Consul's RRC #2 and last

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You can post a caption for each image if you like, no more than one for each though. The top 3 funniest captions win, maybe even a tie or two if there are a bunch a good ones. You haven until next Wednesday to take part in this. Enjoy.

• "Finally. I'll stop chafing."
• "Aren't you a little hot to be a Stormtrooper?"
• "Yub yub!" (Translation: You got cancer. LOLZ.)
• "TK421, do you copy?"
• "OH NOEZ!"

1: Ahh sir... I was told the burns were also.. uhh.. *whispers* down there.

2: Stormtrooper 1: Spit roast?
Stormtrooper 2: I'll get the Astroglide.
Femtrooper: Wait WTF?!?

3: Mommy mommy!!! E -walked into my room!!!
(ahh man that one is SOOO lame )

4:"Hey Dad, get mom please... YEs... no... JUST GET MOM!!..... Mommy.. Their making fun of me again!"

5: Jar Jar vs. Gene Simmons.. can you spot the similarities?

1. "Oh thank god! You know hard it is to remove this suit, honestly!?"
2. "Why is it that I get the 'special armor', but no helmet?"
3. Jamie visits the kids in the hospital, explaining the dangers of not shaving
4. "Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
5. "OMFG WTF!!!!"

1. "Jesus Vader, I told you one time Im not going to wear these....I dont have a problem, seriously"

2. "Nice Cannons there recruit."

3. "Mommy, I said a dog, not a ewok for X-mas"

4. "Operator, Id like to make a collect call to Mustafar..........yes Ill hold."

5. "Arrrrrrgh...who forgot to let the jedi out? God I swear I hate jedi pooh."

1) Vader: "Didn't I told you XXL!"
2) "Wow is this ... ehmm ... the new battledamaged armor?"
3) Find the 3 errors on the right side of the picture.
4) "Funny holonet communicators they have here on earth."
5) "Got Milk?"

1) The stretch is strong with these ones.
2) One clone gone wrong
3) Little Johnny reacted the opposite way to chemo - he ended up covered in hair instead of losing it.
4) "Crash landed on island inhabited by short humanoids, requesting pickup"
5) Gungans make such a mess when they hit the windshield.

GRD Joshman-Dyas

1 Darth shows how he bagged Amedala.
2 Bringing a new eaning to plastic tits.
3 Star Wars edition of the classic teddy bear given to dying children.
4 Hmm what strage toilets these humans have...
5 Jar Jar see's Werdna Elbee naked for the first time.

DJK Ricco Vao 7536

1. "No I do not know what size Palpatine wears!"

2. "Who are you? What's your operating number?"

3. "Zub zub." translation - "It's gonna be alright."

4. "867-5309 -- Jenny I got your number."

5. "Meesa coming!!!"

DJK Baron Zarco (#6763)

1) Yeah, I just found out I'm a daddy. Isn't that great?
2) Spot which one is being paid to be there
3) After one night with the Ewok, little Terry is now a man.
4) You may think this is a funny picture. The one straight after when he tries to get out is a million times better.
5) R2D2 shows Jar-Jar shows why he is a Deluxe Pleasure Limited Edition model of Astromech Droid.

1) "No...I don't need any...I said No!....awwwww...no people are staring"
2)"There are a shortage of perfect breasts in the world...'twould be a pity to damage yours"
3)"Are you SUUUUUURE its a real ewok?!?"
4)"Mommy...the speeder broke down again, can you come and get me?"
5)"I DIDN'T REALIZE THE HUMAN BODY TO DO THAT!!!! WOW SH4DZ! ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!"

1. I'm not your babysitter! Wipe your own ass!
2. Miiiiiillllllffffffffff.
3. Gee, thanks dad!
4. Operator? I need to know where the nearest Death Star is.
5. Stop it Shad! Stop it!

1: "They're um...for my...mother..."

2. Obvious distractions like this caused the fall of the Empire, not a bunch of Ewoks.

3. A heart-felt family reunion...

4. "Yeah, mom, Japan is great...what? What do you mean the Rebels blew up the Death Star!?"

5. "We have you completely surrounded...come out with your hands up!"

1st = Werdna with...
5) R2D2 shows Jar-Jar shows why he is a Deluxe Pleasure Limited Edition model of Astromech Droid.

2nd = Tarax with...
3. "Yub yub!" (Translation: You got cancer. LOLZ.)

3rd = Vodo with...
4. "Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"