27:49
Riiiight. And you arent supposed to call yourself Darth, by the way... not that it really matters in the forum names here.
So, this forum is kind of dead, kind of like all the DB boards.
Welshman
28-04-2005 10:04:18
hmmm everyone must have gone teetotal in here.
Shimas
28-04-2005 16:27:18
I'll drink for that!
And I managed to successfully pass my lithuanian and english speaking kinda exams. Great!
Another drink for that....
and another one....
and another one...
Welshman
29-04-2005 04:59:40
Yay Shimas!!!
Congrats:)
Hmm why isnt my post count increasing, ah well!
Drinks on Shimas!
MERLANCE
02-05-2005 13:38:45
hmmm everyone must have gone teetotal in here.
What>? Got a problem with teetotalers in general, or just the ones that dont post
The DB has gone dry
Shimas
02-05-2005 16:51:24
yeah, it gone dry because we drank everything. Oh well, life is tough.
Hmm.... doesn't worthless messages like that constitue spamming?
MERLANCE
03-05-2005 01:29:37
yeah, it gone dry because we drank everything. Oh well, life is tough.
Hmm.... doesn't worthless messages like that constitue spamming?
Its not spamming if I only post once in a blue moon. That is to say, I rarely post. I try to avoid spamming as much as possible, but sometimes what is spam and what is not spam is open to very different interpretations.
I do not consider this post to be spam, though some might, though I think that they should not. THis post was meant to answer a comment made by you.
Shimas
03-05-2005 07:40:45
Hmm.... so spam, reacting to a spam, is no longer a spam? Cool! Then this post is not spam too!
Anyway, back to beer.
Spears
03-05-2005 08:42:12
This topic is for random posting on or about odd things, so really there is no spam here.
*Sits down and pours himself a rather large stiff drink
Welshman
05-05-2005 06:48:45
randomness is good
Spears
05-05-2005 08:36:35
especially when it includes having a drink
Frosty
08-05-2005 03:23:31
weee, got my Internet connection back!
*buys a round to everyone*
Welshman
08-05-2005 16:32:54
cant argue a free drink.
Make that a few barrles of Ale please Frosty
Sephiroth Kali
10-05-2005 11:44:34
Free round for everyone! Second DC!
Spears
15-05-2005 01:12:48
Wohoo for Anshar getting DA.
Raises his Glass.
Now everyone buy him a drink.
*When he isn't looking feel free to put the drink on Anshar's tab*
Telona
16-05-2005 04:57:54
Told you he'd get it first Spears
Frosty
16-05-2005 06:24:05
*buys a drink for Anshar*
Well deserved
Sato Khan
16-05-2005 12:40:10
Congrats Anshar well done!
Welshman
24-05-2005 06:25:12
congrats to Anshar belatedly and seeing this place has gone quiet, free drinks for all!!! Spears offered to pay the tab so I guess we should take him up on the offer
Spears
24-05-2005 08:36:25
Damn right, I mean I figured I have access to Welshman's accounts I may as well spoil the Clan and clean out his account at the same time.
Welshman
24-05-2005 09:29:02
Damn, outwitted.
/me retreats to lick his financial wounds and rethink another ploy of getting at the Headmaster's finances.
Oberst
24-05-2005 16:08:16
Poor Welshman...you should just stick to scamming easier targets...like Rekio.
Welshman
24-05-2005 16:24:16
Hehe, I'll bear that in mind
MERLANCE
26-05-2005 05:50:29
So, any updates on the ship names?
Just wondering.
And also wondering if anything else of interest is occuring... Ive been writing a paper for the last 12 hours, Im about 6 and a half pages done. I have at least another .5 to 3.5 to go. 7-10 pages is the goal, Im on the fourth crusade, and I DONT want to write about the pissant crusades that happened after that.
I wish I could have been there at the sack of Constantinople, it would give me something interesting to do.
Anshar
26-05-2005 20:12:53
Ship names? Huh?
I just e-mailed the small group of us, meaning the Tarentae, who started this whole thing. We've narrowed the list down to 15 names, but before they get posted to be voted on, we needed to figure out exactly how we want to do it.
The Tarentae took some suggestions from the lists, plus added some new ones. There's really two primary ways we can do the voting:
We can post the whole list and then you guys pick your top 3 name choices. Then, the top 3 names will get assigned to a ship.
OR
We can post certain names for specific ships (which, nicely enough, would be 5 per vessel) and have you choose 1 from each.
Keeping in mind we could just decide on our own for the clan, we all thought it was better to ask you guys.
MERLANCE
27-05-2005 03:51:40
I would reccomend narrowing it down to 10, as its an easier number to work with, then we vot on each ship individually (of all 10) but just 2 rounds of voting (unless there is a clear winner for each in one round), sort of like this 40 round DB flagship thing.
Anshar
30-05-2005 10:24:44
Ship names are out- I recommend being sober when voting, so you don't accidentally misread something, think it is dirty, and then vote on it for fun
Windos
31-05-2005 02:05:01
Big congrats to Sato on his promo
*Buys everyone a round*
Frosty
06-06-2005 06:17:20
godamn I'm so drunk I can't even splel my name.
Spears
06-06-2005 10:15:12
*hands Frosty a card with "FROSTY" written on it so the Jedi Hunter won't forget.
Frosty
07-06-2005 13:32:51
lol, I was in fact drunk...at school. It happens to all of us, no?
Tyrus
12-06-2005 11:23:49
oberst i sent you my sample and the books i like, u havent emailed me.
by the way, does anyone in here do the ACC. i need some tips
....butt gets kicked...... dalthid wooped me
someone promote me, im bored need new admin. options.
"a round for everyone"
NOV Tyrus
dossier 5575
Anonymous
13-06-2005 16:14:31
I pooped and it smelled
Frosty
14-06-2005 06:46:46
*smaks Cannabisia and orders Canna to clean it up, with his toothbrush.
Tyrus: If u really want some tips I can help u out. Mail me:
iulian872003@yahoo.co.uk
smoke20
21-06-2005 05:04:11
Congrats the Drinks are on Rekio, YAY a RS!!!!!
Now Junior give me that LSS......hehehe
Kohn Fang
21-06-2005 23:08:31
Drinks around repeatadly...sounds fun
Tyrus
22-06-2005 18:01:41
runs up to smoke and steals lightsaber, "wonder what this does" out of pure drunkidness. Cuts it on , throws it up, and away goes left arm. But tyrus is so drunk he feels no pain.
smoke takes back saber and laughs.
Malus Maximus
26-06-2005 09:04:28
Hello people. Me=new here. Shouldn't pond be clean by now?
*checks pond*
*comes back frightened and bewildered*
The pond is half empty. Some kids were selling something called "Old Uncle Sadow's Homemade Gin"... they were making good profits.
Oh well. Champagne for everyone on me.
Frosty
02-07-2005 15:36:34
YAY! Free drinks again?! I can't remember when was the last time I got wasted in here.
Welshman
04-07-2005 17:12:14
wasnt it yesterday?
Tyrus
04-07-2005 23:10:33
im pretty sure hes right, anyway me=not new,
actually
me=sorta new
me=prt
drinks for everyone, (on jac's personal tab)
Welshman
05-07-2005 10:23:38
does this ale pond serve food as well, im feeling a little peckish and all this free tab wrangling has gotten my stomach ready for action
Oberst
05-07-2005 10:45:35
Yes, we do, Welshy. Mutton, rack of lamb, lamb shank...The servants keep finding all these unconscious sheep all over and decided to put them to good use.
Tyrus
05-07-2005 12:45:29
i believe that is welshman's doings.......
horus garm matt
07-07-2005 11:37:41
chicken curry? or a nice chilli?
oh & a pint of beer please
Tyrus
07-07-2005 13:40:43
welshman....you fiend.....give me the sheep
Frosty
14-07-2005 02:13:06
What are sheep turning into these days? The sheep belong to Welsh!
smoke20
15-07-2005 02:53:01
Smoke taketh the sheep, and blow them to pieces with thermal explosive device.....and then shouts....."Drink are on me!!!" but the sheep meat is cooked and ready....*rings dinner bell*
Beer and lamb chops...Yummy.
Welshman
16-07-2005 18:35:04
hmm lamb.....
would me tucking into a succelent piece of lamb be considered cannabalism?
smoke20
18-07-2005 06:53:20
nope as long as you drink enough of this beer.....hands welsh a beer!
Welshman
18-07-2005 06:56:57
w00t!!!!!!!!!
/me considers leaving Gladius and going back to his old house of Tridens.
Such a nice QUA giving me free beer...
Ylith Pandemonium
18-07-2005 13:37:46
hey ehh, guys?
the beer in the puddle has gone dead...
whose gonna fill it again? or does it do it by itself?
anyways...welsh you have to know I sold your sheep to that butcher yesterday
he said he had a nice little garden for them. I didn't understand why he was grinning though...
anyways, give me a beer and put it on welsh's tab, he made a fortune sellin those sheep!
Sheep beer for everyone! yay!
Dark Killer
19-07-2005 05:19:42
Also here, there's a full-beer topic ?!?
No alcohol for me, thanks
Totally [Expletive Deleted].
Why? Don't you like booze?
Ohhh....booze.... <3
Welshman
19-07-2005 09:59:32
booze makes it harder to catch sheep
Tyrus
19-07-2005 13:40:43
i dont think i can post in the pheonix crest, my character wasnt included so far and i dont want to ruin it...
*walks to the pond*
give me a the hardest shot ya got
smoke20
19-07-2005 13:48:10
*pours Tyrus a shot of Scotch.*
Yes your character was included.....remeber that massive meeting, well if you are tarentum, then you were at the meeting....
Shakes his head and walks away.......
Welshman
19-07-2005 16:18:27
Run on is clan participation goodness
Whoever participates gets a free drink of Welshy!!!! (water of course)
And medals
So, go for it !
Tyrus
20-07-2005 15:31:19
i did it!!! i posted!!! woohoo!!!
How could you?
Tyrus
20-07-2005 17:43:05
what do you mean
i posted...how could i? it was easy
Welshman
21-07-2005 10:19:03
water for all!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill the sheep !!! :lightsaber:
Welshman
22-07-2005 18:27:24
Hide!!!!!!!!!!
Tyrus
22-07-2005 21:13:07
nooooo!!!!
leave them alone...the poor defensless ack!! aaaaaaahhhh!!!
*the sheep start tackling and eventually eating tyrus*
Welshman
23-07-2005 13:46:44
Good sheep....
Eat all who stand before you and soon this clan will be on its knees and ripe for take over!!!
We got to do something with this sheep.....
Tyrus
23-07-2005 18:41:30
*tyrus pulls out a pair of sheers(or however you spell it)*
*evil laugh and music initiated*
mwahahahahah!!!!
Ylith Pandemonium
25-07-2005 17:00:26
hey guys,
why not have more party's like this one?
Come to cafe gladius opened in 2 forum pages for spreaded fun!
At the Gladius Clan board or Tarentum Clanboard!
Everyone is welcome and more fun is a must!
hope you'll check it all out!
B)
I alredy did...but is kinda empty so people please come in
Ylith Pandemonium
27-07-2005 10:53:09
listen to the big cheese, come in and have fun!;)
Listen to me: I'm already there
Tyrus
27-07-2005 23:20:12
were the only ones postin now, so its not gonna bring more ppl...
Ylith Pandemonium
28-07-2005 07:02:27
must try though
Ylith Pandemonium
30-07-2005 02:09:22
no.....who are you?
Tyrus
30-07-2005 14:41:00
:huh:
Ylith Pandemonium
30-07-2005 16:29:22
:blink:
Did anyone sayd that you guys are spaming?
" :blink: ", this is a post?
Ylith Pandemonium
01-08-2005 15:53:06
I'm sorry, but what do we have to talk about...
we need a subject, I suggest someone comes up with one...
why won't I? ehh...dont know, dont want to be selfish I guess
Just say that you want to have more and more posts, just like Tyrus.
Ylith Pandemonium
02-08-2005 15:42:40
that isn't true, I just want to interact more with the forum...is that such a crime?
*starts cleaning up the ale pond to get new and more visitors*
So be it....I'll have to kill you now :lightsaber:
Spears
03-08-2005 08:04:32
*Frys Dox with a healthy dose of Force Lighting
No get to work little man
I've already done my work big man, and for that you could kill Ylith >:)
Tyrus
03-08-2005 15:54:40
*tyrus walks in and sees this lot and walks straight back out without a word*
Ylith Pandemonium
04-08-2005 14:29:04
sorry for cleaning up the mess YOU *points at dox* made!
Windos
05-08-2005 04:26:48
Hahaha, I now have a glowing stick
guess thats a round on me then?
*Buys everyone a Mandalorian Ale*
Frosty
05-08-2005 06:06:32
*Buys drinks too*
Let's split the tab.
Windos
05-08-2005 06:07:46
Nah charge it to welsh's account
Welshman
05-08-2005 06:12:20
i thought you only kept me around for one reason...
What's that? Drinking water?
Tyrus
05-08-2005 14:51:50
*tyrus wants a glowing combat stick*
Ylith Pandemonium
05-08-2005 16:20:27
iew.... X-)
Tyrus
05-08-2005 18:04:17
:huh: whats that mean?
Ylith Pandemonium
07-08-2005 12:23:28
like: juck
Tyrus
08-08-2005 18:17:27
*dirty mind*
Ylith Pandemonium
09-08-2005 06:44:41
depends what you mean with a "glowing stick"
Tyrus
09-08-2005 17:49:10
im not telling you
Ylith Pandemonium
10-08-2005 08:05:50
I appreciate that
Tyrus
11-08-2005 05:50:21
good, because i frankly dont know what i meant by that
Ylith Pandemonium
11-08-2005 06:23:15
so...whats new?
Windos
12-08-2005 00:44:48
Ummm... probubly a couple of babies born recently
Ylith Pandemonium
12-08-2005 05:45:38
yay congradz
*gets a few beers from the pond and gives a few beers to windos* for your baby's and ranking up to DJK
Tyrus
14-08-2005 18:25:36
*tyrus stares at the baby as it throws up*
not cleaning it up
and congrats!!
Ylith Pandemonium
15-08-2005 05:50:16
afraid of baby's tyrus?
Tyrus
15-08-2005 18:34:48
no, afraid of throwup of the baby
Ylith Pandemonium
15-08-2005 19:50:35
whats so bad about it...*smells* ahh.....get the point......
Tyrus
21-08-2005 18:29:18
i just...*aaarrgh* cant take it!!
Ylith Pandemonium
22-08-2005 00:08:39
*starts selling gass masks*
50$ only!
Tyrus
23-08-2005 17:16:34
ONLY 50 dollars
Ylith Pandemonium
24-08-2005 10:37:25
wanna die in baby puke?
Tyrus
24-08-2005 17:25:32
if i said yes, would you hold it against me?
Ylith Pandemonium
24-08-2005 18:02:52
maybe....could bribe you sometime though..
Tyrus
26-08-2005 23:34:01
ok, that might do
Ylith Pandemonium
27-08-2005 05:57:02
soo...what do you have to offer....muahahahaaaaaaa
Tyrus
27-08-2005 09:25:42
im not telling you
Ylith Pandemonium
27-08-2005 10:38:33
you will...muhahahaha
Tyrus
27-08-2005 11:58:00
nuh uh
Ylith Pandemonium
27-08-2005 14:31:54
<_< uhhuh...
:huh: what are u guys talking about? :huh:
Ylith Pandemonium
28-08-2005 05:11:58
hush you!
you will be bribed Tyrus!
Ylith Pandemonium
28-08-2005 07:13:41
....people like me
Rage swims in pond
Archean
29-08-2005 10:19:17
*Archean slips tyrus and Ylith $100 each*
you guys didnt see nothin
*Archean takes 2 twi'lek dancers intoa private room*
Ylith Pandemonium
29-08-2005 10:52:35
kinda cheap aint it Tyr..?
Archean
29-08-2005 11:11:29
ok fine, you two drive a hard bargain
*archean slips tyrus and ylith $500 each*
NOW you didnt see anything
*Archean takes 2 more twi'leks into his room*
Ylith Pandemonium
29-08-2005 12:59:38
Tyrus: did you order another 2?
Ylith: no....but didnt Oberst order some twi'lek for himself...
Tyrus: you mean the dra...?
From room: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Tyrus: didnt saw anything
Ylith: nope what were you saying again?
Telona
29-08-2005 19:06:22
Telona stops in for a quick drink from the bar and just as quickly leaves
Ylith Pandemonium
29-08-2005 20:39:27
hmm...would have bought her a drink....ahh well...
*takes a sip from the beer and enjoy's the sound of pain and agony in the background*
Rage comes in bar and orders some corellian whiskey
takes a sip
hears AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in the background
and asks WTF is that
Ylith Pandemonium
30-08-2005 06:44:32
what's what? didnt hear anythin....?
Oh? are u sure whatever its not like i care
Rage looks at the bartender get me another round of whisky
Ylith Pandemonium
31-08-2005 10:47:05
your pay dude...you have a check here regarding drinks from the whole clan...
We expect payment of 100.000.000,00 credits by tomorrow er else...
Anyone wants a drink?
Archean
31-08-2005 12:24:07
We need that money soon Rage, or else you'll be trying on some new "shoes"
heheheheeh
*looks evily at rage*
OH? really if you didnt know i dont have a tab here
Ylith Pandemonium
31-08-2005 17:31:04
*shows a copy of the tab to rage*
Pay up
/me takes it and rips it in to 430 uneqaul peicies
Welshman
31-08-2005 18:58:32
/me waltz back into the bar after a long absence
Woo chaos and caranage. gotta love this place
I'm sure Tridens would cover your tab, even if you have to cutinto Arche's funds
Archean
01-09-2005 01:10:22
WAA?!?!?!
no one cuts into my funds except me!
Rage has a debt that needs to be payed....and we dont take life debts as payment either!
F***K that im underage so its invalid hahaha
Ylith Pandemonium
01-09-2005 10:48:49
Tell that to the big boss....
And another thing, that thing you ripped appart, that was a copy...
now you owe me another 100 credits on cleaning
Spears
01-09-2005 11:25:07
*looks up from his booth to see what all the noise is about
Archean
01-09-2005 13:27:18
*Archean orders Rage to clean up his mess*
dooooooo it!
*shakes fist forcefully*
Ylith Pandemonium
01-09-2005 14:54:31
*walks to spears*
Sir he is refusing to pay the bill...
Archean
04-09-2005 02:05:01
He is disrespecting us, we demand respect dammit!
Ylith Pandemonium
04-09-2005 05:55:03
*nods in approvement*
Archean
07-09-2005 01:50:02
*also nods in approvement*
Ylith Pandemonium
07-09-2005 07:43:13
I suggest emmm...we tie him up let him get killed by Jawa
yeah well i know where you sleep Arch...in a Bed
dum dum dum
Ylith Pandemonium
07-09-2005 07:45:04
....so? everyone knows where arch sleeps...
Like your MOM?
who know im playin with ya Ylith
Archean
07-09-2005 08:46:34
hey hey hey! lets get one thing cleared up, i dont just sleep with ANYONE'S mum, they have to meet stringent Archean requirements, and none of you guys come up with any smartass comments on i'll get that shotgun out....
and now, no more mum jokes
Welshman
07-09-2005 14:59:07
Please Arche, a forum is not the place to start talking about your "shotgun"
Anyway, drinks on me w00t!
Ylith Pandemonium
07-09-2005 16:29:58
deinks on the Qua! hurai!
And not on me YAY get me some corellian whiskey thanks
Archean
08-09-2005 01:43:38
I can talk about my "shotgun" if i like thank you Welshy
and yes, a scotch for me please barkeep!
yeah and put the tab on Ma'ar
Archean
08-09-2005 09:03:35
i'll put the tab on you again if you aint careful
Ylith Pandemonium
08-09-2005 17:10:54
I'll report to Ma'ar that your violating the FEAR THE MA'AR code...
Tyrus
08-09-2005 19:19:08
shh!!! please dont
*gets on ground and starts mumbling staring into space*
fear the ma'ar...
Archean
08-09-2005 20:00:15
*Archean writes down the new rule*
Everyone.....must......Fear....The.....Ma'ar.....At All Times.
*Archean puts the rules on the fridge*
There we go
Ylith Pandemonium
09-09-2005 12:18:30
guess we'll give Rage a fine for violating that...man...he's in the red bigtime
Spears
09-09-2005 13:41:18
*has the fine taken out of Ylith's accounts instead
Ylith Pandemonium
09-09-2005 13:44:23
hey! .....that aint funny i was saving money to buy that Occasion Star Destroyer.....
Archean
09-09-2005 22:54:24
*sends a letter to rage for violating the fear the ma'ar rule.*
Ylith Pandemonium
10-09-2005 06:30:19
*steals the money back from Spears and put on a note: "Rage did it"*
Spears
10-09-2005 13:21:08
Nice try Ylith try it again and you will be back to INI faster then you can blink
Tyrus
10-09-2005 14:24:53
haha, please dont demote me
Ylith Pandemonium
10-09-2005 16:30:02
ahh man, damnit!
I really wanted that Star Destroyer...
When I am a higher rank then you are Spears I'll...I'll....take away your force lightning!
Archean
11-09-2005 03:33:13
*Archean watches Spears force lightning Ylith to a crisp*
did someone order barbequed Ylith?
Ylith Pandemonium
11-09-2005 04:35:33
no....
Archean
12-09-2005 08:15:28
Yeeessssss
Ylith Pandemonium
12-09-2005 13:59:22
*smacks Archean down with a gold plated cow *
damn you
Archean
13-09-2005 12:56:59
hahahahaha!!!
take this!
*Archean thwacks Ylith with a gold plated Sheep, then see's Welshman steal it*
damn you, give it back!
Ylith Pandemonium
13-09-2005 16:13:37
* lies silently on the ground*
Archean
14-09-2005 08:55:09
*Runs after Welshman!*
Come back here you!
Ylith Pandemonium
14-09-2005 14:44:13
*wakes up*
Where am I...? :huh:
Spears
14-09-2005 17:23:02
No more Ylith->Archea->Ylith->Archea->Ylith->Archea->Ylith->Archea->Ylith->Archea->Ylith->Archea->Ylith->Archea->Ylith->Archea->Ylith->Archea
The pond is for fun but try not to drag it down into the ruin of being a Spam Thread.
Welshman
15-09-2005 11:55:17
Otherwise Spears would have to have his dragon in his avatar do to you what it does to the wizard emoticon
Ylith Pandemonium
15-09-2005 12:02:52
hehe sorry about that,
just wanted to keep the Ale Pond alive....it almost died out
completely...
Archean
15-09-2005 12:42:42
Yes, sorry bout that.
Welshman
15-09-2005 18:52:13
happy bday to Ylith and Zilltopia!!!!!
Enjoy your day guys and have a drink on me
Ylith Pandemonium
16-09-2005 00:37:01
yaaay thanks! *grabs a a beer*
Windos
17-09-2005 01:45:19
*Buys an ale for Ylith*
Drink up mate =D
Ylith Pandemonium
17-09-2005 04:40:54
*drinks up*
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay *hic*
Archean
18-09-2005 07:15:56
*Archean buys a drink for Ylith*
Cheers for your 18th bro!
*Archean drinks*
Give me a drink too
Frosty
23-09-2005 15:28:56
*buys a Rage a drink*
Nut much until my birthday either.
Ylith Pandemonium
24-09-2005 05:14:06
*calls for some strippers and beer *
Frosty is gonna have a nice birthday
Damn i should come here more often
Frosty
17-10-2005 10:19:51
*Buys drinks for his birthday, for the consul and again for the consul*
Ylith Pandemonium
18-10-2005 11:51:31
*gets new brewed european beer (the real deal
) and poars it into a new pond*
I call this, the Rekio Ale Pond!
Woohoo!
:D
Spears
18-10-2005 12:56:57
Not a chance little man.
The Ale Pond is mine.
Ylith Pandemonium
18-10-2005 15:21:12
*points to the old dirty brown puddle of what once was the ale pond*
No Spears...THAT is your pond...
*points at the glorius golden foaming richness of pondness*
Thats the Rekio pond....
so there
Sorry Spears i drank all of it
Ziltopia
24-10-2005 23:50:25
*randomly flashes whoever happens to be around in a 'loveably vicious' (TM Bloodfyre) kind of way* >:)
Ylith Pandemonium
25-10-2005 00:40:44
*offers Zil a beer*
there ya go
Ziltopia
25-10-2005 07:56:59
mmmmm ... Beer
*takes off her robes and throws them on some random person walking by*
I hope you like pink cammo! >:P
Sith Bloodfyre
25-10-2005 09:06:14
*glances, blinks, grabs Zil and lifts her up over his shoulder, then walks off*
We'll be back later.
Spears
25-10-2005 09:13:39
Just be careful folks if she is like this sober, just wait til she starts drinking
And who doesn't like pink cammo?
Ziltopia
25-10-2005 09:14:18
The real question is how much later????
Sith Bloodfyre
25-10-2005 09:16:25
...couple hours?
Ziltopia
25-10-2005 09:17:33
*coughs* So, do I get a medal for this? O-)
Sith Bloodfyre
25-10-2005 09:19:40
No, but you can run around singing "We are the Champions," if you want. In a couple hours.
*pulls Zil back off somewhere private*
Ziltopia
25-10-2005 09:24:05
The things that I do around here for morale! :lightsaber:
smoke20
25-10-2005 09:28:07
go get a room you two....
Sith Bloodfyre
25-10-2005 09:40:39
What for?
Ziltopia
25-10-2005 09:42:03
Aaawww, poor Smokey Smoke, he's jealous, somebody else picked up the pink cammo :wub:
Sith Bloodfyre
25-10-2005 09:44:39
If all he wants is the pink cammo, you can take those off and toss them his way. We don't need those.
Ziltopia
25-10-2005 09:47:57
LOL! My robes were pink cammo as well silly! I'm not ditching my pink cammo undies to go on the DebayB, are you insane?! :jac:
Spears
25-10-2005 10:31:37
Its like I have been saying all along Ale Pond is place to be.
Ziltopia
25-10-2005 10:58:15
Or the place to be whisked away from
Spears
25-10-2005 11:21:37
Yes but you will simply be whisked back later. All in all its just a vicious cirlce of wicked whisking.
But I am sure you already knew that, I mean after all it is in the manual.
:rtfm:
Sith Bloodfyre
25-10-2005 11:46:16
I never got my copy of the manual!
Spears
25-10-2005 12:03:20
Sure you did. You thought it was coaster and you have been putting your drinks on it for the better part of a year.
Ylith Pandemonium
25-10-2005 12:20:58
BEER FOR EVERYONE! WHY?! WELSH = PCON ARCH = AED and FROSTY = QUA!! w000000t!
*throws beer around and drink some himself*
HIP *HIC* HOOORAAAAAAAAAAAY!
:D:D
Frosty
25-10-2005 16:04:37
*Drinks all the free drinks*
Congratz all! And congratz to Fenn for reaching JH!
*Goes back to the drinking*
Ziltopia
25-10-2005 19:15:56
I have the manual, I read the manual, I disregard the manual! :w00t: The manual reminds me of AOL CDs, good for nothing but make good coasters--so Bloodfyre did have the right idea!
*drinks the free ale being passed around*
Congrats to Welshie, Frosty, & Archie--may you have all the sheep you desire, blue popsicles, and randy spankings! >:)
*looks down at herself* Am I still not dressed? Ok, who in Tarentum would take my pink cammo robes?? *ponders*
Spears
25-10-2005 20:19:09
My money is on Trev, while not in Tar he does stop in for a visit here and there
Ziltopia
25-10-2005 20:22:19
ROTFLMGDFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I don't want them back after he's had a run in them ... the cleaners will never be able to get that sticky mess™ off of those robes! At least I have more; however, I do not feel like going back to my quarters to get them.
*sits around in her pink cammo undies, pops a top, & guzzles*
Ylith Pandemonium
26-10-2005 07:10:47
,.....
anywho...*ahum* hooray for the sheepman, snowman and archman!
*drinks some more and tries not to pay attention to Zil*
Anonymous
26-10-2005 10:31:20
"Man this beers good!" grabs Helga the waitress by the *ahem* buttocks...
Macron Sadow
26-10-2005 10:33:39
Nice signature Frosty
Frosty
26-10-2005 12:00:24
Thank you!
*Buys Ylith a beer for making a great sig*
Ylith Pandemonium
26-10-2005 12:23:41
lol, made that thing ages ago.
Remind me sometime to get you a new one
*takes a sip of his beer*
Ziltopia
26-10-2005 15:36:09
*goes over and sits on Ylith's lap*
And pray tell, why are you trying to ignore me?
Ylith Pandemonium
27-10-2005 06:24:26
don't you want me to ignore you? or are you just trying to grap by attention?
either way, you came to me, not the other way around
*raises his beer in a toasting way*
now I prey to that
wanna have a drink?
Ziltopia
27-10-2005 18:15:30
As long as you are buying?
Ylith Pandemonium
27-10-2005 18:46:42
sure am
*buys Zil a nice drink of her choice*
Ziltopia
27-10-2005 19:00:18
*Zil gratefully takes the margarita, licks a little salt from the edge of the glass, takes out the little pink umbrella with the cherry and pineapple slice on it, chunks the pineapple at Bloodfyre, provocatively eats the cherry, slowly runs her tongue across her lips, puts the little pink umbrella behind her ear b/c it matches her pink cammo undies so perfectly and looks uber cute, and takes a sip of her drink*
So, what's up?
Ylith Pandemonium
27-10-2005 19:16:27
nuthing much, been bored really
how are you
Ziltopia
27-10-2005 20:37:23
Actually, I am wonderful, I think I have the best seat in the house
*Ziltopia whispers something in Ylith's ear, he can feel her breath against the side of his head, almost as if a warm breeze is blowing*
Ylith Pandemonium
27-10-2005 20:41:12
*his cheeks are turning up into a sithy red and the corners of his lips turn upwards as he can't stop grinning*
sure you're up for that? >:)
Ziltopia
27-10-2005 20:44:49
As long as YOU are up for it!
Ylith Pandemonium
27-10-2005 20:48:04
I am ready for everything
*grins evilly*
Ziltopia
27-10-2005 20:53:41
*jumps off Ylith's lap, spins, & ignites her lightsabre* A piercing green glow reflects in the Ale Pond.
Ylith Pandemonium
27-10-2005 20:55:43
*grins* you know how to play an Obelisk don't ya....
*grabs his mandalorian war spear*
this should be fun >:)
Ziltopia
27-10-2005 20:59:43
You know how to fight a Priestess do you?
*Ziltopia lunges at the Hunter*
Ylith Pandemonium
27-10-2005 21:03:18
*steps aside getting his sleeve ripped off revealing his metal arm*
I like Krath, always mysterious and cunning...I enjoy those features in a woman...
*whizzes his spear around his body*
show me what a Krath priestess can inflict an Obelisk....>=)
Ziltopia
27-10-2005 21:11:41
*Ziltopia gets in a fighting posture*
"White always moves first in the game, not black," Ziltopia says while looking at each's robes--she has mysteriously & practically instaneously covered her pink cammo undies in the proper attire of a Krath Priestess.
Ylith Pandemonium
27-10-2005 21:16:58
*looks at his robe and smiles*
if this is your wish, it will be my command...
*whizzes the back and of his spear against the blade of the saber, causing it to be pushed to the side as the knife of the spear cuts trough the priestess robes, revealing slightly her pink cammo undies*
*grins* didnt expect that eh?
Ziltopia
27-10-2005 21:28:17
*Ziltopia Force stitches her robes while lunging at Ylith, slicing his robes with the bright green blade of her lightsabre to reveal nice silky blue boxers*
You're reply seems rather appropos here!
Ylith Pandemonium
27-10-2005 21:33:01
*pushes a button on his metal arm and he has a new robe to wear*
one must always be prepared priestess
now...I do not wish to harm a lady...such as you... -_-
Ziltopia
27-10-2005 21:40:43
Does that mean you are resigning the fight? *Ziltopia cocks an eyebrow*
Ylith Pandemonium
28-10-2005 06:27:58
no, not really...I just aint gonna hurt you....
* grabs his Krath Blade and throws it pastZil's shoulder*
*Zil looks at him* "And that was...?"
*Grins*
*suddenly Zil's robe is falling appart and she has trouble holding it together*
told ya I wasent gonna hurt you
*winks and turns around to the bar to buy her a margarita and himself a beer*
Ziltopia
28-10-2005 07:32:43
*puts on her short, pink cammo robes that magically reappeared by random occurence, takes her margarita and sits on Ylith's lap*
"You are the best kind of evil ..."
Ylith Pandemonium
28-10-2005 07:35:54
I adapt to the person against me
*takes a sip of his beer*
now tell me, how are you today
Ziltopia
28-10-2005 07:39:10
I am excellent; how about yourself?
Ylith Pandemonium
28-10-2005 07:48:01
fine, just fine now
anything I cna do for you Mi'lady?
Ziltopia
28-10-2005 18:21:50
*moves gently around in Ylith's lap and smirks*
I think you already are doing it whether you want to or not >:P!
Ylith Pandemonium
28-10-2005 18:35:08
naughty one you are
*raises his beerbottle*
to insanity
Ziltopia
28-10-2005 19:10:18
*raises her margarita*
To insanity :shiny: and other things :lightsaber:
Ylith Pandemonium
28-10-2005 19:53:20
best to leave those things out of the forums
>:)
Ziltopia
28-10-2005 22:22:49
Leave all of what things??? :$ O-)
Ylith Pandemonium
29-10-2005 08:32:31
exactly
*gets an ewok and a hot steel pick*
care to join me..? >:)
Ziltopia
30-10-2005 12:25:28
There is kinky and then there is perverted :blink: and Ziltopia is the kind of girl who will play with feathers, but not whole chickens.
Ylith Pandemonium
31-10-2005 15:27:25
*drops the ewok and starts plucking a chicken*
*gives Zill the feathers*
there ya go
Ziltopia
31-10-2005 23:14:55
So, what would you do if I said ... x^3 - 37=392? :w00t:
Ylith Pandemonium
01-11-2005 06:32:25
then I'd say...*plucks some more feathers*
here are your 392 feathers
Ziltopia
01-11-2005 18:59:00
You wouldn't even solve for X? Boo! >:P
Ylith Pandemonium
01-11-2005 19:57:52
who wants X if you have 392 plucked feathers....hmm...still warm....
Ziltopia
02-11-2005 02:50:21
X would equal an irrational number between seven and eight! How is that not exciting?! Moreso than feathers, geeze ... give me X or let me die!
BriGuy
05-11-2005 01:59:42
/me sighs.
X would equal 6.4774185207143633970406877101153x10^-8
Nyah! Fenn can do the mathematic! :fear:
Ziltopia
05-11-2005 04:38:18
Actually, considering that it is not a perfect cube, it would be an irrational number.
BriGuy
06-11-2005 04:00:52
Pffft, girl, you didn't even get the 10^-8 part in there. That was the skillzorz on my part.
/me runs away. :fear:
Ylith Pandemonium
06-11-2005 11:56:58
anyway...margarita Zil?
Ziltopia
07-11-2005 01:49:15
Yes ... always!
BriGuy
07-11-2005 01:56:28
/me chews on ice.
One of my pasttimes. Ice chewing is teh l33t, even if it does grind your teeth down.
Ziltopia
07-11-2005 02:07:09
*takes a piece of Fenn's ice and drops it down the front of Ylith's pants*
Ylith Pandemonium
07-11-2005 12:01:03
warm that back up lil girly!
>:)
BriGuy
07-11-2005 13:58:03
/me drops some snow down the back of Ylith's shirt.
Heh.
Ziltopia
07-11-2005 18:09:45
Fenn, where did you find snow?
*looks around for Frosty*
Ylith, make me! >:)
BriGuy
07-11-2005 19:27:32
/me points to Alaska.
We recently had a few inches come down. So there.
Ziltopia
07-11-2005 19:34:31
I'd prefer a few inches to come up! >:)
BriGuy
08-11-2005 00:36:22
I'd prefer a few inches to come up! >:)
Wow. Just, wow. :mellow:
Ziltopia
08-11-2005 02:19:03
:w00t:
What?!
Cannab|S
08-11-2005 06:42:08
<_<
Now WTF is going on here... I'm roling this [Expletive Deleted] out B)
Cannab|S
08-11-2005 06:43:47
<_<
Now WTF is going on here... I'm roling this [Expletive Deleted] out B)
Expletive Deleted....looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
:w00t:
Ziltopia
08-11-2005 08:34:41
Cannabis, you should join my BT, we could have so much fun AND get into so much trouble! >:)
Anonymous
08-11-2005 11:08:18
Don`t tempt a brother Daemon...
Cannab|s knows where his allegiences lie...
Ziltopia
08-11-2005 11:12:13
Meh! >:P
BriGuy
08-11-2005 12:05:53
Like the new siggy, Zil. Windos is a graphic masta. Think I might give him a call.
Ziltopia
08-11-2005 12:09:15
So, you want pink cammo too? >:)
BriGuy
08-11-2005 12:39:11
...Perhaps.
Isn't pink camoflage an oxymoron, though? I mean, c'mon, I can totally see you.
Ziltopia
08-11-2005 12:45:48
Not in my dreamscape
.
Doh! You lose! X-)
BriGuy
08-11-2005 13:02:22
/me notes that this isn't Zil's Lair.
Oops, you lose!
Ziltopia
08-11-2005 13:07:50
You didn't specify exactly where the pink cammo had to function, you still lose, I win, I am woman, here me roar!
RAWR! :w00t:
BriGuy
08-11-2005 13:10:49
Whatever, toots. I wasn't complaining about it, at any rate. Just noting how it's more likely to draw attention than avert it. But that was probably your plan all along.
Ziltopia
08-11-2005 13:13:31
I will never divulge my secret plan *shakes her cleavage that snugly fits into the pink cammo bra* and not only that, you owe me some new undies! Ggggrrrrr!!
BriGuy
08-11-2005 13:17:24
/me slurps up a bit of his drool.
Well, erm, hey! I didn't take your undies! *points to Ylith and Tyr* They did, pounce on them!
Wait, er, no, on second thought, you can pounce on me, too.
Anonymous
08-11-2005 19:42:57
Too late! You said it! Sod off!
"Ziiiiiilly!!! I got something you wan`t!" *show the undies*
"I didnt wear them! Theyre not streached!"
BriGuy
09-11-2005 01:55:41
/me runs far, far away, gets out a sniper blaster, and vapes the underwear.
/me then runs back, and points a shaky finger at Tyren.
"He did it, it was him!!"
Levathan
09-11-2005 02:59:04
Levathan walks into the area and looks around.
"hey guys, whats up?"
"btw, the pond isn't contaminated is it? like the last time someone too a piss into it."
Anonymous
09-11-2005 05:37:04
/me runles and leaves Fenn in Zils clutches
>:)
Ziltopia
09-11-2005 08:48:55
*ignores the little boys playing their little games*
Levathan, no, the pond is not contaminated
; however, the brains of most of the Clan--a whole 'nother story!
Levathan
09-11-2005 20:11:23
*looks at Tyren* "so it appeirs"
"anyways time for a nice drink"
*gets a large tankard from the pond*
"so.. whats been hapaning?"
Ziltopia
09-11-2005 23:19:37
SSDD
You?
Levathan
10-11-2005 20:07:47
SSDD?
nothing much, just working on a few projects here and there.
Ziltopia
10-11-2005 20:28:23
SSDD=Same Sheisse Different Day
Ylith Pandemonium
11-11-2005 04:42:08
doing my assignment...going pretty well, It's gonna be Writers Corner Material
Anonymous
11-11-2005 04:57:39
Not again!!
Just don`t tell me it`s another 100 pages...
Levathan
11-11-2005 08:08:10
actually i like em, there good stories!!
*Levathan goes to fetch another pint*
"anyone what some?"
Anonymous
11-11-2005 10:43:54
cain walk's in and looks at ale pond "isnt that like bad by now "
Ziltopia
11-11-2005 12:39:15
Do you not realize that our Master Bloodfyre has the ale flowing through the pond, circulating, going through filters and coming back out--fresh stocks being supplied when things run low--after the last "pissing" incident, he decided that some "safeguards" needed to be in place. However, we are not sure if it were truly horse piss or just American beer that found its way into the supply; we still have investigators working on that.
Anonymous
11-11-2005 13:41:53
((lol)) eh i got me soco
Ziltopia
11-11-2005 14:34:34
Soco? Wtf mate?
*is so confuzzled today*
Anonymous
12-11-2005 17:39:23
southren confort
Ylith Pandemonium
13-11-2005 13:40:38
beer for windos
Levathan
13-11-2005 21:29:07
*takes another swig*
"hmmm is it just me or is it going a lil mild?"
Ziltopia
14-11-2005 00:06:08
"Just you!"
*toasts Windos with something especially stout*
"Cheers mate!"
Levathan
17-11-2005 04:59:18
*CHEERS BROTHER!!!*
Archean
17-11-2005 08:59:50
Levatttthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!!!!!!
Hey man, long time no speak, bro.
*Archean walks over and gets a glass of scotch and coke*
good to have you back
*Archean raises his glass to Levathan, he then takes a huge swig*
Ziltopia
17-11-2005 12:40:41
*CHEERS BROTHER!!!*
"Brother???? How much HAVE you had to drink?"
*looks down at her 38C chest* :huh:
Tyrus
17-11-2005 16:54:51
brother?!
*tyrus looks down at his 38c chest*
Frosty
17-11-2005 17:47:23
Free drinks everyone! All you can drink, it's on me.
Tyrus
17-11-2005 18:07:45
yes!
give me a scotch...scotchey scotchey scotch...
Archean
17-11-2005 22:13:42
Welcome back Tyrus Ol' Chum!
Yes, i'll have what Tyrus is having, but make it a double
Welshman
18-11-2005 07:54:12
You'll get what your given.
*hands Tyrus a massive scotch.*
*hands Archean a glass of water*
Enjoy gents
Ziltopia
18-11-2005 11:42:46
What about what
I want Welshie?
Ylith Pandemonium
18-11-2005 17:21:38
*gets Zil a talking Palpy Vibrator*
Its with karate chop buzzing action
Welshman
18-11-2005 17:45:33
Umm well thats a tricky one Zily, I mean I have to stay impartial and all that, yet you hold the keys to one of my many off planet barnyards. So it's all yours!
*hands keys to alcohold pump over and walks off to appear at a completely random time in the future*
Ziltopia
19-11-2005 12:49:11
Ylith, you scare me, you really, really scare me; is this the same model you gave Oberst?
*takes a long drink*
Welshie is great, isn't he? >:)
Tyrus
19-11-2005 14:54:38
sheep...well, since welsh has an army of sheep making me say "yes" all i have to say is this: yes
*looks back at the sheep "did i do well?"*
Tyrus
20-11-2005 19:59:00
Telona
23-11-2005 19:57:12
Yay I'm back for a few drinks!
*orders a drink*
Levathan
23-11-2005 20:25:41
cool, welcome back Master
*Levathan hands her a a botltle of Vodka*
"CHEERS!! and thanks for the free drinks frosty, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:) "
Frosty
01-12-2005 07:54:28
It's the least I can do...
Tyrus
02-12-2005 16:32:26
we dont need money, we're dark jedi
Levathan
06-12-2005 22:09:44
oh yes we do, if we killed the supplyer, where would we get the high quality stuff from? *Levathan toasts to Frosty*
Katalam
07-12-2005 03:12:31
Just get Jaba de Hutt to give us some of the stuff he likes to smoke...he seems to enjoy it B)
Ylith Pandemonium
10-12-2005 19:30:38
may I remind you of one nifty lil fact....
Jabba the Hutt is dead!
so...ehh....guess we'll need to order other stuff
Frosty
11-12-2005 06:36:59
OMG your banner sucks!
Katalam
11-12-2005 07:09:28
:ermm: sorry bout the jabba da hutt thing...but he must still have a hidden stash somehwere???
well then lets all just party and not drink...although it is probably a little boring
Levathan
14-12-2005 03:24:27
no way!!!! we drink NOW!!
*Levathan cracks open a barrel of whisky* >:)
Katalam
16-12-2005 06:47:02
I'll just drink the beer in the lake...is it a mixture of beers or is it one specofoc kind?????
said /me as he dove into the pond
Welshman
16-12-2005 10:02:22
Beer..... ummm.... its more like the stuff that comes out of people after they drink beer. But sure, feel free to jump in if thats your thing
Katalam
18-12-2005 09:16:29
OOPS!!!!!!!!!! oh well then...tastes like beer.
Sephiroth Kali
21-01-2006 16:27:02
Time for everyone to celebrate my promotion!
Frosty
22-01-2006 02:27:47
Congratz SS, let's drink to that!
Levathan
22-01-2006 21:17:58
ok, CONGRATS MAN!!! now jump into the pond for more ale!!!
Sephiroth Kali
22-01-2006 21:51:15
No ale, I'll take stait 130 proof alcohool
Katalam
23-01-2006 01:42:21
Pour me a glass too, and congrats...cant wait till im promoted
Ceric Crimson
11-02-2006 14:43:10
Hay Storm, care to share some of the wealth?
Sephiroth Kali
13-02-2006 19:22:45
*passes some out to everyone...then passes out*
Ceric Crimson
15-02-2006 17:57:47
*pistol whips storm on the back of the head just to make sure*
Thanks for the drink!!
Telona
26-02-2006 13:55:26
*comes in and sits down for a drink*
Guess who's back?
Adien Falaut
27-02-2006 14:17:09
Hello all
Anonymous
28-02-2006 00:35:14
*comes in and sits down for a drink*
Guess who's back?
Oh dear, the Clan's sexiness level just went from hawtness to hawtness x1.5
MERLANCE
28-02-2006 04:02:01
Oh dear, the Clan's sexiness level just went from hawtness to hawtness x1.5
It would be hawtness x2 if Rekio wasn't here. As it stands, his disturbing form decreases all other attributes.
<3 the Reekee000... well, maybe not <3, but certainly not :@
Telona
01-03-2006 16:51:57
What are you talking about Merlance? We all know having you around decreases these attributes not Rekio. If anything Rekio makes up for it with his boyish looks. Us women just make things that much more pleasing to the eye.
*gulps down her drink and orders another*
Frosty
12-03-2006 13:26:11
It's on me Telona, Welcome Back!
Where is Spears anyway? I need to buy him a drink too.
Welshman
13-03-2006 13:37:27
Huzzah! Spears back!
Huzzah! Telona back!
Adien Falaut
21-03-2006 13:02:35
LOL I'd buy a round also
Telona
21-03-2006 16:18:26
Sweet I'm getting drunk ever so slowly.
Sephiroth Kali
25-03-2006 19:50:22
really, well in that case...
*orders a beer for Telona*
Spears
06-04-2006 13:26:27
Took me awhile to get my Forum legs back in working order. Now to reopen my secret stash.
Asani Vosa
09-04-2006 09:49:01
Is it safe in here...?
can I come in? :ermm:
Frosty
10-04-2006 07:57:24
Safe as it can be....just ignore the drunked fellas.
Have a drink, I'm buying.
Asani Vosa
10-04-2006 11:41:54
In that case I'll have a Somerian Sunset, please.
Frosty
11-04-2006 09:59:51
*Watches the bartender serving Komari the drink*
It's nice to see new faces in here.
Asani Vosa
11-04-2006 11:39:24
Well, the drink's a bit stiff.
but I'm warming up to the aroma...
Ylith Pandemonium
14-04-2006 09:14:39
how about old faces brother?
*buys frosty a drink*
so how is everything?
Frosty
18-05-2006 06:45:41
Everything is dandy!
I'll drink for the 2nd place in teh Feud and for your old mug!
~Frosty
Adien Falaut
18-05-2006 08:41:32
i'll drink to that
Oberst
21-05-2006 04:48:01
Round on me for new military promotions.
Sith Bloodfyre
21-05-2006 12:35:58
Congrats to Donitz on his fourth star! Congrats to Frosty on his... second I think (someone can verify)! Congrats to Captain Melkor! Congrats to Commodore Welshman! I say we charge a round to Spears, since he can't object.
Welshman
21-05-2006 12:57:18
Drinkage! Yay!
Having a position with the same name as an old games console! Yay!
But seriously everyone, great work in the feud you deserve everything you get. Again, congrats and well done on a Feud we did great in.
P.S Billing Spears sounds good. What he don't know can't hurt him...
Frosty
21-05-2006 15:07:40
Let's get DRUNK!!!
Adien Falaut
22-05-2006 00:46:19
yup that sounds good get plastered and do sme target practice LOL
Spears
06-08-2006 17:53:12
Next ten rounds of drinks are on BF and Welshy!
*Has Bloodfyre and Welshman's accounts billed.
Frosty
10-08-2006 04:42:46
/Me orders a box of Bollinger!
Scorpion
10-08-2006 14:11:33
*Brings in the cider*
Korras
28-08-2006 11:01:24
*bounces in* Spears, I think you owe me a drink..
and whatever rumours are abound.. some are true, some most likely aren't. but I should be in Tar fully in .. 12 hours.
Troutrooper
30-08-2006 02:42:49
Welcome, Korras
Adien Falaut
30-08-2006 11:56:41
Hey there everyone!
Kraehi
07-09-2006 06:13:59
Hey everybody, tabs on Welshman right? Get me some wild turkey on the rocks!
Adien Falaut
07-09-2006 12:56:55
WOW, Turkey heh I'd buy ya a drink just for drinking what I do,
Kraehi
07-09-2006 20:47:10
dont get too fresh mister... ^.~
Adien Falaut
08-09-2006 12:48:21
LOL, alrighty
Frosty
08-09-2006 15:13:04
So are the new leaders buyin already?!
Adien Falaut
08-09-2006 16:09:55
Nice sig frosty!
Droveth Kathera Vectivi
08-09-2006 21:58:31
Need....drink.....
*Flops down in chair*
RL is hell. Give me the strongest stuff you've got. in a pint glass!
Welshman
09-09-2006 13:33:07
Hey guys, I in my infinite wisdom forgot my cash so urm... the tabs on my apprentice Melkor!!! He rocks!!!
Seriously tho, thanks for everything over the months. You've been great
Telona
10-09-2006 03:26:34
Yay for not being a new leader! I don't have to buy anyone any drink!
*orders one for herself*
Frosty
10-09-2006 04:54:10
I don't care how good you were Welsh, you still ain't bringing the sheep!
Adien Falaut
10-09-2006 15:17:27
LOL okay master I'll be glad to take the tab
Frosty
13-09-2006 13:55:17
So drinks on you since it's your birthday, right?
Ylith Pandemonium
13-09-2006 17:31:55
Drinks on Melkor it is!
Adien Falaut
14-09-2006 15:40:03
LOL ya
Kraehi
30-09-2006 00:05:54
Well if thats the case... buy a round and I'll bring the chips!
Droveth Kathera Vectivi
01-10-2006 12:36:07
Eh...Todays my b-day, so the first round is on me! But, the rest are on yourselves....I'm not rich...
^-_-^
Adien Falaut
01-10-2006 14:48:18
Kraehi
15-10-2006 18:31:06
Well, happy birthday Droveth...
* orders a trash can and slams it *
X-) that smarts...
Adien Falaut
16-10-2006 13:37:21
:blink: OH MY...
Ziltopia
16-10-2006 13:49:59
Happy Birthday!
*hands you a Zwhelersian Bliss*
I know it looks rather small, but please be careful, we do not want to have to send another one of you blokes to med for detox.
Cheers!
:whistling:
:sorcerer:
ShadowFoxx
16-10-2006 14:32:43
[Expletive Deleted F-word] i'm sore... and it's not oberst's fault this time.
Ziltopia
16-10-2006 15:33:39
Did Welsh mistake you for one of his flock? >:)
:w00t:
Adien Falaut
16-10-2006 16:20:17
LOL
Kraehi
18-10-2006 00:44:00
*laughs*
Tell welsh t be careful next time, youre not as durable as his sheep!
*orders a car bomb*
Sephiroth Kali
30-12-2006 09:36:21
Wha?!
Droveth Kathera Vectivi
30-12-2006 14:32:36
Sorry Seph, you seemed to miss the whole conversation
Sephiroth Kali
01-01-2007 21:43:12
yep
Windos
01-01-2007 22:49:12
Wow, Zil is still using my sig >.< haha
Drink on me, for no apparent reason! =P
Welshman
03-01-2007 18:25:07
Windos, you make a nice table.
*puts a drink on Windos*
Adien Falaut
03-01-2007 18:48:03
Windos, you make a nice table.
*puts a drink on Windos*
Next round is on me master
Sephiroth Kali
04-01-2007 10:29:03
*puts a round on Melkor*
Adien Falaut
04-01-2007 14:54:53
LOL, OK lets get wasted
Shimas
04-02-2007 13:11:17
Hi all, I'm back
Who do I have to kick to get ale and some gossip?
Sephiroth Kali
04-02-2007 14:52:43
melkor.
Adien Falaut
05-02-2007 13:50:18
Yes...
Sephiroth Kali
07-02-2007 17:38:56
give the man some beer!
*throws a bottle at melkor*
Adien Falaut
07-02-2007 17:44:46
LOL, here slides a fresh bottle down the bar.
Sephiroth Kali
07-02-2007 22:45:03
*drinks it down*
"Thanks! Cheers!"
Telona
12-02-2007 18:41:56
Yay for Shimas being back!
*plops a shot of Fire Whiskey in front of him*
Cipher
12-02-2007 22:30:49
*brings in twenty crates of mixed beverages and plops them in front of her*
I'm new to the Clan, but not the DB. Not to bribe you all, but I brought drinks from Plagueis' private stores to ease my transition here. There's at least a bottle of every known beverage this side of the Outer Rim.
Enjoy! And here's to a new life in Tarentum!!
KP Cipher K'oranian Isradia
House Galdius of Tarentum
First Daughter of Isradia
Zolarch of Tol Rothan
PIN #3558
Sephiroth Kali
12-02-2007 23:50:25
Cheers!
*remembers to make sure that Cipher is promoted soon*
(jk)
Sith Bloodfyre
20-02-2007 10:49:22
Hey, Cipher wanted a party, so we need to party.
Better late than never, right?
Droveth Kathera Vectivi
20-02-2007 17:59:47
Cheers, Sith.
*Grabs a couple bottles and downs them*
*Groans* :sick:
Correlian, Rodian, and Fire...all in one..
*Runs to the bathroom* :S
Adien Falaut
21-02-2007 14:00:03
LOL orders Droveth another drink >:D
Droveth Kathera Vectivi
21-02-2007 17:00:19
*walks back in*
All better!
*Gulps down the drink*
Gryffon
25-02-2007 13:19:11
Let my presence be known!
Sephiroth Kali
25-02-2007 14:58:31
Welcome Exarch!
Have a cold one!
*slides one down*
Cipher
25-02-2007 15:40:30
Welcome aboard.
Sephiroth Kali
25-02-2007 21:57:24
arnt we supposed to say that to you?
Cipher
25-02-2007 22:22:40
Sure, but I'm welcoming him to the pond.
Korras
26-02-2007 12:07:46
so.. what does one have to do to get a decent glass of vodka here lately?
Cipher
26-02-2007 13:20:03
*saunters over to Korras with a two glasses of vodka, passes one to him, then sits on his lap with the other.*
Not too much. Cheers!
Droveth Kathera Vectivi
26-02-2007 19:56:48
Yo! Cipher! I wanna glass of vodka...
Adien Falaut
27-02-2007 20:38:31
Prefers wild turkey 101... LOL
Sephiroth Kali
28-02-2007 23:26:22
so.. what does one have to do to get a decent glass of vodka here lately?
You don't wana know...
Adien Falaut
08-03-2007 18:18:10
:blink: LOL
Kraehi
15-03-2007 03:27:22
*saunters in to the bar and looks around.*
Heh, It's been a while, How goes it?
*Goes up to the bar-keep*
I'll Have a Flaming Orgasm to get fired up....
*Smiles seductively.*
Then a White Russian to cool down....
*The Keep slides her The Flaming Orgasm, and she downs it in one gulp. Then he passes her the White Russian with extra Cream*
Good you remembered... Us kittens like extra cream.... *Sips on the drink.*
Sephiroth Kali
18-03-2007 02:10:56
Cream eh....
Droveth Kathera Vectivi
18-03-2007 20:04:26
I think Seph just made cream too....
Sephiroth Kali
18-03-2007 20:32:59
:blink:
GrudAsh
23-03-2007 18:11:14
lol how is everyone i'm the new guys so I might as well bar tend
Sephiroth Kali
23-03-2007 22:03:35
good. good to see you, now, Drink the Tap.
Telona
25-03-2007 16:18:55
Pfft, new guys buy the drinks not dish them out.
*orders a fire whiskey*
GrudAsh
25-03-2007 20:55:14
-gives Telona her fire wisky for free-
Sephiroth Kali
25-03-2007 22:30:01
*slides his stool up next to Telona*
Adien Falaut
27-03-2007 13:44:59
Waves at Telona and continues to sit in the corner drinking his bottle of Wild Turkey. B)
Sephiroth Kali
27-03-2007 18:58:40
*chews Melkor out for disappearing*
Adien Falaut
28-03-2007 14:27:40
Yikes!!! I'm here
Sephiroth Kali
28-03-2007 22:56:07
Now get to gaming!
Adien Falaut
29-03-2007 12:21:03
LOL does the ACC count? >:P
Sephiroth Kali
03-04-2007 16:33:56
No!
Lokasena
03-04-2007 23:59:06
barkeep...
give me a milk...!!! :@
:$ uhm...
In a dirty glass...!!!
GrudAsh
04-04-2007 01:12:40
-gives him his milk in a dirty glass-
Don't ask where its been
Adien Falaut
04-04-2007 12:36:35
rolls on the floor laughing as he drinks his milk down.
Sephiroth Kali
04-04-2007 13:13:08
*wrings out yoda's old robes into a milk glass*
Adien Falaut
04-04-2007 13:15:44
LOL I was trying to think of something to add in but I drew a blank laughing so hard
Lokasena
05-04-2007 02:53:21
damn, not that dirty...
It reeks of jedi and something that's been in a swamp too long. :S
Sephiroth Kali
05-04-2007 12:54:57
*points to GMoS in Sig*
Adien Falaut
05-04-2007 13:57:05
LOL that's why I couldn't think of anything to add in
Sephiroth Kali
05-04-2007 16:17:08
*nods*
Adien Falaut
05-04-2007 16:20:53
Sephiroth Kali
06-04-2007 11:56:03
*fills kegs in preperation for the birthday parties*
*drags the birthday boys and girls to the Bar*
Adien Falaut
17-04-2007 13:00:25
Happy Birthday to all that are celerbrating!!!
OdinVaaj
20-04-2007 07:27:28
Aww, I missed this place. Any Ale left?
GrudAsh
21-04-2007 13:43:23
yeah -gives odin a few gallons od ale-
Adien Falaut
24-04-2007 18:44:51
Now I don't feel as bad now for hording the whiskey
Fehrytales
24-04-2007 22:36:05
when you boys felt that tingling sensation on your fingers... start looking for a saber-fight partner (take your mind off the gutter).
Adien Falaut
25-04-2007 14:04:20
But having ones mind in the gutter is almost as fun as a saber dual LOL
Lokasena
26-04-2007 14:15:38
A dirty mind is a joy forever. :$
Adien Falaut
27-04-2007 14:51:13
YUP
Fehrytales
27-04-2007 15:23:41
I drink to that.
Where's my ale?
Lokasena
29-04-2007 03:51:58
here you go mate.
have one on me
*gives Fehrytales an ale*
Sephiroth Kali
29-04-2007 23:01:20
*gives lok a gun*
Telona
30-04-2007 02:03:29
Don't make me stop drinking to break you guys up.
*orders another whiskey*
Fehrytales
30-04-2007 04:10:03
Now that I've tasted the ale, I only need to do one more thing with my fingers. (Clicking Playgirl - The Daily Fix)
Lokasena
30-04-2007 16:33:43
Telona, I think I'll join you with that whiskey
Barkeep, double Glenn Morangie. No ice...!
Sephiroth Kali
30-04-2007 18:41:55
Now that I've tasted the ale, I only need to do one more thing with my fingers.
Stop talking about Telona like that!
Fehrytales
01-05-2007 03:28:41
I'm not taling about anyone...
I'm talking about my keyboard...
Hmm.. I see your mind is burried too deep in the gutter!!
Get him more ale, please...
Telona
01-05-2007 16:51:18
Their minds are always in the gutter. What we need is a good bar song or a round of Irish car bombs. Maybe both.
Fehrytales
01-05-2007 23:06:04
Barkeep, do you have any Romulan Ale? >:)
Adien Falaut
02-05-2007 15:42:24
Their minds are always in the gutter. What we need is a good bar song or a round of Irish car bombs. Maybe both.
LOL actually both sound good >:)
Telona
02-05-2007 17:19:02
Ah well Melkor, there's a nice little competition idea for ya
A round of Irish car bombs for everyone in Tarentum!
*takes a little sip of her whiskey and watches the fun*
Lokasena
03-05-2007 00:57:05
I'll go for the song;
*starts singing 7 drunken nights*
when I came home, on a monday night, as drunk as drunk could be.
I saw a horse outside the door, where my owel horse should be.
So I called me wife, the curse of me life, would ya kindly tell to me
who owns that horse outside the door, where my owel horse should be.
She said; your drunk, your drunk you silly old fool and still you cannot see
that's a lovely sell that me mother sent to me.
Well, it's many days I've travelled
bout a hundred miles or more
but a sadle on a sell, sure
I've never seen before...!!!
------------------------------------ B) --------------------------------------
Sephiroth Kali
15-05-2007 18:33:49
*Drags the newest Tarentae into the Bar*
Hey barkeep! Insure this man is thouroghly drunk by the time he leaves...!
Oh, and... put it on Welsh's Tab
Ashura
24-05-2007 06:26:11
1 pint of Guinness Extra Cold and a packet of Pork Scratchings, please.
Sephiroth Kali
30-05-2007 20:37:00
*slides it down*
are ya go!
Ashura
31-05-2007 02:22:28
*slides it down*
are ya go!
Cheers Seph old boy!
Ash gulps some of it down
Lovely bloody stuff this be, gaffer.
Daryus ZalynCYa
02-06-2007 03:18:10
Hey can somebody pour me a drink? I can;t seem to be able to feel my hands....
Adien Falaut
02-06-2007 14:09:48
Here ya go enjoy
Telona
02-06-2007 16:28:06
Uh...I'm not sure I want to know why you can't feel your hands there Daryus.
*sips her drink*
Daryus ZalynCYa
02-06-2007 18:08:31
Uh...they are sore...from too much...er....lifting....yeah that's it.
Sephiroth Kali
02-06-2007 22:34:40
AH! i thought it was the other one for a minute there!
Ashura
03-06-2007 07:38:25
Where are my Pork Scratchings? <_<
Telona
03-06-2007 15:34:10
Pork Scratchings? The ale pond just has drinks. I think we could find some peanuts though.
*orders another drink*
Oh and Daryus, I don't buy your excuse but I'll buy you a drink.
Ashura
04-06-2007 06:27:19
Pork Scratchings? The ale pond just has drinks. I think we could find some peanuts though.
*orders another drink*
Oh and Daryus, I don't buy your excuse but I'll buy you a drink.
Can they be roasted peanuts, please. I dont like the salted one.
Daryus ZalynCYa
04-06-2007 22:23:42
Why Telona, what ever do you mean??
Telona
05-06-2007 17:14:22
Roasted peanuts are yummy so yes we can have those instead of the salted ones. The third option for peanuts is boiled but I'm not sure how those taste. If Dranik were to step in he could tell us.
*passes Daryus a drink before taking a gulp of her own*
Daryus, I do lifting for a living. Now so much now but I use to lift several tons a day. I never had problems with my arms, wrists, or hands.
Ashura
06-06-2007 04:51:39
Go Telona! You one buff lass!
Online Dictionary
10. Slang. physically attractive; muscular.
Adien Falaut
06-06-2007 15:02:55
:blink: Oh My
Kraehi
15-06-2007 17:10:02
I don care what it's made of, As long as it's good!
Telona
18-06-2007 06:35:52
Alright, drinks and snacks all around! Why? Just cause I feel like it.
We seriously need to get a party started in here!
Korvyn
20-06-2007 21:08:20
:Hangs up his Disco ball:
Adien Falaut
22-06-2007 14:08:56
:blink:
Telona
22-06-2007 17:56:21
Well that's a start! Just don't expect me to do any disco dancing
Korvyn
23-06-2007 13:50:29
:Stops playing Staying alive:
uts in Snoop Krathy Krath:
Adien Falaut
24-06-2007 16:24:23
LOL, Now that was a good one
Adien Falaut
27-06-2007 16:16:39
I need a drink! My nerves are shot less than two months till school starts and it's getting to the point of spazing out wanting time to go faster LOL
Korvyn
28-06-2007 19:30:31
I need a drink! My nerves are shot less than two months till school starts and it's getting to the point of spazing out wanting time to go faster LOL
I always wanted it to take longer you must be doing something wrong!
Adien Falaut
28-06-2007 20:46:17
Actually I like school I just screwed up a few years back and their just now letting me back into college. I'm just nervous with it being so long since I've been in class.
GrudAsh
28-06-2007 23:00:17
-buys drinks for everyone- yeah I'm back
Adien Falaut
30-06-2007 13:46:59
Thanks
And welcome back!
OdinVaaj
01-07-2007 09:16:47
I think I need some vinegar before fighting against these exams.. :S
Adien Falaut
03-07-2007 13:43:53
ewwwwwwwww why vinegar?
Lokasena
04-07-2007 10:04:38
sourpuss
Sephiroth Kali
04-07-2007 11:45:13
*walk in and hooks himself up to the machine that replaces your blood with alcohol*
Telona
04-07-2007 17:34:54
We have one of those? Why am I sitting here doing this the hard way? Oh wait...I like the taste and burn of alcohol...
*Orders another drink*
Adien Falaut
05-07-2007 12:56:50
:blink: now that's more like it LOL
Asani Vosa
05-07-2007 18:06:10
oew, I like to feel that burning liquor down my throat too
Kraehi
05-07-2007 18:55:37
*smirks* me too *orders a double white russian*
Adien Falaut
05-07-2007 19:12:40
Orders Komari a double Glenn Morangie, on the rocks!
See I remember
Asani Vosa
06-07-2007 06:49:10
WoW, I'm impressed
-xxx-
Adien Falaut
06-07-2007 13:18:28
B)
Telona
08-07-2007 00:14:53
Oh I know! Buttery Nipples for all!
*starts mixing Butterscotch schnapps and Bailey's Irish Cream*
Asani Vosa
08-07-2007 07:58:14
Mmmm, that sounds like an *rg*sm in a glass !!!
Sephiroth Kali
08-07-2007 17:55:35
Buttery Nipples?! nice...
Asani Vosa
09-07-2007 01:35:27
Yeah, I like it !
Sephiroth Kali
09-07-2007 09:45:57
You've been in the DB a while haven't you Komari?
Korvyn
09-07-2007 17:20:43
Buttery Nipples?! Try a Kamikaze much better for you.
Telona
09-07-2007 20:28:44
I could mix up some Irish Car Bombs too if the buttery nipples aren't to your liking. Or we can have a contest to see who can down a bottle of 100 proof cinnamon schnapps. 99 Bananas if you don't like cinnamon. Now that stuffs got a good burn to it.
For those of you who were hoping for real nipples buttered up, keep hoping.
Asani Vosa
10-07-2007 03:30:55
Yes Seph, I've been here for a while
I don't know about schnaps, but Irish Pochean has quite a kick to it
Korvyn
10-07-2007 05:55:57
honestly alcohol is alcohol no real preferences here. though i don't get fancy with it i just do straight shots of whiskey.
Adien Falaut
10-07-2007 13:32:50
sounds like you know quite a bit about bartending Telona
Korvyn
10-07-2007 17:35:42
Probably like me and just spent tons of time in one.
Adien Falaut
10-07-2007 18:24:50
That's how I got into bartending in the begining myself LOL I still need the bible for the big drinks I can never remember all the ingredients most of the time
Korvyn
10-07-2007 19:06:10
Plus it's fun to make the drinks, that helps alot as well.
Adien Falaut
10-07-2007 19:14:28
yeah
Telona
11-07-2007 16:22:27
Naa I actually hardly drink. I just know a few that I really like. I'd have to disagree that alcohol is alcohol. Everything has a different taste, texture, and effect. Saying alcohol is alcohol is like saying American pee-water beer is the same as a good brew from Germany or Ireland.
Adien Falaut
11-07-2007 18:16:43
That is true T
I just picked it up from some of my friends and then not long ago realized that it might end up helping me pay for my education as well as being fun hobbie
Korvyn
11-07-2007 18:19:24
that is true of course if you're just looking to get drunk it really doesn't matter.
i don't drink much at all anymore mainly for good tasting stuff unlike when i was younger and partied all the time. then it was all the same.
Adien Falaut
11-07-2007 18:28:00
As much as I party I hope I don't get that way!
I admit I have walked into a liquor store and just picking out what I know would get me wasted myself
Korvyn
14-07-2007 17:10:05
asses out a round to everyone to get their jucies flowing for the GJW:
Sephiroth Kali
15-07-2007 05:50:46
Juices flowing? well, Telona is here, so that's a bygone conclusion...
Adien Falaut
15-07-2007 16:03:49
Thanks Korvyn, Time to get writing
Korvyn
15-07-2007 16:53:38
Yeah i made the mistake of browsing the GJW site before i started the Embrace of pain and got beat out by Arcona by 3 mins. but we got second on it so thats good.
Adien Falaut
15-08-2007 14:03:53
*walks in*
Anyone here?
Hades
18-08-2007 15:36:47
Naa I actually hardly drink. I just know a few that I really like. I'd have to disagree that alcohol is alcohol. Everything has a different taste, texture, and effect. Saying alcohol is alcohol is like saying American pee-water beer is the same as a good brew from Germany or Ireland.
::Mixes Telona up some Bloody Mary's and Fuzzy navels:: ;P
Telona
21-08-2007 17:04:50
I'll take the fuzzy navels but you can keep the bloody mary's. Those things are just too salty for me.
Hades
22-08-2007 16:30:30
LOL I remember. You know what i've been craving? Those damn buffalo wings you fed me and Kodiak. I've been thinking about those a lot recently. Might have to make a trip to get some.. oh, and maybe say hi to you too
Telona
24-08-2007 15:36:09
Best wings I've ever had. Not too hot but just the right amount of heat and flavor. You get into those hotter sauces and the flavor just falls apart.
*sips the fuzzy navel*
There is also a local micro brew that's served in October called Apple Buzz. If you come over here then you might be one of the lucky few who get a glass of that. Yummy.
Sephiroth Kali
24-08-2007 16:25:34
What about a date with the Tel?
Telona
25-08-2007 20:02:04
No date, just a friendly get together. Anyone who visits Indianapolis and wishes to meet with me will find me to be a gracious host. I might even pay for dinner
Anyways, we need some seasonal drinks in here besides pond water. Any ideas?
Hades
26-08-2007 06:09:28
Body shots! I volunteer you first. >:)
Telona
26-08-2007 14:24:57
Uh, no. At least, not until my surgical wounds have healed. Anyways, that's not a seasonal drink
Next idea!
Sephiroth Kali
26-08-2007 14:41:17
Drinks in honor of the participants of GJW 7!
Hades
26-08-2007 14:44:17
What do you mean it's not a seasonal drink?? Hot women are ALWAYS in season! Right guys??
You screwed, time to take a shot.. well once your healed up anyways. Then your mine! >:P
Adien Falaut
26-08-2007 23:04:03
I haven't been up to Indy in years, but yeah last time I was up there I loved it... A fun city!
Adien Falaut
30-08-2007 12:56:28
I just got internet hooked up in my new apartment and I'm back good to go for gaming! Im glad to get rid of the slow campus net that hindered it even though it allowed me to be back on IRC, but anyway I'M BACK!!!
Sephiroth Kali
31-08-2007 01:36:16
:w00t:
Adien Falaut
05-09-2007 09:46:27
Now it's just a matter of gaming speeding up
Ziltopia
27-09-2007 05:29:20
Where is everyone?
Adien Falaut
27-09-2007 06:21:02
I'm always around
Korvyn
27-09-2007 06:23:17
I'm at my computer Duh?
Ziltopia
28-09-2007 19:19:33
*headdesk*
Buy me a drink now, that was painful.
Adien Falaut
30-09-2007 15:44:43
okay!
Sephiroth Kali
01-10-2007 17:47:23
No! All mine!
Kazarelth
04-10-2007 04:06:12
"Shamshan Kali"?
I hate you, Seph.
Adien Falaut
23-07-2008 10:38:09
been aweful quiet!
Archean
03-08-2008 01:46:39
wow, havent been here in ages. Sup everyone?
OdinVaaj
03-08-2008 07:16:47
dix zzy
Hades
05-05-2009 22:40:07
Resurect damn you!
Adien Falaut
03-06-2009 12:32:44
I agree
Sarconn
08-12-2011 19:11:30
*Shakes the dust off his computer.*
It's good to get back into the forums.
*Grabs a drink.*
egregious
19-12-2011 17:22:24
Mixes up a very sithy cocktail and eyes the room... taking a sip then a gulp, then downing the glass he slams it on the counter... " I needed that ".. eyes the room would anyone like a sithmas cock tail I make them strong and red like a light saber
Don’t be frightened by the inclusion of beets. They’re a great dye and impart only a very mild sweet and earthy taste to the drink.
Sith Cristmas Ritual
1 1/2 to 2 oz. Balmorian gin
1/2 oz. Correlian orange brandy
1 1/2 oz. blueberry-Brekka beets syrup (recipe below)
10-15 blueberries
3/4 oz. lemon juice
Muddle blueberries and syrup together, then pour mixture and all other ingredients into cocktail shaker with ice. Shake vigorously and strain into martini glass. For garnish, use a lemon slice colored with beets.
For syrup: Boil equal parts water and sugar along with several slices of raw beet and small handful of blueberries. Strain out solids and let liquid cool before use.
Sarconn
20-12-2011 19:12:55
Didn't think I'd see a recipe for a drink lol.
Anshar
25-12-2011 20:23:03
Sure is quiet in here, but we still have a week until New Years. We'll have to see what craziness you guys bring upon yourself.
egregious
07-02-2012 16:32:24
so are there 2 spots for this posting i was reading one then i come here and read another..
Tenda
10-03-2012 14:10:07
As a new person, do I buy the ale or does the ale get bought for me?
You know what, ale for everyone! That's the best solution.
egregious
10-03-2012 14:12:13
i'll buy your first round WELCOME TO TARENTUM!
Dranik
14-04-2012 18:50:46
locking and removing from sticky as its the old pond. The new one is now sticky'd.