1) Jabba's momma was actually slightly smaller than jabba, however, she was also very into "chocolate bod soaks". Consequently, when Jabba was born he instantly devoured her, leaving him in his current bloated state.
2) Halcyon is actually allergic toice cream, however he can partake in small midnight sessions of "frozen yoghurt races".
3) A delicious woody aroma, filled with leathers, anger and a pinch of cumin.
4) The system pervert of Coronoda - aka Voranyen.
5) A little known fact - Ewok urine is actually highly flammable, so in this instance, Quejo would only burn faster and more painfully shoudl those screwed up teddy bears get anywhere near him.
6) They're so full of that crappy LIGHT SIDE stuff they don't use lightbulbs.
7) The power coupling actually has some power, and while it also states "coupling2 again, Denath is lonely with only his own hand for company.
9) Most definately so. Falling down (especially due to power crazed drink binges) is one of Mejas's worst habits.Randomly throughout time he has been know to fall. He can fall up satirs, on flat ground, even in a 0 gravity atmosphere. When he DOES fall, the Master of Shadows always releases such an unearthly "F*CK!" it's felt through the force all over the Galaxy. Thus he would kinda make a sound.
10) Those fish boots provide unearthly powers. Plus if you get pecish and need an energy boost you just eat the fish. the SMACK DAT BTCH UP!
11) Hahhahahah - Lexy Norris or possibly Manlik with Kaiann taped to his back!
12) Steve, Andy, John, Mejas, JaM3z, Voranyen, Dave, Philip, Anastasia and Phyllis.
13) The soap made from Jawa fat witha sprinkling of Bantha poodoo from free range banthas wh ahs been raised only on the finsest smelling flowers. Or maybe ven some shredded episode one scripting. We all know that smelt like sh*t...
14) Usually the weak, pathetic, sexualy deprived ones.
15) A bantha's female labia majorra/labia minora. To be honest I don't want to think about that too much - but I bet the Bantha would...having that little green guy with those pointed ears wriggling around inside Kinda like a rampant rabbit powered by the Force!