Macron Sadow
18-03-2005 10:58:00
(I never said it would be a good one!)
Anyhow,
There once was a young Jedi kid
You just won't believe what he did
with his big blaster
caused a disaster
And off he promptly ran and hid
There was once a old drunk named Bob,
Who got attacked by a big mob,
Punching things in sight,
He won the big fight,
Which made them all run off to sob.
(I know I'm rogue now but I wanted to post one
)
My turn!
There once was a nasty man,
Who lived in the back of a van.
He ran out of gas,
On the underpass,
So he removed his shirt to tan.
Macron Sadow
18-03-2005 11:36:05
You're always welcome in my book Link! *waves*
There was a evil brat called Link,
Who would not wear anything pink,
She stood on a frog,
And tripped over a log,
And all that was heard was a clink.
another one
Korras
18-03-2005 11:46:47
there was a guy named Fred
who couldn't find a bed
tired as hell,
he drank from a well,
but still this limmerick is sad.
seriously:
From Darkness he is,
forever bound to this.
Death, Carnage, and blood
he thought himself god.
sending all to the Abyss.
he came to be opposed,
but still he could only boast.
the power at his will,
was no longer used to kill.
instead, he found himself on a roast.
Macron Sadow
18-03-2005 11:51:44
I like that Korras!
(this stinks)
Exar was a dark side spirit
who waited for prey to near it
He burnt Gantoris
and beat Luke for us
So shout three cheers and let's hear it!
Konar
20-03-2005 07:39:13
there was a guy named Fred
who couldn't find a bed
tired as hell,
he drank from a well,
but still this limmerick is sad.
Fred's STILL ALIVE??!?
* Gets his old rubber chicken and starts following Fred's tracks in an attempt to slay the evil seal *
Xizor
20-03-2005 07:45:54
The cat
sat
on the mat
next to the hat.
It was fat.
Macron Sadow
20-03-2005 11:02:31
Ode to Fred, who expired during Bob's last party:
Fred was a Dark Jedi seal pet
who was throttled by a drunk get
He partied with Bob
passed out on the job
And now six feet under he sets
Konar
21-03-2005 02:33:42
Ode to Fred, who expired during Bob's last party:
Fred was a Dark Jedi seal pet
who was throttled by a drunk get
He partied with Bob
passed out on the job
And now six feet under he sets
Yay! And now the intergration of another new limrick against the seal...
There once was an old blue roo
Who happened to be one of two
So the CMDR came
Had that bastard seal slain
And made the blue roo the new guru
((Yes the seal was slain by the beak of my rubber chicken. Shows how effective the old rubber chicken is... :'( ))
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Macron Sadow
27-03-2005 10:23:20
Okay let's see some more stuff in here, you can post even if you're not in CNS of course!
Raidoner
25-04-2005 15:25:51
There once was a Dark Jedi Mandalore,
Who in battle loved the scent of blood and the site of Gore,
His name alone caused much fear,
His main focus was clear,
The Dark Side was all he adored.
There once was a hunter name Lech,
who went to the store to check,
to see if there,
employees care,
if he ran around nude for a sec.