DOOOOOOOOM! For the brotherhood.

To the rumormill, and to all the doomspeakers and nay-sayers of the Brotherhood.

Let it be known that I, Dark Jedi Master Sith Bloodfyre-Tarentae, he known as the Ghost Dragon, Gui Long; also known as the Herald of Doom, Harbinger of the Apocalypse and the Prince of Darkness; the Wielder of the Holy Keg of F**K You and the Bearer of the Infinite Kick Assness, am not applying for the position of Deputy Grand Master.

I know, I'm supposed to summon the Dark Times, and bring about the destruction and end of the Brotherhood. And I know, some of you would really like to fight against me and stand as the paladins and saviors of the Brotherhood to fight of the evil and tyranny that I bring. But I'm enjoying my time off of having to work and do anything other than be a member, and now really doesn't feel like the time for the apocalypse to come.

But don't worry. I, the Prince of Darkness, Herald of Doom and Harbinger of the Apocalypse am still among you. And, so long as I am here, the Dark Times will remain on the horizon. But, for now, I am not applying for DGM, nor do I see a point in the future where I will take such an action. I am working on a couple of things with Jac, but that doesn't signal the end of all things, either.

I would like to thank the people who have come and mentioned these rumors, and I'd like to thank those who have started these rumors (Jac admits to starting some of them). This is one of the best laughs I've had in a while.

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of "The End is Near." Join us next week, same unholy time, same unholy channel.

(Translation: No, I'm not applying for DGM, and the rumors that I am, and that I would destroy the DB made me laugh so much I hurt my sides, and I appreciated the humor of it all. Jac did too.)

KM for DGM!

Let begin another 5-year reign!

No - I didn't apply either.

Let's get Zorran back.

That's one of the best jokes I've heard in a while. Hell, while we're at it lets let Ronin have DGM =P

HAHA..too bad Im enjoying recc'ing youre CF's or I would apply...just to Make the Tarentae miserible!!!

FEAR THE MA`AR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um..last I checked it was the Tarentae who made DC members miserible

its called "Turn about, is fair play...."

Yeah, but that would require you having the ability to make anyone miserable, Smoke. I wasn't aware you were capable of anything more than mild irritation?

darn..you got me there...I will try harder next time!!!

No one needs to worry about Bf's reign of terror.

I'm getting the DGM job, obviously*.

It'll be so cool!




















*Not in a million lifetimes, actually.

Beef sucks - we all know that the only person getting DGM around here is ME!!!!!

O-)

Ma'ar for DGM! w00t!

Let's get Zorran back.


I should smack the sh*t outta you for saying that!

I should smack the sh*t outta you for saying that!



Lighten up Corran, everybody knows that Zorro was da bomb. He had a helluvan evil-guy laugh, and that's what counts. Just ask Yacko.

The main differance between Zorro and Yacks is that yux is cuddley, Zorro wasn't. Yux had what I like to call the "teddy bear effect" he was just so huggable that you couldn't hate him, no matter what he said.

You could hate Yacks. But then, you felt so bad, because you knew if you said you hated him, he'd break down into tears and blubber. So, you just kept it to yourself, laughed at his stupid jokes, and then made fun of him when you were all drunk.

Or at least, I made fun of him when we were both drunk. It was tons of fun.

Totally, Yacks was righteous dude. I was just referring to a time when Yacks was railing about Zorro's over-the-top "evil laugh" -- they were speaking on the phone, apparently, and even then, Zorro wouldn't step out of character.

Yea! BF IS the new DGM!

I am so NOT Goat. He's not the DOOOOOOOM! of the Brotherhood. But his long speeches may bore us all to death. Heh. Kidding, Goat. But not really.

lol