HLK BAR!

Anonymous

01-02-2005 20:24:13

Exactly what it says... it's HLK Cantina-Bar. Leave your credits and have a drink! Okay... because its the opening, first 5 persons got a free round!
*stands behind the bar* B)

Dark Sabre

01-02-2005 21:09:49

Don't you already have a spam tank?


Since it's free, vodka.

CyberGuy

02-02-2005 03:47:33

I kinda thought the same thing.
I'm not sure if I'm too thrilled about another spam topic here...

But anyway... I'll have a Long Island

Anonymous

02-02-2005 05:32:49

No drinks for you two since you consider my Bar a spam tank :P

Link

02-02-2005 05:56:50

May I have a red vodka please Tissie :D

Phantom

02-02-2005 08:58:28

*sneaks behind the counter and steals all the Hot Damn >:)

CyberGuy

02-02-2005 09:19:47

*steals a bottle Tequilla*

Dark Sabre

02-02-2005 09:37:42

Well it kinda is a spam tank. Just with a focus on alcoholic drinks. :P

Link

02-02-2005 10:19:24

*shrugs then drinks a bottle of red vodka* :D

Anonymous

02-02-2005 12:36:30

Just a regular beer for me, Tiss...just about 40 of them. :P

CyberGuy

02-02-2005 12:39:23

No coffee for Tiss btw..

Link

04-02-2005 18:06:16

The coffee was banned from the bar :P
I saw Phantom steal it!

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 18:07:21

She can keep it

Link

04-02-2005 18:08:56

that is a HE Cyberguy :P

lol you get mixed up all the time :P

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 18:11:45

I think I'm actually right here... :)
You're the one mixing it up...

Link

04-02-2005 18:12:47

lol :P
maybe if you didn't change it :P

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 18:13:08

Change what?
Phantom's gender? :P

Link

04-02-2005 18:14:11

lol... I give up :P

*gets another bottle of red vodka and drinks it*

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 18:18:02

How old are you anyway? Are you even allowed to drink red vodka? :P

Link

04-02-2005 18:19:00

yep of course I am :P

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 18:19:30

you're 14 right? :P

Link

04-02-2005 18:20:21

nope :P

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 18:21:14

13 then?

13 tops! :P

Link

04-02-2005 18:22:08

13! no way

Link

04-02-2005 18:31:14

I'm tired...
And it is someone's fault.
*thinks of a person to blame*

Anonymous

04-02-2005 20:42:19

Zacfer? :P

Aidan Kincaid

04-02-2005 23:31:52

someones been doing too much thrusting

Anonymous

06-02-2005 04:42:15

What??
No, I'm not the one to blame things for. That used to be Hev. Now it's Erl :D

Link

06-02-2005 08:08:33

but I thought it was me.. as you said :P

Phantom

08-02-2005 11:02:15

I still say we blame Link :P

Link

08-02-2005 11:13:39

yeah.. yeah.. blame the innocent one! :P

Phantom

08-02-2005 11:15:22

You? Innocent? Don't think so >:)

Link

08-02-2005 11:16:19

Pfft.. you can talk :P

Phantom

08-02-2005 11:17:06

I'm ALWAYS innocent, unlike some people O-)

Link

08-02-2005 11:18:35

riiiiiiight! I believe you. <_<

and you slap no one I bet! :P

Malik

08-02-2005 11:18:43

none of you two could go as innocent :P

Link

08-02-2005 11:19:30

none of you two could go as innocent :P



Well neither could you Malness! :P

Malik

08-02-2005 11:20:38

my chances to pass as innocnet are bigger than yours tho :P

Phantom

08-02-2005 11:21:01

When it comes to slaping people, guilty as charged >:) But, other than that, I'm innocent O-)

Link

08-02-2005 11:21:03

Malik.. no one is as evil as you :P

Malik

08-02-2005 11:21:39

evil and innocent are two different things young lady :P

Link

08-02-2005 11:23:15

yes sir! :P

so what am I counted as then?

(apart from not innocent)

Malik

08-02-2005 11:24:06

annoying little brat, at least I think that's the term phantom usually uses :P

Phantom

08-02-2005 11:24:49

yes sir! :P

so what am I counted as then?

(apart from not innocent)



An evil little brat :P

Link

08-02-2005 11:25:09

ok.. so I am a evil brat

What is Malik?

Malik

08-02-2005 11:25:26

looks like I was wrong :P

Link

08-02-2005 11:39:10

*kicks Malik*

yep you were.. Silly Malik :P

Malik

08-02-2005 11:44:27

go eat your pancakes little girl :P

Link

08-02-2005 11:45:27

I don't want to eat pancakes :P

Xhedias

08-02-2005 13:49:30

i love pancakes

Link

08-02-2005 16:29:40

I have already had my pancakes

Wait.. I'm giving up chocolate, sweets and crisps again for lent!

Oh well.. at least Nilani has to suffer as well :P

Xhedias

08-02-2005 16:43:38

lent....so glad im not religious sometimes

Link

08-02-2005 18:55:38

I ain't religious.. I just give up something to see if I can do it :P

Xhedias

12-02-2005 11:10:20

I would have said screw it in the first...5 minutes

Link

12-02-2005 12:53:47

anyway, I'm not doing it anymore.

I thought screw it, I did it last year. Have nothing to prove by doing it again.

karimicus

12-02-2005 13:46:29

Hrmm where's my beer (never mind dark saber running off with my av :@ )

Link

12-02-2005 14:36:17

you don't get one!

karimicus

12-02-2005 16:27:26

Nah i just make one :P

Link

12-02-2005 16:28:49

oh well.. but stay away from the RED VODKA!

karimicus

12-02-2005 16:33:16

lol u stay away from my waldurprophen, it'll kill u little people :P

Most likely missspelt that it's a strong spirt from eastern europe

Link

12-02-2005 16:37:10

I don't take orders from people!

karimicus

12-02-2005 17:02:21

lol

we shall see :P

/me order's the van full of red vodka to take the shipment back to the cellers :P

Link

12-02-2005 17:04:59

WHAT!?

my VODKA!

*kicks Karimicus*

Xhedias

12-02-2005 17:23:38

or it can be MINE...

Link

12-02-2005 17:31:29

NO

it is mine, I stole if off Korras and it belongs to me!

Macron Sadow

17-02-2005 21:29:22

Hi everybody. Can I have a shot of Yavin 4 moonshine please? Thanks a lot, and helllloooo out there....

Macron

Xhedias

17-02-2005 21:58:05

Wassssssssup!

Macron Sadow

17-02-2005 22:07:13

oops I think that shot smeared my face paint, er .. tattoo (wipes face)

Xhedias

17-02-2005 22:14:19

lol, not very good at aiming are we? :lol:

Macron Sadow

17-02-2005 22:41:49

Nah! You know how it is. :w00t:

Link

18-02-2005 05:18:21

well the drinks are over there and they are free plus I believe a certain little ewok is paying ^_^

Xhedias

18-02-2005 07:06:55

Im not paying, im....borrowing...

Link

18-02-2005 07:10:23

oh well, as long as I ain't paying it don't matter ^_^

Xizor

18-02-2005 07:21:39

A Sith Ewok? Now that's quite the picture.
*grabs his camera*

Link

18-02-2005 07:31:09

is it?
...

Xhedias

18-02-2005 07:38:38

si senor

Link

18-02-2005 07:54:50

lucky I know spanish ^_^

Xizor

18-02-2005 10:35:56

si senor


:ewok: So tell me, do you feel bad when people say "Oh look at the cute little teddy bear!"?

Xhedias

18-02-2005 10:35:58

Ich habe eine huhn.

Link

18-02-2005 11:45:02

*nods*

wow I understood that :o

and he is not a teddy bear he is a furball!

Xhedias

18-02-2005 13:36:24

:ewok:  So tell me, do you feel bad when people say "Oh look at the cute little teddy bear!"?




me is uBeR l33t, right link? :P

Link

18-02-2005 13:59:23

as I said before :P

you are the furball.. or you could say overgrown teddy bear.. :P

*kicks the furball*

Xhedias

18-02-2005 18:32:52

ahhh, and as i said, everyday its beat up the ewok day...

Macron Sadow

18-02-2005 20:48:41

oops I think I mistook that R2 unit over there for an exceptionally large beverage. Sorry! :)

Link

18-02-2005 21:36:00

I thought everyday was a "bully Link" day..

or have you all been telling lies!

Xhedias

18-02-2005 21:42:00

its all lies! :lol:

Link

18-02-2005 22:02:50

finally!

*evil grin*

I knew it all along.. now I have proof for when you all start slapping me ^_^

Xhedias

18-02-2005 22:19:36

lol, jasru always beats me :P

Macron Sadow

14-03-2005 10:32:16

Macron enters the bar. There is dust everywhere, and the droids are the only things not sleeping. This place has been very slow of late.
Macron walks over to the jukebox, pops in a cred, turns the volume up real loud, sets the tune to "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica, and says:
"Okay, let's party! Congrats Bob, Raist ! Goooo- Saaadow! Drinks for everone!"

Macron Sadow

24-03-2005 17:28:50

It is so quiet-


*Macron animates a few darkside walking dead and parties down with them.*

Link

24-03-2005 17:56:02

*sneaks in the bar*

and here is the one and only Link Vortex :P

Macron Sadow

24-03-2005 18:04:29

Sweet! How are ya!

We miss Link *sniff*

But I am glad to be able to say hello!

*hands Link some cookies and vodka*

Link

25-03-2005 06:48:54

I'll be back in a couple of weeks I think but I hope I'm coming back to CNS but I'm not sure due to some problems

Macron Sadow

25-03-2005 09:23:49

I see. I'll keep a light on for you!

Link

25-03-2005 09:26:41

I just put in my request anyway.. I'm going to CSP

Macron Sadow

25-03-2005 09:32:59

Gotcha. Well we're still pals I hope! :)

Link

25-03-2005 11:52:28

of course :P
I have loads of friends in CNS still ^_^

Macron Sadow

25-03-2005 11:54:31

Yayy!

Link

25-03-2005 11:56:03

and I will still stop by in the CNS forums to annoy you all :P

Konar

27-03-2005 03:53:50

Oh God... :o
Just kidden with ya. :P

Just a note for the future though. If someone pisses you off chuck empty beer bottles at them. If you don't hit them the first few times, chuck more until you do. Try not to pass out from the piss before hand though... :blink:
Or you could just purchase one of my rubber chicken's...
Infact, they've proved unreliable in the past... :'(
Just go with suggestion #1 ;)

Link

27-03-2005 04:01:54

I'm still here to annoy you all like I said ^_^
and now to see if your method works...
*chucks a beer bottle at Konar* :P

Macron Sadow

27-03-2005 09:51:40

Noticing the large pile of empty bottles/ammo near Link,
Macron gets up behind the steel cage around the stage and puts on a sequined suit.

He hands the dark side walking dead instruments, and begins to do Karaoke HLK style.

"When First I leeft my body
I found a new place to dwell
Down at the edge of the river Styx
in the... lowest plane of Hell

I get so lonely, baby
I could fry..."


Thank you, thankyouverymuch....

Heh heh.

*Dodges the hail of glass and beer coming through the steel cage at him*

Your turn guys.

Link

27-03-2005 11:08:51

*chucks more empty bottles at Macron*

don't expect me to sing... I can't sing....

Macron Sadow

27-03-2005 11:42:34

I'm just glad you are here! No need to sing.

Link

27-03-2005 14:21:42

*breaks the karoke machine* ^_^

Macron Sadow

27-03-2005 14:39:48

"Hmmph."

Macron goes and gets gets a couple of mutant Sith Hounds. And downs a quck frosty beverage. Then, the awful sonic assault begins:

"Yoou aaain't nothing but a Hound dog....."

*the dogs howl along, as well as fetching free drinks*

"See what you made me do, Link! " Heh heh.

Link

27-03-2005 17:58:13

*edges towards the exit*

eep!

Macron Sadow

27-03-2005 20:15:39

"alright ,never mind."
*The dogs leave.*


Macron sits down, and enjoys a yummy pineapple milkshake.

Link

28-03-2005 05:41:59

*continues edging towards the exit*

Macron Sadow

28-03-2005 11:25:42

*offers Link a milkshake*

Link

28-03-2005 12:10:29

*grabs a bottle of red vodka instead*

Konar

31-03-2005 03:19:58

* Wakes up, pissed to the eyeballs, to find a bottle smashed close to where his head is *

Eh.......... * groan * Linketh ysa bittle tiddy harthest...

* A massive thud is heard as Konar's head hits the bar table and within moments he starts to snore *

Link

31-03-2005 09:52:02

now where did the earplugs go....

:P

Macron Sadow

31-03-2005 10:05:01

*sits an open beer next to Konar*

Tha will wake him up!

Link

31-03-2005 10:08:47

wait.. I have an idea. *sticks Konar's hand in a glass of cold water. hehe :P

karimicus

31-03-2005 10:19:17

Lets sell link on the slave market..... we might only get a pound or 2 but still :P

Link

31-03-2005 10:25:55

awww.. :'(

I love you all too :P

karimicus

31-03-2005 11:49:30

/me goes back to drink his whiskey.

Konar

01-04-2005 01:54:05

* pisses all over Link and continues to snore :P *
* mutters something that sounds like, "No I won't buy Link for a pound from you. That's an absolute rip off!" * :P
* As he feels the icy cold beer touch his skin, his hand shifts slightly, grabs the beer, and with a tilt of the head Konar skulls the lot before knocking the empty stubby off the table *
* resumes snoring *

Link

01-04-2005 03:33:46

pfft... just because you all know I am worth more then you :P

*hides in her corner*

Konar

01-04-2005 04:11:52

* starts snoring a lot louder * :P

karimicus

01-04-2005 05:10:05

/me pours Ice water over konar and link

Konar

01-04-2005 05:58:30

* wakes up *
eh... whaja dog a y mee?
* gets his head off the table and walks into a wall knocking himself unconscious *

Link

01-04-2005 07:29:57

I hate you all <_<

:P

Macron Sadow

01-04-2005 08:56:41

Hmmph!


*gets a beer*

Link

01-04-2005 10:23:25

ok, I don't hate Macron :P
he is the only one that is nice to me :P

Macron Sadow

01-04-2005 11:11:54

*Gives Link a red vodka*

Thanks Link!

Link

01-04-2005 13:25:12

no prob Mac

*drinks the red vodka*

Macron Sadow

01-04-2005 13:59:34

Hey what do you guys think of my new avatar? It Sithly, I think. And silly!

Link

01-04-2005 14:02:28

it is not silly, I think it is pretty cool ^_^

Macron Sadow

01-04-2005 14:04:22

thx Link, it's amazing what sake can make me do with a graphics editor

Link

01-04-2005 14:10:00

lol :P
I should change my avatar :P

Konar

05-04-2005 09:02:54

Dang. Macron hasn't been in the DB long enough... Just wait till he's been round for a while... His kind heart will be turned cold! >:) >:) >:)

* thinks about his heart which frooze so much due to excessive drinking of chilled beer that it dropped out :o *

:P

Macron Sadow

15-04-2005 00:55:11

*Grabs Konar and gives him straight moonshine in a funnel*
There! What do you mean, warm heart? heh heh

Scithe

02-05-2005 13:53:27

Some things never change...

I smoke out of the scene for a couple days (er... maybe years...) and I still can't find a single place on this mess not splashed with liquor.

Well, I would summon all of you on the House to the briefing room for a more formal presentation, but the only place you all seem to get together at a time is still Bob's Bar and Grill, so I'll have to do it here... By the way... Waitress, my milk, please?

Many of you should not remember me by now, most being not here at the time to actually be aware of my existence and, obviously, others too drunk to notice a mynock on their ears, lest realize I'm back home...

Anyway, it's been a long time no seeing this madhouse and, somehow I still can't just place without shudder, I got to miss it. Don't glare me that way! I AM being all emotional on that, ok, but that doesn't mean you have to get all cocky about it. it's just that I missed my wookie pelt carpet and my Bob sponsored extra-large mug-o-milk ™. In fact, I hoped I could harvest them from Ullyr, but some stupid droid have made the cleaning work on my room that day before the expulsion (and I can't quite remember them doing it any other day... weird) and they got packed away without me...

Well, enough babbling... I guess you all want to know where the heck I had tucked myself all this time and I must say: It's not your business! Get lost!

Well, now that I have reintroduced myself here, could someone take the keys to that T-wing parked outside and take my luggage to my room? My feet ache and I have a real desire for a hot shower right now...

Why? Yes, it IS a T-wing... Where did I get it? Well, kinda long story, pal...

karimicus

02-05-2005 13:57:01

Welcome back scithe :P

I'm still here but thats nothing strange :P

Link

03-05-2005 04:11:32

hmmm... we have no waitress so your just going to have to get it yourself. :P

karimicus

03-05-2005 05:29:06

hmmm... we have no waitress so your just going to have to get it yourself. :P


/me kicks link into the role of waitress

now go server scithe his milk :P

Xhedias

03-05-2005 07:42:38

lol, link getting bullied again :P

Konar

03-05-2005 07:45:28

*glances over to Scithe*

Well. If your wondering the old Konar (Ksian Qui-Soran back in the days you were around [probably don't remember me :P]), has finally grown to an adequate enough age that he can wreck his life by getting pissed day by day and having an occasional smoke to fill in the gaps. And as Bob has already lost his mind (:P @ Bob), it won't be long until I fall privy (don't quote me on how to spell the word) to the same destiny.

*thinks for a moment as he recognises that Scithe has lost interest in him already*

But I guess, now that I've described my lifestyle... Welcome Back, mate!!! :D

*tosses Scithe a beer*

I'm Muz's appointed CNS beer boy, so if you need another one don't hesitate to ask. And smoking's bad for you... :P

...

Oh, and Link's just been recently appointed the new waitress. So she'll be the one carrying you the booze, incase you're wondering why I'm not doing anything :P ;)

Scithe

03-05-2005 09:11:34

*me pets ex-Ksian, now Beerboy...*

Thanks, bubs... It's good to know you can handle things here to satisfy your guests (at the expense of some guys' freedom, I see...).

*waves the link guy to get another milk...*

I'm almost starting to fell home again. Just need my wookie pelt and the mug-o-milk ™...

*glares around looking for something.*

I just hope you hadn't just giving my things away as bribe or to impress chicks again. That would be awful (but very pimp, indeed)...
Well, in fact, I would need only the mug-o-milk ™. I can always have fun trying to get another wookie pelt. :D

Link

03-05-2005 10:26:25

no way! :P

I am the lazy one round here ^_^

you guys can get off your sorry butts and get your own drink ^_^

Raidoner

03-05-2005 20:17:55

Hey im even lasier than Malik!
I like to drink, but I dont cause its to much work to go to the store!
I like to smoke but I dont cause its to much of a hassle to pick up a pack of smokes.
I like to sleep late, but its to much work to explain that to my wife!

Konar

06-05-2005 10:21:34

Konar's solutions to lazyness:
drink problem: there are things called slaves, Raid. Go to some pov 3rd world country and purchase a few :P
smoke problem: bordellos are were prossies work. Ask for a bird, and she'll light your cigarette for you free of charge in anticipation for sex. Once she's lit your ciggy, call your wife and tell her some wild woman is trying to force unwanted sex on you. I'm sure she'll clear her out of the house pretty quick.
sleep problem: don't sleep late - it makes you fatigued. A wife can be either a curse or a blessing. If she's a curse, hide somewhere and drug every aliment of food in the house before you go. When you get back she should be either very docile or have lost so many brain cells that she's forgotten how to argue or discuss matters with you.

- try this over a period of months. If you aren't seeing results please consult your doctor :ermm:

Scithe

06-05-2005 13:28:58

I tried the slaves you have reccomended, but it sure sucks a lot...
They are lazy as stones. You have to run all day behind them with a whip to get something done right...
Also, they eat way too much. I just couldn't find anything tasty in my fridge until I punched a padlock on the door, and even after that, they keep pestering you about being hungry.
To top it all, there's always that paranoid feeling they'll just rise from the shadows at night just to kick your butt out of orbit for just being the boss...

No way, I'm tired of them...

By the way, anyone interested in them?

Raidoner

06-05-2005 19:16:50

LOL!

Xhedias

10-05-2005 07:02:29

LoL, not very funny scithe! :w00t:

Konar

11-05-2005 10:33:28

By the way, anyone interested in them?



Have you tried asking Xhed? He might be up on the offer :P

As for me, I think I'll be content with a few slabs of booze... B)

Macron Sadow

11-05-2005 11:02:58

I need some new victi... er, subjects for my experiments. I'd take a few. ;)

Scithe

11-05-2005 12:31:23

Hey Macron, I can spare you some of them, but you'll have to let me watch... >:)

Macron Sadow

11-05-2005 12:39:29

No problem, it is really quite entertaining! heh heh.

Xhedias

11-05-2005 14:12:35

Cooks, the lot of you are!

Scithe

11-05-2005 16:13:33

By the way, we need a new waitress... My mug is empty already...

Xhedias

11-05-2005 19:57:53

Kat seems to do a good job on IRC :P

Link

12-05-2005 05:05:33

hmm.. I think you guys should get off your sorry butts and do it yourself :P

Xhedias

12-05-2005 07:01:18

Or we dont... :P

Konar

12-05-2005 07:54:22

I say we have a vote.... Those in favour of having Link as a slave... - ah whoops! I mean - waitress. Please raise your glasses.

- This will make it an entirely fair competition ;) :P

Link

12-05-2005 08:35:21

I vote we get Konar to do it :P

Macron Sadow

12-05-2005 08:59:54

I pour my own when possible- you get to drink more that way

Scithe

12-05-2005 15:55:03

Hey, what happened to the respect to your elders? I may not be using a cane right now, but I still outrank ya! (good times those when me, Goat, Bob and Bond kept annoying everyone about outrankings... )
Well, where was I? Oh, yeah... Someone fill my mug before I start annoying people around... :P

Link

12-05-2005 19:11:31

well.. as long as you don't annoy me that'll be fine :P

and as for respecting the elders... pfft!!!

Xhedias

12-05-2005 20:19:21

yea, shes got to disobey, that would be a lot of elders she would have to respect

Konar

13-05-2005 06:47:19

Hey, what happened to the respect to your elders? I may not be using a cane right now, but I still outrank ya! (good times those when me, Goat, Bob and Bond kept annoying everyone about outrankings... )
Well, where was I? Oh, yeah... Someone fill my mug before I start annoying people around... :P



Bob's already come to terms with the fact that no-one really respects elders anymore. You've been gone so long that you're still back in the past when people still obeyed :P. - Back in the good ol' days when Talon, Janos and I took on the Vampyres as a squadron. I held my first lightsaber when I was still a Guardian and I felt so proud... Now I have my own lightsaber and I feel like a worthless... - well you know...

Bond? I knew Goat, Bob and you were up high back then but I never remember anyone called Bond... Are you talkin about the ol' days before the split or the ancient days when the dossier numbers only reached around the #200 mark?

And about your mug... I only hand out the beer here and drink it. I don't take it around :P

*gives Link a glare*

:P

Xhedias

13-05-2005 07:07:43

Lol, im thinking so konar :P

Link

13-05-2005 07:09:23

*slaps everyone with an empty bottle of red vodka*

this place is self-serve :P

Konar

13-05-2005 07:20:40

Oh lord! What did I do ever so wrong that I can't be served everything on a platter and I have to move around to serve myself? :'(

*ponders over asking Xhed politely to use the force to screw with Link's mind and make her a humble servent to the three, now drooling, hungry and thirsty evil bastards :P*

I would of course get her drunk, but she'd be a fat lot of use if she passed out on the floor :(

Link

13-05-2005 07:23:12

hmmm.. you brought it upon yourself.

Xhedias wouldn't even dare do that *does an evil glance at Xhedias*

*thwacks Konar with an empty bottle of red vodka* so don't even try it :P

yeah getting me drunk would be no use at all so your stuck :P

Xhedias

13-05-2005 14:01:33

Link reminds me of hermoine off of Harry potter some times...

Link

13-05-2005 17:12:27

oh great... I'm a character out of Harry Potter now :P

only problem is I'm not such a smartass :P

Xhedias

13-05-2005 17:28:38

You do like to glare and beat people down...

Link

13-05-2005 18:33:40

I do not.. hmmm.. if I was her I would just kill Harry!

solved! :P

Xhedias

13-05-2005 18:43:53

Exactly my point....

Scithe

16-05-2005 07:42:08

* Scithe points to Link *
Hermione!?!? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Well, back to subject...

I devised here some motivations (ok, ok, excuses...) to have a waitress on HLK Bar:
1st: we could have a waiter, but me and the rest of the crew would rather have a female attendant before a male one, simply because they are less prone to attack a female one about misplacing tabs or something, so we could have a more durable employee;
2nd: a male attendant doesn't look as good nor smell as sweet. That would surely be reason enough;
3rd: If I keep seeing only those blockheads everyday with nowhere to look for a break, I'll go nuts sooner (what? Me not being sane anymore? Think again when I get real mad...);
4th: Women in the room seem to have a balming effect on the males' nerves, making things quieter and the proferation of verbal offenses at a lower level, thus we can simply pretend we are civilized;
5th: There's an interesting fun factor about female waitresses about their capabilities to shake off very quickly and aggressively would-be Don-Juans and stuff like that. In other words, it's nice to see how good you can smack people who try to flert with you;
6th: Simply because I wouldn't do it myself under no kind of situation. Period.

Anyway, I would like ant other suggestions you people may present to the said matter...

Link

16-05-2005 14:10:34

heres your milk.

*chucks milk all over Scithe* :P

Scithe

16-05-2005 14:53:57

Well, thanks?

I usually have them on my mug-o-milk ™, but you can use a glass next time...

Xhedias

18-05-2005 10:39:22

you did ask for milk...

*nabs links cookies*

Konar

20-05-2005 09:28:06

* looks at the now drenched Scithe and tosses him a stubby *

You may aswell pass away the time with a few boozes before someone kills you for reeking of milk that's gone off :P

Infact...

* sniffs Scithe *

You weren't too good to begin with... You might be lucky and no-one will notice the difference ;) :P.

Raidoner

24-05-2005 00:52:46

/me pours himself a drink from his jug of Kashyykian moomshine.

Kat Pridemore

24-05-2005 21:51:26

*grins and takes drink orders* I guess its about time I poured a round. Just don't expect service all the time. lol

Kat

Scithe

25-05-2005 12:58:01

Wohoo!!!

Anonymous

08-06-2005 14:06:48

Have fear for Zac is here and he's back to crack more skulls!!
It's time for me to turn everyone to the bumside... >:)

Xhedias

08-06-2005 16:27:29

Go to the back of the line :P

Macron Sadow

08-06-2005 17:24:43

Welcome!

Xhedias

08-06-2005 17:31:39

aye, welcome BACK! :D

Link

09-06-2005 17:02:27

oh great... Zaccys back! :P

I bet he is glad I ain't in CNS any more :P

Xhedias

10-06-2005 13:17:04

*coughs* J/k :w00t:

Macron Sadow

17-06-2005 22:32:04

Arrh! Drinks, ice cream and Twileks for all me mateys! Arrh!

Xhedias

17-06-2005 22:56:01

Ice cream! yippe! whats the occassion? not that we need one...

Macron Sadow

18-06-2005 12:46:48

for the halibut, really. ;)

Konar

19-06-2005 00:15:03

oh great... Zaccys back! :P

I bet he is glad I ain't in CNS any more :P



Oh dear! More trouble... :P

- Welcome back, btw :). I remember your name. - Never realised you were in CNS though.

* suffers from short term memory loss bad *

Macron Sadow

24-10-2005 21:19:43

As dead as this thread is, we all suffer from memory loss. Wake UP!

*pours various substances for all from the alcoholocron*

Sildrin

26-10-2005 07:06:27

As dead as this thread is, we all suffer from memory loss. Wake UP!

*pours various substances for all from the alcoholocron*



*lies curled up on a couch, sleeping* (yes, I am back ;o) )

Macron Sadow

26-10-2005 21:57:12

*grabs Konar*

Wake up! The BEER truck is here!

Raidoner

27-10-2005 00:21:28

/me rushes to claim his beer

Malisane

30-10-2005 05:48:35

Looks around noticing the grimy and gloomy interior with an air of distaste.

"Well what do you expect Macron this place is a dump when was the last time it saw a paintbrush?"

Revenant

30-10-2005 06:48:01

Mali, it may be a dump, but that's what gives it character, lol...

Lanius Sin

24-12-2005 06:26:57

Sin enters the bar with an over sized sack and taskes a moment to catch his breath. "I just mugged some fat bearded bloke for this here sack, it seems to contain copious ammounts of... well... evrything." The others look at Sin with a confuzed expression.
"Well lemme see..." After some rummaging and clinking noises he magically prodces a tray of finest malt whisky and passes them out to evryone.
"slangeva!!!!" (gaelic for cheers).

Macron Sadow

24-12-2005 12:40:54

Hell yes! Loch sloy!

*grins*

Too bad about the fat guy in the red suit.

Rage

25-02-2006 00:55:59

Rage comes running in
"A HLK Bar and the last post is from December? No [Expletive Deleted F-word]ing way!
Rage starts a bar fight

Macron Sadow

25-02-2006 09:48:04

Macron grabs some ale and throws it- down his throat

Revenant

26-02-2006 13:17:09

Ugh. Sunday. Sunday's = hangovers. Which is why I'm in this here bar in the first place. Darth bless hair of the dog...

Talon Jade

16-06-2006 01:34:18

You guys can't let a good bar topic die. Come on thats downright un Dark Jediish.

Ylith Pandemonium

21-06-2006 11:42:36

*orders a beer*

no can do, lets hang out and have beer, women and ehh...Jedi stuffs...yeah...Jedi stuffs!

guess that would be nice for a change during the pressure of the GJW

Macron Sadow

21-06-2006 19:57:19

Woot! More bar people. Drink up!

Talon Jade

21-06-2006 23:56:59

Jedi stuff? You heathen.

Ylith Pandemonium

22-06-2006 08:17:08

Dark Jedi Stuffs then.

round on me! Bartender! Bring around the tapwater! :P

Ylith Pandemonium

01-07-2006 08:17:34

something died here..

soo...

*turns on the disco music and gives away the best beer for only $0.01 per bottle*

Oh yeah! Party on!

Sildrin

01-07-2006 17:56:34

*adds in the dancing women for the bar*

*also dances on the tables* :)

Ylith Pandemonium

01-07-2006 20:21:09

w00t!

*goes to dance with various women and his Quaestor*


fun stuffs

Macron Sadow

02-07-2006 00:04:25

sweet, I'll play the electro-some odd SW instrument or another

Malisane

02-07-2006 04:14:27

Tsk why arent the disco lights working. Grumbles gets his hydrospanner and starts whacking the console.

Ylith Pandemonium

02-07-2006 05:59:19

*gives a round of any drinks people want*

w00t for me!

Talon Jade

02-07-2006 08:26:00

Fondles Sildrin.

Ylith Pandemonium

02-07-2006 16:39:55

*buys two twi lek girls and takes them into a back room*

heehee...

Ylith Pandemonium

06-09-2006 08:05:15

*wakes up and coughs up some dust*

damn...slept too long....ah balls....drink anyone?

Ylith Pandemonium

28-09-2006 07:05:37

drinks on me :D

Macron Sadow

28-09-2006 13:04:36

* drinks *

Yayy!

Ylith Pandemonium

28-09-2006 16:36:30

finally some action over here! so whats up? :D

Lanius Sin

07-11-2006 07:44:57

oooh, booze. how i love you so.... *hic* err.. *falls off stool*

Sai

22-02-2007 17:52:47

**sidles up to the bar**

So, what's a guy gotta do ta get a whiskey and lapdance 'round here?

I'm sure 'Credits will do fine'...

Macron Sadow

25-02-2007 16:13:58

"Well, you could use the Force on those Twileks over there... hic! hic!" said Macron as he hiccuped.

Sai

25-02-2007 18:41:08

"I would, but the lekku screw with the reception", lamented Sai as he tossed back another shot and lit up a DeathStick.

m16a

05-06-2007 16:37:28

*Plops down five credits*

Get me a glass of soda please :lol:

I'm new here. Do you guys even serve soda?

Lanius Sin

19-06-2007 21:53:01

Sin strolled in and took a seat on one of the dark leather upholstered seats by the bar, he gestured to the closest serving-droid. "Correlian Whisky and a blank datapad please".

He toyed with a small crystal pendant for a moment and placed it down on the counter absent mindedly. His mind was elsewhere at the moment. He nodded to his Sith Master in silent recogition and returned to his thoughts.

Macron Sadow

21-06-2007 14:27:57

"Sin!" shouted Mac as he gave his erstwhile student a clap on the back. "Say... whatcha got there?"

Ashura

25-06-2007 03:13:58

Ashura walked in, and for a moment as he looked around the bar. He then walked up and order his drink. "A pint of Guinness Extra Cold, and a packet of Pork Scratchings, please." He said.

Lanius Sin

27-06-2007 12:13:19

"Ah, hello Master. This thing?" He picked up the pendant and handed it to the Alchemist. "Im not exactly sure what it is. Ive tried probing it with the force and scanning it in the lab and all results point to it being a synth-crystal. But i cant make out these runes around the outside, verry strange."

Macron Studied the object in the palm of his armoured hand as Sin took a sip of his whiskey.

Macron Sadow

27-06-2007 19:10:52

"I see. I think it is a fragment of an ancient Sith talisman, but not the whole thing..." Macron said while downing a Yavin-Four moonshine.

Kaelin Ring

30-06-2007 14:17:35

Kaelin walks in as if he owns the place and orders a Correlian Ale. He plops down next to Mac.

Long time no see guys. How's it hangin'?