Mad-lib

Duga Taldrya Arkarso

08-07-2007 23:37:37

Provide the specific words asked below, and post your choices. You may only choose one set of words, so choose carefully. Once everyone has submitted their words, I will put them into a paragraph I have (with blanks already in place). The person with the funniest paragraph after all have been read will win.

Here are the necessary words:

Person
Place
Verb
Person
Person
Noun
Place
Place
Verb
Adjective
Noun
Verb
Verb
Verb

So for example, if I were to be participating in this competition, I would make a post that looked like this:

Kir
Headquaters
smashed
Ben
Cookie Monster
etc etc etc...

Include all the words needed, this will be closed Wednesday. Go crazy!

Hel-Pa Sklib

09-07-2007 00:17:53

Optimus Prime
Kr'Tal
destroyed
Chaos
Tarax
Dirty magazine
Chicago
KFC
flew
sparkly
banana
roller-skated
played
sodomized

Tarax Kor

09-07-2007 00:47:55

Halc
trailer park
farted
Gandhi
Rannik
scat
adult theatre
water tank
sprayed
saucy
calculator
listened
spunked
sneezed

Gobhainn Sgath

09-07-2007 01:14:35

Rasputin
St. Petersburg
jeer
Nikolai Romanov
Winston Churchill
egg
London, England
Washinton D.C.
riposte
ugly
government
run
jump
die

Asani Vosa

09-07-2007 03:59:29

Christopher Walken
recording studio
said
Nathalie Portman
Hugo Weaving
Cow bell
Tokyo
Sushi bar
hurling
slimy
fish
broke
hacking
burn

Daar-Kareth

09-07-2007 11:44:25

Sklib
Taco Bell
Squished
Rannik
Bush
Toaster
Library
Victoria's secret
Poked
slippery
Q-Tip
Drooling
Singing
Driving

Aidan Kincaid

09-07-2007 16:42:41

Tarax
Gynecologist
squirted
Kir
Jac
table
bathroom
Halc's ass
ripped
violent
lightsaber
thrusting
bending
antiquing

Kaek

09-07-2007 16:54:48

Halc
Mexico
sexed up
SHB Man
Ziggy
lubricant
Kir's ass
Sklib's house
lubricated
gay
penis
bryared
shaved
emasculated

Lokasena

10-07-2007 04:18:46

Lokasena
Tatooine
sliding
Hann
Chewie
Jawa juice
Moss Espa
Cantina
drink
greenish
lightsaber
doge
serving
singing

RagNar Sklib

10-07-2007 14:48:00

Bill Cosby
Playboy Mansion
circumsized
Hel Pa Sklib
Coco Crisp
mangina
portapotty
a dark alley
bukkake
fergaliscious
penith (penis with a lisp)
shat
fried
raped

Ace

11-07-2007 04:52:27

Crix
Baltimore
killed
Ricco
Rannik
sheild
McDonalds
New York City
jumped
spotted
chips
swims
plays
shoots

Ricco Vao

12-07-2007 17:55:49

Kir
Ethiopia
poised
Ziggy
Nelson Mandela
bookcase
Vardarís mumís bed
Outer Mongolia
shafting
inflamed
zebra
biting
picking
forbearing

Duga Taldrya Arkarso

12-07-2007 18:05:36

1st: Kaek

Last week Halc went to Mexico to sex SHB Man. Once there he found Ziggy waiting to give him lubricant that he appearently left back at Kir's ass. With that in hand, all three preceded to the Sklib's house to lubricate themselves when some gay addict ran by screaming "I'm a penis! I'm bryared!" Once that was over they shaved for an hour before going to Antei to emasculate
before battle.

2nd: Shadow

Last week Tarax went to the Gynecologist to squirt Kir. Once there he found Jac waiting to give him his table that he appearently left back at the bathroom. With that in hand, all three preceded to the Halc's ass to rip themselves when some violent addict ran by screaming "I'm a lightsaber! I'm thrusting!" Once that was over they started bending for an hour before going to Antei for antiquing before battle.

3rd: Tarax

Last week Halc went to the trailer park to fart on Gandhi. Once there he found Rannik waiting to give him scat that he appearently left back at adult theatre. With that in hand, all three preceded to the water tank to spray themselves when some saucy addict ran by screaming "I'm a calculator! I'm listening!" Once that was over they started spunking for an hour before going to Antei to sneeze before battle.

Thanks for all the participation!

Kaek

13-07-2007 05:37:39

I pwn