A jedi Master in the DJB????

Ok just floating about the site, and i saw mike haylcons post, and was wondering what the JM stood (think it must of been a code monkey typo ) but on a serious note since when have we had the rank of jedi master in the DB?

since mike became a traitor!

I'm pretty sure we've gone over this on one of the other threads, though I can't remember where. Suffice it to say, yes, it's dumb, but hey, it wouldn't be the first thing, won't be the last.

Probaly has made an appearence somewhere, i just though wtf lol. To tell the truth it's kinda of a twisted idea imo

Yes it is retarded everyone knows it, we just try to forget about it.

There's more behind it than meets the eye. Just have patience.

No far off self-convoluted fiction will change it from being retarded.


Retarded was then, is now, and forever shall be retarded.

Now lets all just try to forget it, and hope it goes away.

Actually, if you search the DB site for Jedi Masters there are 2... I'll let you look up who the other is. =)

JaM3z test.
or something like that

Hey, I find it quite clever. Perhaps a war *between* DJB members and members who left and joined the Jedi Order?

But, so many people against two.....

Which is really one cause the one is, like the name says, a test

As I have said already "Retarded" really sums it up best

Well, perhaps there will be more.

Perhaps, but it will make it no less retarded. Besides I already did the light vs dark after that stupid ass April Fools joke.

Yeah, really... I'm not sure how you can justify it fictionally since we'd have lined up to whoop Mike's ass by now...

Now, Alanna...that's no fun. I say have our elder members collect their efforts into mind raping him and then using him as a means of entertainment for the Brotherhood at large...

Anyone for Mike dressed up like Madonna singing "Like A Virgin"?

Artifacts, magic buildings, a hidden Jedi army assisting him... The solutions are numerous, don't be so boring people.

All that would do is make Jac look like a tool.

First he lets a JM on the DC, then fires him and can't be bothered to track him down. Then allows an Army of Jedi to gather without his knowing it. Sorry but if all that where to happen it is time for a new GM, no GM worth their salt would allow anyone let alone a Jedi to pull that on their watch.

A war with Jedi could make cool fiction but the start of the storyline would already be so fubar as to make the whole thing as I have said before "retarded."

Time Line thus far.
rDB leaves the EH.....Mike Stays
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Mike leaves the EH and joins rDB.
Mike goes on the DC as LM.
Mike exposed as JM.
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Mike takes over following stupid April Fools joke.
Spears has Mike captured follwoing said joke.
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Future.

The start of that is so bad it could only infect any future fiction causing it to suck.

what would you guys think of a Light Jedi Brotherhood. Just an Idea i am throwing out there.

I agree, the whole idea of a Jedi Master in the DB is retarded. Completely retarded. Totally retarded.

"There's a catch, wait and see!"

[Expletive Deleted F-word] that, it's [Expletive Deleted F-word]ing stupid and whoever came up with the idea is a moron.

right..............................i agree, though with less f words

Spears, the April's fool wasn't my idea and I've said that often enough. It was you who had to be retarded and make it into some sort of semi-official fiction.

No, it was never semi-official fiction. It was taking a bad AFD joke idea, and at least turning it into something interesting. And Mike, whether the idea was yours or not, you were the one targetted, because you're a) the Lightie, b) the one who announced it, or c) both a and b.

Am I the only one who thinks that Rebirth being in development for 2 years is funny?

They shouldn't call it Rebirth...they should just call it "Delayed".

Instead of Jedi Masters and dumb April Fools jokes, maybe they'll dangle another slice of screenshot for us to keep us salviating.

At this point, I'm beginning to doubt that it ever actually existed, kinda like vaporware.

Just a thought...

I was always under the impression that as far as "Rebirth" went...someone, somewhere along the way, got a coat hanger and aborted the proceedure...

Spears, the April's fool wasn't my idea and I've said that often enough. It was you who had to be retarded and make it into some sort of semi-official fiction.



Regardless of who started that stuff, the April Fool's Day fiction was just AFD crap, and isn't considered "part" of DB lore and history, though if Mike wants to be captured by the Tarentum folks, I wouldn't object. =P

And Mike's Jedi stuff has nothing to do with Rebirth.

lol freshjive, too true dude

Rebirth? We should put it under "Myths and Legends".

"Bedtime stories"