You Don't Say
There will be three rounds of "You Don't Say".
Each round will have three photos. You must add a humorous about each photo. The Winner of each round will recieve 10 points, the second place in each round 8 points, and the third in each round will recieve 6 points.
You may only post one caption for each picture, and and participate in each round only once.
Here are the round one pictures. Round one will end on Thursday!
Vardar
28-05-2007 04:32:11
1) "What do you mean 'dark side', nigga?
2) Mace Windu's kill n' grill. The renowned "Eat what you saber" restaurant.
3) "Help us Wal-ter Skinner! You're our only hope."
Woohoo, first post
SW Vardar Fen'Amar Ordo, at your service.
Lokasena
28-05-2007 04:55:20
1) Sithdoo-whapp-ie-doo
2) I pity the fool who touches my burgers
3) *Scully* "Mine's bigger...!!!
*Mulder* "... I knew it, the truth is up there..."
Swaresu-Dyas
29-05-2007 19:40:51
1) These are the guys they call on to deal with whiners like Anakin
2) When youre cookin for Jedi, you need George Foreman's Force Powered Grill
3) "Now if only we had these while our show was still airing"
Avenged
30-05-2007 08:14:58
1. Now this is da real brovahood of darkness in da hood man!
2. Real mean fat reducing grilling R2D2 only $10.99 (includes a free saberspatula)
3. Look at the size of that Schwartz
JH Avenged 7738
Lauria Ballard
30-05-2007 13:34:50
1. "Too fly for a Jedi"
2. "Mace Windu was never the same after discovering R2D2's special feature"
3. "By our powers combined.... CAPTAIN PLANET! He's our hero..."
Bubbles
30-05-2007 14:21:52
(...gonna take pollution down to zero, he's our powers magnified...)
*cough*, yes.....well...
1, The next time someone calls us 'The Three Amigos...'
2, You wanna piece of my meat, Fool!?!
3, Mulder: damn it, I said I wanted the red one...
Okay, so it's been a long day, alright.....
ROUND THREE PICS ARE NOW UP!!!!
LOOK BELOW!!
Lokasena
01-06-2007 01:30:05
1) TK:78, TK:59 Hutt Hutt.
2) Enough caffeine to whipe out a planet.
3) *Jango* "Yeah, so what's my motivation?"
*Lucas* "Nothing, you're a spy... You just kill people.
and try not to lose your head over girl this time"
Lauria Ballard
01-06-2007 16:00:42
1. "This WASN"T in our contracts!"
2. "I knew Starbucks was everywhere, but this is ridiculous"
3. "Fett, Jango Fett"
Vardar
01-06-2007 16:52:09
1) "This team-work program blows.."
2) In order to build yet another death star, the Empire had to agree to some sponsorship...
3) Director: CUT! Why isn't the cameraman bleeding?? Jango: I think my wrist-rocket launcher jammed..
Swaresu-Dyas
01-06-2007 20:00:58
1) This was the last time they let the Sci-Fi Club clean the football teams helmets.
2) It doesn't have the ability to destroy an entire planet, but it sure wreaks havoc on Seattle.
3) Jango Fett, Mr. December in the Most Eligible Bounty Hunter calendar.
Avenged
02-06-2007 14:33:47
1 This is what happens when you pick your tactics coach from planet earth
2 When starbucks made the slogan "Starbucks DoubleShot. Bring on the day" we didn't know they meant that kind of shot!
3 I'll have a Juma joosh shaken not shtirred
JH Avenged 7738
Ok, now for the last round. You have till monday night to complete this round!
I am judging the last round, and I will reveal the winners at the end of the competition.
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Lokasena
07-06-2007 14:16:15
1) "I knew I should have got the 'tissue option' on this chest machine."
2) "Fine...!!! Keep the bloody universe, you can. But the ring, give to me you must.
3) *Luke* "I swear mine's bigger..."
*Ripley* "Go kiss your sister, you freak...! I'm staying with Indiana."
Vardar
07-06-2007 14:36:41
1) I have controlled my fear...Now I release my anger.. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2)"KAME HAME... HAAAA!!!"
3) "*to Luke* I wonder if *you* are the mole in this operation." ; "Solo: AURGH! *looks at chest* I think the "mole" was a literal one!!!"
Avenged
08-06-2007 05:31:40
1. Those damn Stormtroupers used up all my special soft Charmin. Nooooooooo!
2. Betrayed us master Skywalker did hmmmm. Wicked, tricksey, false. Wring his filthy little neck we ought to...yoda cough yoda cough... Kill him. Kill him. And then we take the Universe and we be the master.
3. Luke "You are certainly not the Princess" Han "Well duh Luke anyone who kills my good looks cant be worth that much" Alien "I am the queen does that count?"...
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Lauria Ballard
08-06-2007 12:55:42
1. Damn rebels, first they destroy the Death Star and now they steal my toilet paper!
2. And that was the last time they let Yoda have coffee...
3. Luke, you whinny little bit*h, if you were in my universe they would have killed you in the first 5 minutes of the movie!