Captions Captions Captions

Alright this is how it works, i have given three link to three pictures below. You are to post with captions to all three, the person with the funniest captions wins.

http://www.virtute.org/wp-content/uploads/...0(1)%5B6%5D.jpg

http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/DDVaderJedi.jpg

http://www.2peas1pod.com/blog/wp-content/u...1/texvader1.jpg

1. Yodas Father
2.Darth Vaders assult on the jedi temple.
3.Darth Vaders Transformation done the right way

1. Mom is gonna be pissed about the hole in the carpet.
2. Youngly Revolt!!!
3. You do not know the power of the Dark Bone.

For fun,

1. Um, how do you turn this thing off again??!!

2. Oooh, colourful! Beat him up, beat him up!!!!

3. I find your lack of bones disturbing.

hehe

1. Ace when he was younger: "I wonder what would happen if I were to lick this big pop-sickle..."

2. Crix being molested by Jedi younglings... >.>

3. Vader's darkling pet in training...

Thank you all for participating

1) Amiz

2) Rannik

3) Ludy

4) Thanos