I like monkeys
Karan Callidus Entar
22-06-2005 12:49:41
Wat? I like monkeys.
You expected there to be more to this thread didnt you?
Karan Callidus Entar
22-06-2005 18:26:13
P.S this was an attempt at getting some activity around here
Ark Dowell
28-06-2005 01:33:10
I ike monkey animal crackers.
Korchek
28-06-2005 03:22:15
i like monkeys too >:)
Ark Dowell
28-06-2005 04:40:49
I'm a monkey. I feel so loved... not really. And nice siggy, Korchek!
Korchek
29-06-2005 01:44:35
they made me change it we can all take a bit of cussing cant we and u cant evin read it it so fast now i have this that 2 sigs they made me change
Karan Callidus Entar
01-07-2005 19:24:40
:blink: Eee gads! The forum lives!!! :w00t:
Ark Dowell
01-07-2005 20:47:49
The Spam Boards are alive, too. Lol, that's where I usually post.
Blade Dranal
18-07-2005 01:12:08
The Spam Boards are alive, too. Lol, that's where I usually post.
Spam is evil and not in the darkside/bad guy sense.
Ark Dowell
18-07-2005 03:35:15
Spam is evil and not in the darkside/bad guy sense.
Funny thing, though. It's the most active board in the Forum.
Blade Dranal
18-07-2005 04:16:02
Funny thing, though. It's the most active board in the Forum.
More or less cause most people have nothing better to do than spam, it's all quite useless. But it's there so there's not much we can do about it except "try" to ignore it.
Ark Dowell
18-07-2005 05:55:47
Well, I'm a Spammer. So, muahahahaha!!! Please don't ignore meee!!!
Hitokiri Bokuzen Mifune
14-08-2005 05:01:17
I like monkeys... and I like pie...
Kandos
14-08-2005 07:21:12
Whats with all the monkeys?
Tuskani
14-08-2005 10:08:00
Beans!!!
Ark Dowell
14-08-2005 11:01:49
Beans and Noodle Soup!
Kaelin Ring
26-08-2005 14:02:32
As I have said before and will say again, Pie rules all! Tremble in fear, or it shall destroy you in its many different flavored wrath!!! Lol.
Ark Dowell
26-08-2005 16:29:53
Beans and noodle and pie soup!!
I like monkeys!
Kaelin Ring
30-08-2005 00:17:26
What kind of monkeys are we talking about, here?
Khobai
30-08-2005 02:51:17
h8 monkies
Kandos
30-08-2005 07:47:31
Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey........I'm done
Ark Dowell
30-08-2005 16:02:18
Soooo... I look like a monkey to ya or something?!
Kandos
30-08-2005 16:04:32
Do I even have to answer that?
Halcyon
30-08-2005 16:33:02
Yeah, it is pretty self-explanatory
Kandos
30-08-2005 16:34:12
Obviously it isn't to Ark.........
Ark Dowell
30-08-2005 16:37:56
What isn't?!
Kandos
30-08-2005 16:39:02
The answer to your question
Halcyon
30-08-2005 16:44:07
Duh
Kandos
30-08-2005 17:06:24
YA!!
Ark Dowell
30-08-2005 17:08:02
Hmmm... I forgot my question...
Kandos
30-08-2005 18:44:55
Never mind then
Ark Dowell
30-08-2005 21:21:54
Yeah, let's just forget this conversation ever happened.
/me orders a beer.
Kandos
01-09-2005 06:03:45
What conversation......
Ark Dowell
01-09-2005 09:11:30
The one with the monkeys.
Kandos
01-09-2005 11:32:07
Monkeys........Monkeys........Monkeys.........
Ark Dowell
01-09-2005 12:12:08
Yeah, that one!
Kandos
01-09-2005 17:29:22
Ah right
Kaelin Ring
01-09-2005 17:42:30
Oooo special h8 monkeys! YAY!
Ark Dowell
01-09-2005 19:03:34
Monkey... Monkey... Monkey... Kandos... Monkey...
Kaelin Ring
01-09-2005 20:36:18
You know what... I do see the resemblance...
Ark Dowell
02-09-2005 10:46:36
Yeah, so do I.
Kandos
02-09-2005 14:39:31
:@ :excl: :excl:
Ark Dowell
02-09-2005 17:20:40
Whoa, let's back of for a sec...
Strategos
03-09-2005 18:20:07
My God, this is the most inane thread I've seen on the DB message boards since we had the old ones.
- Strat
Karan Callidus Entar
03-09-2005 18:27:30
Started by yours truly of course B)
Strategos
03-09-2005 18:31:07
Valnir Kayvaan Tiberian, self-proclaimed master of inanity... even if he doesn't know what it means.
Change the name, by the way. Karan Callidus Entar was much cooler.
- Strat
Karan Callidus Entar
03-09-2005 18:34:13
After gettin mistaken for a female 4 times i thought it was time for a change. Might change it back eventually
Strategos
03-09-2005 18:39:26
Then I'll just keep calling you Val until you change your name back.
- Strat
Karan Callidus Entar
03-09-2005 18:43:48
You and everyone else [Expletive Deleted F-word]nuts
Ark Dowell
03-09-2005 19:54:52
Same. I gotta change my avatar before I am mistaken as a girl in the ACC.
Anonymous
04-09-2005 01:10:24
d@m your not oh well just when i was starting to like you
back on subject i like monkey blood does that count??
Ark Dowell
04-09-2005 10:30:50
You like blood but not the species? I suppose...
Diablos
04-09-2005 13:21:42
I like monkeys, except when they attack.
Ark Dowell
04-09-2005 15:05:52
Monkeys don't attack if they're drunk.
*Feeds Mojo a can of beer*
Diablos
04-09-2005 16:40:45
*Diablos laughs in delight at this simple but brilliant plan*
Anonymous
04-09-2005 17:26:58
yea i like monkey and to eat them they tasty
Diablos
04-09-2005 17:41:03
I agree wholeheartedly
Anonymous
04-09-2005 17:58:40
i like lamb too but monkeys are good
Diablos
04-09-2005 18:01:52
Monkeys are more than good.
Ark Dowell
04-09-2005 18:15:08
*Eats Mojo*
You're right, they are good.
Diablos
04-09-2005 18:33:46
Exceptionally good, my friend.
Ark Dowell
04-09-2005 20:35:40
You know, I should start up KFC. Kentucky Fried Chimps.
Diablos
06-09-2005 11:20:09
That sounds like a very worthwhile business venture!
Can I buy some shares?
Ceric Crimson
04-10-2005 19:10:53
And you can always use the Russian mafia to watch your back, my friend. For your own safty.
Devani
05-10-2005 20:43:19
No way, Russian mafia doesn't hold a candle to the Italian mafia! >:)
Kaelin Ring
05-10-2005 21:09:32
The Muslim Mafia is the best though.
Ark Dowell
06-10-2005 13:23:06
Y'all do know that HQD was shut down, right? Why're y'all postin' here...?
Ceric Crimson
06-10-2005 16:11:23
Because we like to hear you complain, Ark
.
And H*LL no Italian's not better than Russian! WHat are you, American? B/C if you were Italian, you would know better than to say such things -_- .
I don't know much about any Muslim mafia, if you refer to insurgents than, no. No way. If you talk of something else, please elaborate.
The Russian mafia did what no power in the world could do, not even the Church, much less the US. They brought down Communism(at least did the most damage). We, eroded it from within. We brought Western goods, weapons, food, toys, everything you need, to make the masses unhappy with their government because they couldn't match it. In fact, since the origonal Russian mafia was Imperialistic (as there are now many sects), it is no coincidence that the Russian Federation now bears the royal colors on their flag. I kid you not.
Devani
06-10-2005 22:14:18
Wow, you have very strong feelings about the Russian Mafia!! I bow to your superior reasoning.
Kaelin Ring
07-10-2005 13:10:32
Oy, very good. But I was talking about the fear that the thought of Muslim Activists brings. I call them activists because terrorist is not true for all. They mostly believe that their religion calls for some dirastic measures... the activists I mean. Or so I've heard. I agree that the Russian Mofia was a power back in the day, though.
Devani
07-10-2005 13:56:15
Rev, did you remember that our Great-Uncle worked for the FBI and had to deal with the Russian mafia once? I heard it was pretty nasty, I do believe they are still active today and powerful!
Devani
07-10-2005 13:57:34
Did you guys know that Monkey poop and brains are a delicacy in some places? I LOVE Monkey Bread!!! It really is quite yummy.
Kaelin Ring
07-10-2005 15:42:08
But it has nothing to do with monkeys! And yes I know that, but not as influential as before. It used to be that in every major city they were prominent and feared...
Devani
07-10-2005 16:12:07
Like the great Protecter Devani, no doubt! >:)
Kaelin Ring
07-10-2005 16:55:57
Bah, like Octavian, Revaan, Ark, Diablos, Hitokiri, Tuskani, and I.
Ceric Crimson
07-10-2005 20:09:31
Rev, did you remember that our Great-Uncle worked for the FBI and had to deal with the Russian mafia once? I heard it was pretty nasty, I do believe they are still active today and powerful!
That is correct. They are not attention whores like the Muslim terrorists though. I call them terrorists, because nowhere in the Korran does it condone violence, so really, it has nothing to do with their religion at all.
And if you doubt that the Russian mafia is still powerful, well...lets just say Germany is, as we speak, undergoing a change in Underground leadership.
ps: Congrats on your promotion Devani.
Kaelin Ring
09-10-2005 17:48:42
I appologize. I didn't mean to say that I condone or sympathize with Muslim "terrorists", just trying to be pollitically correct.
I also appologize for making it sound like the Russian Mofia had lost power or respect, or whatnot. I meant in the US.
Russian monkeys are COOL!!!
Devani
09-10-2005 17:51:58
Thanks Ceric, Rev you are just impossible.
Ceric Crimson
10-10-2005 13:18:55
LOL
no harm done, Rev....this time.
Kaelin Ring
10-10-2005 13:32:21
Oh aye. But what could you have done anyways?
Ceric Crimson
10-10-2005 13:36:56
Well Rev...the fact that you live in Nevada is more than enough to do something about something else entirely. >:)
Kaelin Ring
10-10-2005 17:48:36
Like wht??? (Other than prostitution)
Ceric Crimson
12-10-2005 15:15:59
oh, there are ways to trace your, shall we say, signal?
But I'd rather not get all technical about it, I could just ask Devani!
Kaelin Ring
13-10-2005 00:02:10
Signal? Ohhh... that thing they put in my arse that made it itch for two weeks straight... As if you could get here!
Ceric Crimson
17-10-2005 16:07:07
ME??
Hell no, I do not do my own dirty work. Who do you think you are? My arch nemesis or something? And before you say 'yes', the awnser is 'no', ok Rev? I'm sorry, but I already have one too many at this point.
Kaelin Ring
18-10-2005 23:19:05
Ah, one more can't... nm. This Russian puke, no respect. Just angry 'cause we beat you in some war or other...
Ceric Crimson
19-10-2005 15:53:12
'puke'? I'm sorry is that a Southern thing? Or are you comparing me to excrement?
Kaelin Ring
20-10-2005 00:45:23
Military, actually. Yes and its a pretty even match.
Ceric Crimson
20-10-2005 17:32:15
Mmmmm......oh, I'm sorry, its just that if I'm crap, then what the h*ll could you possibly be???
Kaelin Ring
20-10-2005 22:28:15
Angelic???
Ceric Crimson
21-10-2005 08:58:42
Mmm...how could I break this to you gently...NO.
Kaelin Ring
21-10-2005 15:25:31
God like?
Ceric Crimson
21-10-2005 15:41:12
Oh! Here's a riddle:
What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have me, and the rich want me. What am I?
Ark Dowell
22-10-2005 21:02:21
Nothin'.
Ceric Crimson
22-10-2005 21:38:23
Good.
If you break me, I do not stop working. If you touch me, I may be snared, if you loose me, nothing will matter.
Devani
27-10-2005 18:04:52
One's heart.
I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?
Kaelin Ring
28-10-2005 00:05:28
tomarrow... next!!!
Devani
28-10-2005 02:10:59
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
Kaelin Ring
30-10-2005 12:29:55
EYE??? just a guess.
Devani
30-10-2005 15:51:56
LOL, yes. Try this on for size:
You can have me but cannot hold me;
Gain me and quickly lose me.
If treated with care I can be great,
And if betrayed I will break.
What am I?
Ark Dowell
30-10-2005 19:23:38
Love?
Devani
30-10-2005 20:31:00
Nope, anyone else?
(Good guess though!)
Ceric Crimson
30-10-2005 21:27:07
Well its some kind of emotion...anger? Hate? But no...those don't break when betrayed...
Hmm....this is a good one!
Devani
30-10-2005 23:01:46
It is an emotion but not ones that are so, um, regular. It has to be earned in most cases. I'm glad it makes y'all think...
Ceric Crimson
31-10-2005 19:23:30
Arrogance? Pride? Innocence?
Devani
31-10-2005 20:54:31
Nope, this is good...
Ceric Crimson
01-11-2005 15:57:08
Understanding? Knowledge? Wisdom?
Devani
01-11-2005 16:00:38
Keep going, you're almost there!
Ceric Crimson
01-11-2005 16:10:39
Enlightenment? Fulfillment? 'Oneness'?
com'mon, throw me a bone here!!
Devani
01-11-2005 16:42:47
Should I just tell you, I could arrange a meeting in the woods
Ceric Crimson
01-11-2005 16:53:22
...sounds good. Lets say on Eldor? Great.
Kaelin Ring
03-11-2005 21:27:59
TRUST!!! Bring on the hard ones.
Devani
04-11-2005 00:42:20
LOL, good job bro! Here's another one:
Rhythmic breathing pushes you forward as the scenery glides past. You have a long ways to go but concentration is on your side. It is the only thing seperating you from the pain in your feet. Freakin new boots, you shoulda left them in the car. You've got other boots but the boots you've got on are too heavy to carry and the scenery is to sparse to hide them. How can you insure that if you leave them you won't lose them?
Ceric Crimson
04-11-2005 07:33:11
That...went right over my head.
Devani
04-11-2005 10:55:57
LOL, it really has a dumb answer but I figured it would make y'all scratch your heads!
Kaelin Ring
04-11-2005 12:59:32
Umm... bury them?
Devani
04-11-2005 14:25:32
Thats a better answer than the one given for the riddle! But...its wrong!
Diablos
04-11-2005 14:57:50
Leave each boot in a different place, obviously.
Kaelin Ring
04-11-2005 15:31:34
How so??? What's the real answer... and next time a real riddle.
Devani
04-11-2005 15:35:07
Diablos is correct! Okay, Okay a "real" riddle:
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick, Fat, I am slow, Wind is my foe. What am I?
Diablos
04-11-2005 15:41:14
hmmm, a tough one, but i do believe you are a candle
Ceric Crimson
04-11-2005 15:53:51
Very good.
Diablos
04-11-2005 15:57:10
I am, yes.
Devani
04-11-2005 16:01:34
Oooo, I'm gonna have to find a harder one...
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
Diablos
04-11-2005 16:04:23
Lies behind the stars and under hills? Darkness?
Devani
04-11-2005 16:09:09
Diablos, I hate you!
Um, okay here's another:
I am four words
Though there appear to be three
Two ways of pronouncing
Three spellings there be.
The first is a manner of indicating, a case being such, or therefore, or a measure of degree.
The second is a pig, female you see.
The third is also on a farm, a manner of planting of seed.
The fourth is to stitch, to hold fabric together, indeed.
Can you tell me now, what word could this be?
Diablos
04-11-2005 16:14:30
My apologies, consider my brain dormant. But before i become a complete moron the answer to the riddle is the word "so" and "sow" and "sew" I better be right since i'm not doing anymore after this.
Devani
04-11-2005 16:24:49
Yes! Grr...
Well, is anyone else gonna find some brain teasers?
Diablos
04-11-2005 16:26:17
No, i can't even spell that.
Wrath
05-11-2005 13:43:27
I depend upon light
Yet flee if it is found
I do what you command
And Mimic all i surround.
Kaelin Ring
06-11-2005 14:43:44
WOW!!!! Dumb it down a bit for me... Good one, and congrats on your promotion!!!
Wrath
09-11-2005 09:33:15
a shadow
Devani
09-11-2005 11:06:21
Nice one Wrath, nice.
Do you have a riddle Kaine?
Kaelin Ring
10-11-2005 00:18:47
Damn, Wrath! That was good! And now that I know the answer, I get it. He wouldn't, Dev. It'd be spam.
Ark Dowell
10-11-2005 13:36:39
Heya, welcome back to Arcona, Wrath!
Ceric Crimson
11-11-2005 13:54:20
What has roots as nobody can see, is taller than the trees, up up it goes and yet it never grows?
Kaelin Ring
15-11-2005 20:45:02
Umm... This is probably where someone stupid would say something like "Your mom" but we're all adults here so... My brain shut down not too long ago and I almost know the answer but kinda not, ya know?
Devani
16-11-2005 14:01:48
I love The Hobbit! That would be mountain Jin'ei.
What is green and looks like a bucket?
Kaelin Ring
18-11-2005 15:51:27
Ummm..... Your room?
Devani
18-11-2005 16:19:51
NO, not even close and it is OBVIOUS!
Kaelin Ring
21-11-2005 23:28:21
Your face???? Jk... beautiful sister....
Diablos
30-11-2005 16:04:34
erm, a green bucket?
Ceric Crimson
30-11-2005 16:10:58
That would be correct, right?
Diablos
30-11-2005 16:12:20
Well even if it isn't that's my answer.
Kaelin Ring
02-12-2005 13:30:11
I think it is.
Ceric Crimson
02-12-2005 15:53:50
I know it is.
No, really; it is.
Kaelin Ring
04-12-2005 22:40:15
Probably.
Devani
04-12-2005 22:55:59
Boys are dumb!
Diablos
05-12-2005 10:04:17
don't assume that i'm dumb just because they are, we both know i'm intelligent, just don't tell anyone, its a secret.
Devani
05-12-2005 10:46:47
But you just posted it for everyone to read....
Kaelin Ring
05-12-2005 13:05:27
And you call us dumb?
That, my dearest sister, was a cover up for his intelligence.
Ceric Crimson
05-12-2005 14:47:09
SOrry, *hick*, this is all too deep for me...ya know, seeing as how I don't apply to the "boys" catagory.
Diablos
05-12-2005 17:49:19
mwwhahahahahaha! now nobody will know about my intelligence!
Kaelin Ring
06-12-2005 11:58:44
'Cept for me.
Let's review our monkeysw starting with the Pie Monkey.
Ceric Crimson
08-12-2005 16:09:16
What do women want more than anything else in the world?
Devani
08-12-2005 16:42:54
Someone to love and adore them.
Ceric Crimson
08-12-2005 16:47:23
Romantic...but even more than that.
Devani
08-12-2005 16:52:38
Um...I don't get what your driving at...
Ceric Crimson
08-12-2005 16:55:29
No. I'm serious.
What do women want more than anything else in the world?
...think Chaucer.
Devani
08-12-2005 16:57:24
A bird called Chantecleer that can sing real pretty.
Ceric Crimson
08-12-2005 17:12:23
Great. Now think harder. (wrong story)
Devani
09-12-2005 15:16:39
Power over men!!! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Ceric Crimson
10-12-2005 21:14:07
Yep.
Tis true.
To be considered equals in all things, and to hold sway over the decisions. Zat my friends, is what women vant most.
sorry, that chocolate candy ain't goin' to do it!