The Platypus Menace
Greetings all,
In the past some great legends in Naga Sadow have begun with simple little items. Our One Liner Run Ons have introduced us to the great Sock Whiskey and even had an entire story based on Bob's butt.
So to continue in these great traditions I bring to you
THE PLATYPUS MENACE.
A basic Run On story except with each participant adding only
ONE SENTENCE at a time.
Participants may post as many times as they like, however they must have
AT LEAST one post from another participant between them.
Each post will be judged on a 3 Point system. Judging will be based on creativity and following the plot line.
Fifth level crescents will be rewarded to the top three scorers.
Good luck and Have some fun.
I will get it started:
A platypus walked into the Sorrow Saloon and the bartender asked, "What is your drink of choice friend?"
Fremoc
08-07-2010 14:44:23
"Sock Whiskey," replied Bob.
Ekeia Iclo
08-07-2010 14:49:35
The bartender turned to prepare the recent fad for the customer.
However he confused the drinks and gave the wrong beverage to the customer.
Kano Tor Pepoi
08-07-2010 21:20:01
What was actually waiting to be drank from the glass was old grease from the kitchen.
The platypus lifted the cup to his lips and began to drink from the cup.
Locke
09-07-2010 00:13:39
He quickly spewed the nasty grease all over the patron next to him!
Macron Sadow
09-07-2010 00:26:42
The horrible smell made the patron puke as well.
JadeSadow
09-07-2010 01:46:34
Bob looked at the Platypus and the patron, wondering if he should trade in Fred for a pet Platypus.
Fremoc
09-07-2010 09:13:32
The bartender finally gave Bob his sock whiskey, and proceeded to drink it.
Ekeia Iclo
09-07-2010 19:11:33
Meanwhile, an incredible rage was building inside the customer that had been sprayed by grease.
Roxas
09-07-2010 21:55:00
The customer sprayed with grease jumped on the bar and pissed on the bartender, with a sigh of releif.
Macron Sadow
09-07-2010 23:48:46
And then he felt greatly relieved.
Fremoc
10-07-2010 06:47:35
Bob laughed at the sight.
Locke
10-07-2010 12:41:12
Angrily, the bartender leveled his blaster rifle at the offending patron.
"Wait," sputtered the patron, "I only did it because of a bet!"
Roxas
10-07-2010 13:22:15
The patron added, "And to cool you off, with my liquid gold."
"Well, I hope you won, because you're about to lose your nethers," the barkeep said as he leveled the blaster rifle.
The patron's nethers disappeared in a spray of grease, red mist, and dirty coveralls.
Kano Tor Pepoi
10-07-2010 14:52:18
The patron fell backward off the bar from the blast and his detached nethers managed to land directly in Bob's glass of sock whiskey.
Roxas
10-07-2010 15:35:18
Bob angered by this, drew his lightsaber from belt and sliced off the bartender's head, spraying crimson across the bar.
The patron thanked Bob and he replied, "Your welcome Malik."
Roxas
10-07-2010 23:35:46
Malik began crying "Too bad you couldn't save my [Expletive Deleted], I had a date tonight!"
Kano Tor Pepoi
10-07-2010 23:55:10
Bob looked to his drink and said, "Your hand hardly counts as a date."
Araxis Farron
11-07-2010 14:52:56
"Your so funny Bob," Malik retorted, "but I truly did have a date on this night".
Malik put his arm around the Platypus, "Aint that right baby."
Fremoc
11-07-2010 18:38:50
Bob sighed, "If only Fred was here..."
Roxas
11-07-2010 18:58:25
The platypus began slapping Malik for being late and scream at him in jibberish.
Macron Sadow
12-07-2010 00:51:38
Malik enjoyed this and they dissappeared into the 'fresher.
Fremoc
12-07-2010 07:22:11
Bob sat there at the bar drinking his sock whiskey thinking of his pal Fred.
Araxis Farron
12-07-2010 09:13:30
As Bob took back some more of the sock whiskey, a vision of Fred appeared to him!
Fremoc
12-07-2010 09:25:41
"Fred!" screamed Bob, "But your dead!"
Roxas
12-07-2010 11:24:46
Fred said " Save Malik from the Platypus, it is going to take advantage of him."
"But, he likes it like that," retorted Bob.
Fremoc
12-07-2010 12:25:33
"Then save yourself, because you are next," said the ghost of Fred.
Roxas
13-07-2010 19:30:06
Bob got up and went to run out the door as a hand grabed his shoulder.
Araxis Farron
14-07-2010 12:08:12
Fred told him one more thing, "Hey! Don't forget your Sock Whiskey, there no room in the afterlife for people who waste good whiskey!"
Suddenly a scream was heard and the Platypus emerged from the refresher with a Super Duper Troutlauncher in one hand and a Turbocharged X1-Z Turnip Shooter in the other.
Kano Tor Pepoi
15-07-2010 09:35:07
The sight was one of pure terror, even the bartenders severed head rolled under a table for cover from the psychotic looking Platypus.
Roxas
15-07-2010 12:50:25
The Platypus screamed"Eat your vegetables!" as it began firing turnips at the bar patrons.
Everyone ran for cover except one man, the cook; Colon Pete.
Macron Sadow
17-07-2010 00:38:57
Pete grabbed a baseball bat from under the counter and hit the turnips back to the platypus.
Roxas
17-07-2010 12:35:14
As the turnip flew to the Platypus it would open its mouth and swallow them, causing the Platypus to grow in size and strength.
After the ninth turnip, a sound like wet, ripping leather issued from the platypus' rump.
Kano Tor Pepoi
17-07-2010 16:31:31
A scream erupted from one of the patrons, "Its gonna blow!"
Macron Sadow
18-07-2010 14:20:33
The platypus exploded, blowing turnip juice everywhere and then reformed.
"Get me another drink" Said the Platypus.
Roxas
19-07-2010 21:45:56
As the platypus sat down at the bar a loud fart sound was heard, the Platypus jumped up to find a woopie cushion on its chair, the PLatypus said "who put that their?"
No one would admit to being the culprit so the Platypus stormed out of the bar.
Carrying his drink in one hand, the platypus grumbled all the way down the street.
Fremoc
26-07-2010 09:44:52
Bob yelled, "I thought that platypus exploded!"
Roxas
26-07-2010 16:43:58
The Platypus truned to Bob and with a smile said, " I had gas."