5 Word Run On
K guys, it got approved! So to make it go somewhat quicker it is a five word run-on instead of the normal one word run on. This will be going on as long as Ood tells me to, i will participate occasionally if i see nothing happening or to just move it along, though i will not count for the awards. The top posters (i believe top 3) will get 5th level crescents!
I'll start if off.
Zombies were walking around upright
Groaning for just another bite
of tasty, delicious, fried meat
cooked by a Zombie cook
who was found of using
Chopped liver instead of brain
the royal zombies were outraged!
Chopped liver was for commoners
But King Uhhhggg wanted more
and he sent his zombies
Knocking on Chef Gggaaa's door
and demanding delivery of meat
That was fitting for a
true royal banquet of note!
A grand banquet required much
chopped liver to be prepared
and brains to be stewed.
Thus, the army of zombies
went to gather fresh ingredients!
These ingredients were to be
of the highest quality available
for royalty deserves as much.
In addition to any meat
that was to be procured
the numerous armies of zombies
Alright guys, we're not done yet but since this has been going for a while i figured i'd post the tally's so far
cause that's what Ood told me to do
hired many zombie pole dancers
for some jovial entertainment and
providing pleasure for all zombies
King Uhhhggg was greatly pleased!
Thus, he ordered great celebration
of a majestic zombie zombieness.
Chef Gggaaa's business was booming!
Finally, twas time to celebrate,
and all zombies began feasting
upon those excellently prepared meats
while looking at beautiful zombie
women dancing on shiny poles.
Every zombie was happier than
a pig rolling in mud.
Until vampires of questionable sexuality
did intrude upon the party.
Then, the zombies called the
great Van Hellsing for extermination!
Whenr he was done with
them, he joined the celebration
and ate a bit of
chopped liver and fresh brains
to satisfy his extreme hunger
Here's the newest tally guys
While the vampire hunter feasted
King Uhhhggg made a request
to feast on Hellsing next!
He was famous of his
deleacies, nobody realized were human
equivalent to what was made