Qucik And Easy Pcon Comp 1-2 - DJB Forum Archive

Chaosrain

15-01-2008 18:25:00

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"After his bending rampage, Shadow continued to search for his beloved table. He searched high and low. He checked the kitchen and under some of the Acolytes that were still stuck in a crooked position. He searched all over Karufr, but he could not find his beloved table. Slowly depression set in, he became less flamboyant and started to drink heavily. Soon he began to smell of panda armpit and a state of emergency was declared. Now Duga has ordered that all members of Clan Taldryan need to search for the infamous table and help remove the funk from the once glorious Pimp."

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With his table

Jac Cotelin

15-01-2008 18:33:17

missing, Shadow's bending

ShadowHawk

15-01-2008 21:16:54

missing, Shadow's bending

was seriously impaired.

Tarax Kor

15-01-2008 21:56:25

Flying koalas scattered

Tirano

15-01-2008 22:08:09

all over the

Jac Cotelin

15-01-2008 23:20:27

yacht when Jac

Sidarace

16-01-2008 00:12:40

stole his favorite

DarkAmiz

16-01-2008 01:44:06

stinky smelling old

Werdna Elbee

16-01-2008 02:18:31

panda gimp. The

Jac Cotelin

16-01-2008 04:32:41

koalas flew toward

Halcyon

16-01-2008 10:25:35

the large gaping

Tarax Kor

16-01-2008 12:46:21

chasm hidden inside

Rannik

16-01-2008 18:13:54

Tarax's butt and

Jac Cotelin

16-01-2008 20:14:54

latched on, chewing.

Halcyon

16-01-2008 21:48:48

Tarax fell over,

Jac Cotelin

16-01-2008 22:45:17

and Shadow plunged

Vladet Xavier

16-01-2008 23:18:07

into the putrid

Jac Cotelin

16-01-2008 23:39:20

lubed anus with

Hel-Pa Sklib

16-01-2008 23:54:46

many large and

Tarax Kor

17-01-2008 00:07:42

shiny table objects.

Lokasena

17-01-2008 04:51:52

This would prove

Jac Cotelin

17-01-2008 04:58:08

Tarax likes men.

Lokasena

17-01-2008 05:09:29

as much as

Jac Cotelin

17-01-2008 13:18:01

Shadow likes hookers.

Halcyon

17-01-2008 14:30:18

Talking about hookers,

Werdna Elbee

17-01-2008 14:31:26

thrush is rising

Jac Cotelin

17-01-2008 15:10:33

and infecting many

Sidarace

17-01-2008 16:26:53

of his followers

Werdna Elbee

17-01-2008 17:39:24

who can't help

Halcyon

17-01-2008 17:41:40

but scratch at

Werdna Elbee

17-01-2008 17:55:48

the growing culture

Tarax Kor

17-01-2008 18:13:27

on Jac's face.

Tirano

17-01-2008 19:05:11

Who doesn't like

Tarax Kor

17-01-2008 19:26:11

Kir's girlish ways?

Halcyon

17-01-2008 19:54:14

I sure do!

Sidarace

17-01-2008 20:29:00

Then Shikyo turned

Tirano

17-01-2008 21:13:26

and saw something

Sidarace

17-01-2008 21:18:10

magnificent and big

Halcyon

17-01-2008 22:01:47

thrusting towards him.

Sidarace

17-01-2008 22:13:57

He had no

Jac Cotelin

18-01-2008 01:46:02

option but suicide.

Sidarace

18-01-2008 02:01:05

But hope remained

Jac Cotelin

18-01-2008 02:03:24

because Halc's semen

Werdna Elbee

18-01-2008 03:08:57

had magical properties

Jac Cotelin

18-01-2008 03:12:20

that cured cancer.

Werdna Elbee

18-01-2008 03:48:16

Particularly, cancer of

Jac Cotelin

18-01-2008 04:27:33

the ovaries, which

Drichar Deis

18-01-2008 04:41:50

where slowly beginning

Jac Cotelin

18-01-2008 05:12:13

to mold into

Drichar Deis

18-01-2008 05:14:05

a nasty form

Lokasena

18-01-2008 05:46:39

of Swiss cheese.

Tarax Kor

18-01-2008 08:08:38

In the meantime,

Lokasena

18-01-2008 08:21:41

Jac would soon

DarkAmiz

18-01-2008 10:26:49

begin bending over

Lokasena

18-01-2008 10:30:58

in order to

Halcyon

18-01-2008 10:44:43

extract the large

Lokasena

18-01-2008 11:29:09

zukini from his

Werdna Elbee

18-01-2008 11:40:59

pet poodle. It

Sidarace

18-01-2008 11:49:04

Wasnt long before

Lokasena

18-01-2008 11:54:25

the ravaged animal

Sidarace

18-01-2008 11:58:14

that was once

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:03:13

tame and lovable

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:06:48

In nature, struck

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:08:21

with furious anger

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:09:23

Upon his master

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:12:19

who quickly lunged

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:14:05

towards the side

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:14:43

to avoid the

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:18:31

powerful blow. He

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:21:30

managed to escape

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:22:17

while clutching his

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:25:33

powerful shaft firmly.

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:30:27

From the mist

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:32:35

a dark figure

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:33:43

Of darth sarin

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:36:44

rolled into play.

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:37:41

Something white flew

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:39:25

across his face,

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:41:43

making his powers

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:42:36

useless to him.

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:43:55

Another jedi slain

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:50:41

by Jac's massive

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:52:39

orgasm, how many

Jac Cotelin

18-01-2008 12:52:44

load of giz.

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:54:28

Suddenly a storm

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:55:07

From the north

Lokasena

18-01-2008 12:56:20

created a windy

Sidarace

18-01-2008 12:56:48

gust under his

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:00:21

short white skirt.

Jac Cotelin

18-01-2008 13:02:50

Jac loves skirts.

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:04:05

"Oooaaa" was the

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:04:37

initial reaction by

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:05:51

the large crowd

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:15:23

that stood around

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:16:39

the old market

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:17:05

watching the upskirted

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:19:23

Jac. Darkness krept

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:21:28

down his legs.

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:23:38

Then lokasena attacked

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:26:07

with a trout

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:28:58

in hand. and

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:30:16

slapped Jac in

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:34:52

the nether regions.

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:37:01

Jac quickly recovered

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:37:59

and slapped back

Werdna Elbee

18-01-2008 13:38:24

*sod it ...they are doing it too fast*

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:39:08

missing a table

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:44:12

fell down again.

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:46:00

Lokasena quickly said

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:47:14

"your mom, jac!"

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:49:01

The GM flung

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:49:56

his saber at

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:51:20

the Hunter, who

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:53:12

stood limp with

Lokasena

18-01-2008 13:54:10

the trout in

Sidarace

18-01-2008 13:56:21

his heart. Death

Lokasena

18-01-2008 14:01:48

would be imminent,

Sidarace

18-01-2008 14:02:40

If not for

Lokasena

18-01-2008 14:03:54

the healing powers

Sidarace

18-01-2008 14:09:16

Of shads table.

Lokasena

18-01-2008 14:10:02

There, in the

Sidarace

18-01-2008 14:12:53

middle of the

Lokasena

18-01-2008 14:13:26

marketplace stood Shad's

Sidarace

18-01-2008 14:17:04

humble table, broken

Lokasena

18-01-2008 14:18:17

and ravaged by

Sidarace

18-01-2008 14:23:04

the many disgraced

Lokasena

18-01-2008 14:24:24

men and women

Sidarace

18-01-2008 14:28:19

Of clan taldryan.

Tirano

18-01-2008 20:52:08

grabbed his balls

Sidarace

18-01-2008 23:16:19

and shook his

Hel-Pa Sklib

18-01-2008 23:27:35

thin, pasty white

Jac Cotelin

19-01-2008 00:34:43

finger while saying

Lokasena

19-01-2008 01:57:07

"Screw you guys,

Jac Cotelin

19-01-2008 05:18:54

I'm going home!"

Lokasena

19-01-2008 05:28:08

Leaving the scene

DarkAmiz

19-01-2008 05:34:38

as quickly as

(how I love this qucik and easy PCON comp

)

Lokasena

19-01-2008 06:25:47

Jacishly possible, he

Werdna Elbee

19-01-2008 06:33:05

wiggled his hips

Lokasena

19-01-2008 06:54:46

and licked his

Werdna Elbee

19-01-2008 07:56:36

lips to tempt

Lokasena

19-01-2008 08:24:42

crowd that stood

Tarax Kor

19-01-2008 17:32:44

all oiled up.

Tirano

19-01-2008 20:51:32

Showing his fantasy

DarkAmiz

19-01-2008 23:33:58

bantha eating stormtroopers

Sidarace

20-01-2008 00:03:34

flashing thier huge

DarkAmiz

20-01-2008 00:28:19

enormous gigantic stardestroyer-y

Sidarace

20-01-2008 15:30:19

nut cups. Then

Tarax Kor

20-01-2008 22:41:18

upon hearing this,

Lokasena

21-01-2008 00:27:18

the stormtroopers hoisted

Sidarace

21-01-2008 01:58:05

Their Bid-onk o-donks

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:29:00

did something terribly

Lokasena

21-01-2008 02:29:46

as they shimmered

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:30:04

through endless wampas

Sidarace

21-01-2008 02:31:11

pissing their way

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:31:25

in the massive

Sidarace

21-01-2008 02:31:51

God forsaken whole

Lokasena

21-01-2008 02:32:02

marketplace. Suddenly a

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:32:12

buffalo madness. Now

Sidarace

21-01-2008 02:32:32

a cry floated

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:33:26

down the vast

Lokasena

21-01-2008 02:34:40

tunnels of the

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:35:56

countless counterfeit Tables.

Lokasena

21-01-2008 02:37:32

There, a shot

Sidarace

21-01-2008 02:39:01

glass flew across

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:40:37

the sea of

Lokasena

21-01-2008 02:41:36

people, at the

Sidarace

21-01-2008 02:43:22

back. There stood

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:44:07

a lone wanderer

Lokasena

21-01-2008 02:45:00

whisteling a light

Sidarace

21-01-2008 02:46:04

tune, was shad,

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:46:33

the Table Master.

Lokasena

21-01-2008 02:48:47

He had come

Sidarace

21-01-2008 02:49:07

eyeing the tables

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:50:10

trying to find

Lokasena

21-01-2008 02:50:50

his one and

Sidarace

21-01-2008 02:53:21

possibly only table

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:54:33

that Ben gave

Lokasena

21-01-2008 02:56:26

him a long

Sidarace

21-01-2008 02:57:39

time ago, in

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 02:58:57

a planet called

Lokasena

21-01-2008 02:59:53

Uranus. He fondly

Sidarace

21-01-2008 03:02:00

admired that system

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 03:02:29

as he fondled

Lokasena

21-01-2008 03:03:08

the table legs

Sidarace

21-01-2008 03:04:17

back and forth,

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 03:05:05

finally finding something

Lokasena

21-01-2008 03:06:14

that satisfied him.

Sidarace

21-01-2008 03:07:30

He then tested

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 03:08:17

the feel, licking

Lokasena

21-01-2008 03:09:05

the varnish and

Sidarace

21-01-2008 03:11:19

aces vital parts

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 03:12:29

of the indestructible

Lokasena

21-01-2008 03:14:33

table top. Shad

Sidarace

21-01-2008 03:15:45

took note of

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 03:17:09

the exquisite bulge

Lokasena

21-01-2008 03:17:39

in the pants

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 03:19:15

that was sweaty

Sidarace

21-01-2008 03:19:22

when he looked

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 03:20:57

downwards towards it.

Lokasena

21-01-2008 03:22:50

He immediately felt

Sidarace

21-01-2008 03:25:07

it subside as

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 03:26:29

at last he

Lokasena

21-01-2008 03:28:55

jizzed in his

DarkAmiz

21-01-2008 03:29:41

now wetted undies.

Lokasena

22-01-2008 14:08:58

With an expression

Werdna Elbee

22-01-2008 14:16:05

that curdles milk

Lokasena

23-01-2008 02:05:14

,he threw off

Werdna Elbee

23-01-2008 03:11:11

the shackles of

Jac Cotelin

27-01-2008 23:12:34

of heterosexuality, coming

Werdna Elbee

28-01-2008 01:58:46

to the conclusion

Chaosrain

28-01-2008 10:24:29

that he loved Oberst.

The end. Crescents will be out shortly. Expect a new PCON comp on Tuesday.