Duga Taldrya Arkarso
11-02-2006 18:39:28
The third event will be a song or poem writing event for Valentines. Write about a fellow Dark Brotherhood or preferably Clan Taldryan member. Write how you want, long or short, just make sure it's funny and pwnz of course. Only one per person, no editing either.
Deadline is Saturday the 18th, post away.
Raistline
14-02-2006 13:55:19
My Crix brings me no love,
No candy for this soul
But Sundays he brings me cash
When I dance from the pole
I made sweet love to Crix,
He took me all the way
In heat of passion that night,
Had forgotten to pay
The quality was poor,
A pinata felt I
As he beat me for the crime,
For looking in his eyes
Calling to his mother,
And jerking on my hair
Then he pulled out a saddle
And rode me like a mare
So ladies for your men,
And transvestites try too
Just deal for the whole two minutes
Like me for Crixie poo
Tiberius
14-02-2006 20:37:11
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
When I think of you,
I turn into goo.
The sun in your face,
A smile across you lips.
The day has now dawned,
And you’re still my bitch.
Your comings and goings,
Are still so brief.
The itch in my pants,
Only you can give relief.
One after another,
I write these words down,
Hoping that you’ll,
Eventually come around.
Keeping to character,
I make my adieus.
Wish me good luck boys,
I need to use the Loo.
Raistline
16-02-2006 14:48:02
I've been wanting to do this for a while. I know this is a comp forum but I've never had a chance to say it under you crix-
TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!