Caption Comp Time!

That's right, the second version of the classic "Quick & Easy CON Comps" is here and starts off with a caption comp!

Here are two different pictures. Come up with the funniest captions you possibly can and post away. You can post as many as you like for either as long as they are funny. The 3 members with the funniest captions win.





You have a week, enjoy!

1st picture:
Stormtrooper DX-294 working at the customer service desk at a local bookstore just before having a flashback of the Battle of Yavin.

2nd picture:
Darth Vader's speech to rally the Stormtroopers yesterday began with these deeply emotional words: "I'm squishing your head!"

hehehe

1.) (stormtrooper looking at the computers) "These aren't the droids we're looking for."

2.) "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky....but I did stick a cigar in this much"

had to add another one for #2

"Hey everybody! I was born with both male and female genitalia!"

#1:

"This doesn't look like Tattooine. I think I got los-ooooh! A new Martha Stewart book!"

"This'll show that stupid Trekkie down in the Magazine department"

#2:

"What fuels my Dark Side anger? It's simple: My penis is THIS big!"

"Ok. I admit it. I may have had sexual feelings towards Obi-Wan a little. But JUST a little."

"We invaded the galaxy intending to free them from the tyrranical rule of the puny Jedi, and introduce freedom to the Galaxystanis."

1) Since their new employee had started work, Customer Services had had a lot fewer complaints than usual.

1) "After the fall of the Empire, and the influx of "Pillagers" into the work force caused by the switch to Capital One, not many jobs are left for the men of the 501st stormtrooper legion."


2) "Newly "elected" President Vader felt that the Press had asked one too many questions about his involvment with an old friend named Jar-Jar Binks. Needless to say there were no more questions that afternoon."



:maul:

1/ "If you're not completely satified, your money will be cheerfully refunded as soon as we can find someone around here who's cheerfull."

2/ "ChhhHHhhh...... CCcccchhHHhh.........George.....I am your father."

1) We're going to have to move Bob out of sales. These Stormtroopers just can't hit their targets.

1.) *Imperial March plays in a jazz like manor softly in the background* "Hello, my name is earl, I'm the stations Customer Assistance clerk. If you have any questions about the location of the reactor core, if you can fly an X-wing to it, or where Princess's are held, feel free to ask me!"

2.) "A Vote for me is a Vote for Freedom."

2) Democrats DESPERATELY look for new image to appeal to American public

1"Damn Episode III and it's star wars freaks. I hope this easter Borders doesnt make me wear the rabbit suite again
2)"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law"
2)"The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Empirial death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the Chancelor; hijacking an airliner; and murdering an Emperial poultry inspector"

1. A new mode of Customer Service.

"I just got demoted from sales, damn those filthy Ewoks!"
"Just try and return those books"

Customer: I am here to pick up my book reservation order!
Storm trooper: What’s the number?
Customer: Ahem, I think its 66.
Storm trooper: Did you say Order 66.
Customer: Yes, I did!
Storm trooper: why does that sound familiar!

New Policy: If they don’t have their receipt, Blast them!

"At least it beats working for Wal Mart" (Wal Mart the Evil Empire)


2. "Those damn pretzels, they almost got me last week"

Reporter: “Lord Vader, what are your plans for Medicare and social insurance"
Vader: "ah, emmm, ah" (raises hand)
Reporter: " *Chock*Chock.....gasp*
Vader: "Next Question"

More from me:

1.) "The Death Star plans are not in the main computer!"

"I'm sorry, but we seem to be out of the title Emeril Cooks with Ewok!"

2.) "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!" (have to imagine it in the James Earl Jones voice with the breathing)

1) "At least this beats working for Burger King"

1st pic: I swear to god if this thing doesn't let me get on those goat porn sites I will shoot it

2nd pic: I am crushing your head!

#1 Another slow day. Glad I'm not on Tatooine

#2 "...and yes, I had a LITTLE bit help from my predecessors and the PATRIOT act.."

2) Google WILL let the government see your search histories

Results!!

1st = OE freshjive taldrya
Caption #2 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky....but I did stick a cigar in this much"

2nd = GRD Apollyon "Odium" Dinaarius
Caption #1 "After the fall of the Empire, and the influx of "Pillagers" into the work force caused by the switch to Capital One, not many jobs are left for the men of the 501st stormtrooper legion."

3rd = KE Bubbles
Caption #1 "Since their new employee had started work, Customer Services had had a lot fewer complaints than usual."

Crescents should be out soon, congrats!