You Know You've Been In Tal Too Long When...
Finish the sentence!
...you know you have to teach people how to finish a sentence.
...you shave your pubes into a little heart.
Finish the sentence!
you see "Swiffer" products in the grocery store and misread it "Swiper"
when you're the only person IRL who thinks its funny to say, "That deffinetly measured 3 sklibs on my Chaosmeter"
Duga Taldrya Arkarso
you are telling people in real life you pwn them all the time.
...you brag you can own people in JO
Because i felt like editing cause i made it sound better 2 seconds after i posted
...when youve writen a million storys on shad losing his table
you start bending people over and thrusting violently in the middle of Wal*Mart... then get maced trying to hit on the female officer who is arresting you, only to realize that you're no longer wearing pants. That's when you give a down under salute to your state-appointed attorney who moonlights as a hardcore feminist. But, because you're in Tal, the charges are dropped, pants are declared illegal, and the female officer and attorney have a hot threesome with you back at the Wal*Mart.
Based on a true story? You be the judge!
...you think you're doing a tarax when you're pissing some noob off, think you're chaosing when you fail your exams, think you're shad when you bend it and think you're a jac when you tell a buffalo what for...
...or you start doing most of what everyone in this topic is saying.
you wake up behind your pc in a Star Trek outfit and have no idea how you got there.
You look forward to the heavily homoerotic, alpha-male tone of IRC
You Know You've Been In Tal Too Long When... you remember when Shadow's table was still a tree
Norad Na Lexu
You Know you've been in Tal too long when... when you listen to shad telling you to change your IRC name to gonads
Andan Taldrya Marshall
when you remember the days when everyone got ops in #taldryan and we'd have EPIC kick wars.
when you learn to love Shad's bending.
...you get tired of winning competitions so damn much
you weep that XvT doesn't work on your system. And pray nightly that LA will come out with another flight sim. PLEASE
...you remember the Taldryan riots.
And if you don't - too bad! Well actually, everyone should check out this link because I dug realllllly far into the "Kir Archive of Historical Taldryan Stuff" to find it, and then took at least 5 minutes uploading it. Jac you will especially like it
One of the funnest nights ever in the DB. hahaha
...isn't it in the Tal Times?
Nice one Kir.
...when youve been told at least 3 times to redo your entry for a comp that simpliy say finsih the sentence and you still didnt get it right until the last time you submit something on the forums.
you tell other members that they don't know what they are missing and when all your competitions include Taldryan in the name.
.......when winning gets boring.
you have so many medals from Tal Competitions, you cant fit them all on one line.
You post in this topic.
wow...happening by cause I like to check up on you guys(who knows maybe it'll get me excited about SW games again one of these times)
WOW...those riots were truly epic...I nearly pissed myself just now...no joke...My abs hurts soooooo much right now...