Holiday Caption Contest - Round 1

POST YOU CAPTIONS HERE, ROUND ONE ENDS 12/20/08 AT 11:59 PM EST

Caption #1

Caption #2

Caption #3

Caption #4

Caption #5



Shad Edit:
When posting your caption(s), please just say which number you're doing... don't re-post the pictures cause they be huge

Christmas cards, for sale here!

Caption #5 - "I swear to God... one more year of this crap and I'm deserting"

Caption #5 - "I swear to God... one more year of this crap and I'm deserting"




Yep, the holidays are my favorite time of the year.

Caption #1: JOIN ME, WHITE STUFF, AND WE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY!

Caption #3: Naughty, you have been. Presents, you will not get.

Caption #1 - Join me... so we can get the hell out of this snow damn it!

Caption #2 - What did you expect? Santa can't have a purple wang?

Caption #3 - Santa you found, have you not? Being Santa does not make someone fat. Hmmm?

Caption #4 - I just creamed all over the death star. My master's going to kill me.
^^^James Earl Jones and Brad Garrett Voice Combined

Caption #5 - Who put this mother f***in hat on my mother f***in head?
^^^ Samuel L. Jackson "Snakes on a Plane" Voice.

#1. “Join the Dark side…!” “But baby, it’s cold outside…”

#2. “Those Ekky brats better have left me milk and cookies this year!”

#3. Luke “Master Yoda?”
Yoda “Expect who, did you? Claus Santa, did you?”

#4. Vader “Master, I have created this awesome weapon for you.”
Palpy “You jerk, you think that’s gonna make up for losing two real ones?”

#5. “Christmas came early this year. Whoopty-ff-ing-dooo…”

2) As he pulled out his big pink saber, little Amy started to think he may not be the real santa claus

Caption 1 - ::heavy mechanical breathing:: chsssss kaaaa.....chssss kaaaaa Master...look you can see my breath. chsssss kaaaa chsssss kaaaa

Caption 2 - "Does this lightsaber go with the red suit?"

Caption 3 - "Attachment and emotion are paths to the dark side. These Toys for you girls and boys, I will take"

Caption 4 - ::pulls out toy tie fighters and x-wings:: psssue...pssue Die wanna be Jedi Skywalker. psssue ...psssue Hahahaha you failed in destroying the Death Star. ::looking up Vadar says to his Master:: And that is how it would have went if I had a bigger tie fighter.

Caption 5 - "The empire is pure evil...these red hats are mandatory."

I admitted to a relative that I like Star Wars. This is the card I got. *SIGH*
Yoda Claus, for cat's sake!

#1: "They said sunny with possible clouds... I hate New England."
#2: Darth Vader states to the Emperor, "Oh great, we got another wanna-be Imperial guard..."
#3: "...Alright, from these facts we see that Santa is not even a real person. Come on, he can travel around the world in one night? Not even Yoda could do that." Or could he?
#4: Darth Vader spent all of his christmas money for the Emperor on new boots. Being the cunning dark Jedi we all know him to be, he quickly improvises.
#5: "Ones thing's true about the Empire. They throw awesome Christmas party's."

Round one has ended, awards will be given out soon. Round two has begun!

As judged by Jerse:

Funniest Caption: Seviss Nihilus Vaa for Caption #5
Second Funniest Caption: Tarax for Caption #3
Third Funniest Caption: Quintan Tylax for Caption #4

Congratulations.