Three Word Run-on - DJB Forum Archive

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 07:45:20

This time we're gonna do a three word run-on, since the one word run on was getting a bit out of hand

I'll start.

Once upon a

EDIT: Please don't use your signature in this topic

Nilani

29-01-2005 07:50:15

time there was

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 07:56:37

a little jedi

Nilani

29-01-2005 07:58:10

who was very

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 08:00:05

in love with

Nathaniel

29-01-2005 08:03:50

princess Leia from

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 08:06:52

Alderaan. She was

Nilani

29-01-2005 08:09:38

rude and manipulitive

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 08:16:04

and was trying

Nilani

29-01-2005 08:17:52

to marry the

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 08:21:28

prince of Kashyyyk

Nilani

29-01-2005 08:22:35

because he was

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 08:23:40

cute and hairy

Nilani

29-01-2005 08:24:29

. Everyone else thought

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 08:25:07

he was smelly

Nilani

29-01-2005 08:25:38

and wondered why

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 08:26:29

he never took

Nilani

29-01-2005 08:39:34

a bath or

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 08:40:40

a nice shower.

Nilani

29-01-2005 08:47:41

But unfortunately, the

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 08:48:34

princes didn't see

Nilani

29-01-2005 08:52:34

a huge meteor

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 08:55:29

which was about

Nilani

29-01-2005 08:59:10

to destroy EVERYTHING

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 09:01:12

, but the Deathstar

Link

29-01-2005 09:02:30

was about to

Nilani

29-01-2005 09:02:49

come and help

Link

29-01-2005 09:03:49

the people in

Nilani

29-01-2005 09:04:35

the meteor's pathway

Link

29-01-2005 09:04:53

that were having

Nilani

29-01-2005 09:05:25

a massive party

Link

29-01-2005 09:06:19

ran by Link

Nilani

29-01-2005 09:06:57

, who hadn't noticed

Link

29-01-2005 09:07:27

that Nilani was

Nilani

29-01-2005 09:07:55

controlling the meteor.

Link

29-01-2005 09:08:11

that killed Korras.

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 09:16:37

Link fortunately died

>:)

Link

29-01-2005 09:17:38

Everyone was upset

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 09:18:39

that Leia actually

Nilani

29-01-2005 09:36:54

survived the meteor

Link

29-01-2005 09:43:22

which missed her.

Nilani

29-01-2005 09:46:29

Everyone was really

Link

29-01-2005 09:50:00

upset that Link

Nilani

29-01-2005 09:50:52

was actually alive

Link

29-01-2005 09:53:56

, Link killed Nilani

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 10:09:52

Leia loves to

Link

29-01-2005 10:10:16

be really evil

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 10:10:36

, so Luke and

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 10:39:02

Han smacked her

Link

29-01-2005 11:02:06

in the face.

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 11:14:00

"Ow!" she cried,

Link

29-01-2005 11:18:01

clutching her face

Jac Cotelin

29-01-2005 12:02:17

while Han laughed.

Spears

29-01-2005 12:35:23

and then peed

Link

29-01-2005 13:10:56

on Luke's face.

Shadonyx

29-01-2005 14:01:51

Shadow loves the

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 14:35:06

penii and Belzy's

JaM3z

29-01-2005 14:39:51

really really ugly

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 14:45:09

mother. Quite often,

JaM3z

29-01-2005 14:53:30

he thought that

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 15:01:52

she was rather

JaM3z

29-01-2005 15:08:05

ugly, so he

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 15:11:07

decided he had

Uzbad

29-01-2005 15:11:56

to kill her

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 15:15:04

with a knife.

Uzbad

29-01-2005 15:16:42

He snuck up

JaM3z

29-01-2005 15:17:42

to her bed

---

New rule: disable signatues!

Link

29-01-2005 15:18:40

and got out

JaM3z

29-01-2005 15:19:21

an enormous knife

Uzbad

29-01-2005 15:19:57

and stabbed her

Link

29-01-2005 15:21:11

repeatedly in the

Uzbad

29-01-2005 15:24:20

face. She screamed

Link

29-01-2005 15:25:14

really loud. The

Uzbad

29-01-2005 15:28:37

bedsheet was stained

Link

29-01-2005 15:29:30

with blood. Some

Uzbad

29-01-2005 15:30:50

people came running

Link

29-01-2005 15:31:37

into the room,

Uzbad

29-01-2005 15:33:08

with blasters and

Link

29-01-2005 15:33:46

various other weapons.

Uzbad

29-01-2005 15:34:19

they saw the

JaM3z

29-01-2005 15:54:20

bloodsheds on the

DISABLE SIGNATURES!

Uzbad

29-01-2005 15:58:07

sheets and cried

(OOC, oops)

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 17:53:51

"Oh my God!"

Link

29-01-2005 18:05:00

Then they ran

Uzbad

29-01-2005 18:06:33

away. They told

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 18:06:55

nobody that they

Link

29-01-2005 18:11:20

saw the body,

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 18:13:52

but had to

Link

29-01-2005 18:14:53

get rid of

Uzbad

29-01-2005 18:16:05

the body because

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 19:05:16

it was very

JaM3z

29-01-2005 19:07:26

dead and also

Uzbad

29-01-2005 19:14:47

it looked gross.

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 19:15:59

Unfortunately, the body

JaM3z

29-01-2005 19:16:47

fell into a

Cybey, remove sig!

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 19:20:22

big pile of

Yes, sir!

JaM3z

29-01-2005 19:22:53

something I'd rather

CyberGuy

29-01-2005 19:25:20

not be falling

Link

29-01-2005 20:06:25

into. The Krath

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 22:02:52

High Priestess then

Telona

29-01-2005 22:15:07

told an apprentice

Dark Sabre

29-01-2005 22:17:25

that he needed

Tarax Kor

29-01-2005 23:27:31

to get an

Uzbad

30-01-2005 00:18:13

evil looking shovel

Selket

30-01-2005 01:17:12

Money ran quickly

Tarax Kor

30-01-2005 02:12:35

out the door

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 04:40:46

once Lannie noticed

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 08:02:21

she ran to

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 08:08:42

the bathroom of

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 08:09:37

her favorite giant

(disable your sig Cybey before JaM3z kills you

)

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 08:13:24

Jacles who always

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 08:14:37

gives her certain

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 08:19:03

urges to give

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 08:23:00

credits to me.

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 08:23:39

While Jacles takes

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 08:25:00

a dump, someone

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 08:29:38

was walking towards

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 08:32:55

Lannie's bedroom with

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 08:33:47

Jacles' cool and

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 08:41:38

unusual punishment device.

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 08:44:04

The device is

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 08:44:29

one of few

Link

30-01-2005 08:45:52

which can destroy

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 08:46:12

Jacles' p00p on

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 08:48:14

sight without any

Link

30-01-2005 08:52:17

fall-out, however

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 08:52:41

sometimes it could

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 08:54:49

even destroy a

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 09:27:50

single slice of

Kandos

30-01-2005 09:41:58

cheese cake, which

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 09:43:08

could mean disaster.

Kandos

30-01-2005 09:53:21

There really should

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 09:54:08

be rules against

Kandos

30-01-2005 09:58:16

using Apprentices for

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 10:00:20

promiscuous purposes. Once,

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 10:08:24

an apprentice

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 11:51:51

had to blow

Kandos

30-01-2005 12:02:03

up their master

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 12:18:29

with a tube.

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 12:57:19

of toothpaste, she

Kandos

30-01-2005 13:07:26

really didn't like

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 13:09:02

, so she decided

Kandos

30-01-2005 13:13:27

that CyberGuy should

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 13:44:23

give her some

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 13:48:29

good hot sex

Telona

30-01-2005 13:56:25

now. So she

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 14:25:36

was pretty happy

Kandos

30-01-2005 14:37:06

, she decided to

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 14:37:58

jump the whole

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 14:38:58

group without any

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 14:40:27

permission from Jacles

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 14:41:26

and his harem.

Kandos

30-01-2005 14:44:42

Maybe we should

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 14:45:37

stop with this

Kandos

30-01-2005 14:49:36

before somebody gets

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 14:51:41

hurt in the

Kandos

30-01-2005 14:52:18

private areas of

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 14:56:33

where nobody wants

Kandos

30-01-2005 14:59:22

to go. Three

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 15:02:27

areas are extremely

Kandos

30-01-2005 15:04:24

well protected but

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 15:05:08

even protected areas

Link

30-01-2005 15:06:02

will get hurt.

Kandos

30-01-2005 15:07:27

Why did the

Link

30-01-2005 15:09:02

monkey chase the

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 15:09:18

chicken across the

Kandos

30-01-2005 15:11:00

three lane motorway?

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 15:11:52

We will tell

Kandos

30-01-2005 15:14:51

only those who

Link

30-01-2005 15:17:18

can come up

Kandos

30-01-2005 15:18:21

with a new

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 15:20:17

pair of shiny

Kandos

30-01-2005 15:24:35

medals to give

Link

30-01-2005 15:24:53

to Link Vortex.

Kandos

30-01-2005 15:26:39

What do you

Link

30-01-2005 15:29:32

like to do

Kandos

30-01-2005 15:33:45

when you are

Link

30-01-2005 15:35:54

trying to watch

Kandos

30-01-2005 15:38:48

a pair of frogs

Uzbad

30-01-2005 15:40:26

have steamy sex

Link

30-01-2005 15:41:24

in the middle

Uzbad

30-01-2005 15:43:58

a swampy pigsty

Kandos

30-01-2005 16:57:15

. Sometimes people can

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 16:57:37

pee in the

Kandos

30-01-2005 16:58:53

drinking water, this

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 17:10:12

will take care

Telona

30-01-2005 17:10:42

of those annoying

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 17:12:30

annoying Anakin look-a-likes

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 18:20:49

that often annihilate

Uzbad

30-01-2005 18:32:31

silly looking animals.

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 18:33:02

On occasion, he

Uzbad

30-01-2005 18:40:38

liked to swim

CyberGuy

30-01-2005 18:52:17

into a pile

Uzbad

30-01-2005 18:53:51

of zabrak waste.

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 20:20:50

It was a

Telona

30-01-2005 21:59:14

bright and sunny

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 21:59:44

day that promised

Telona

30-01-2005 22:32:08

to bring death

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 22:32:32

to only pretty

Telona

30-01-2005 22:40:12

little fluffy bunnies

Dark Sabre

30-01-2005 22:42:04

that like Telona.

Nilani

31-01-2005 03:23:10

Elswhere, the DB

Link

31-01-2005 03:25:17

members would be

Nilani

31-01-2005 03:27:48

getting drunk and

Link

31-01-2005 03:28:31

Having a party!

Nilani

31-01-2005 03:33:05

In the DC

Link

31-01-2005 03:35:44

. Korras stole all

Telona

31-01-2005 03:39:56

the chocolate cookies

Kandos

31-01-2005 03:43:40

so Jac had

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 04:05:14

to brutaly murder

Link

31-01-2005 05:47:28

him and give

Nilani

31-01-2005 05:48:58

someone the position

Link

31-01-2005 05:51:13

of OHC, that

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 07:36:28

certainly isn't Obelisk

Link

31-01-2005 07:57:34

and not Sith

Nilani

31-01-2005 07:59:50

.Eventually the new

Link

31-01-2005 08:01:05

OHC got to

Selket

31-01-2005 08:04:59

play with his

Link

31-01-2005 08:15:38

little toy car,

Nilani

31-01-2005 08:17:52

whilst everyone else

Nathaniel

31-01-2005 08:44:23

played with themselves.

Kandos

31-01-2005 09:02:30

Once there was

Nilani

31-01-2005 10:16:07

an ugly DBer

Link

31-01-2005 10:19:48

who liked to

Nilani

31-01-2005 10:23:48

graffiti the DC's

Link

31-01-2005 10:25:37

office room because

Nilani

31-01-2005 10:33:16

he blamed them

Link

31-01-2005 10:34:35

for stealing the

Nilani

31-01-2005 10:35:49

deoderant and alcohol

Link

31-01-2005 10:39:38

which left them

Uzbad

31-01-2005 11:44:34

surly and smelly.

Link

31-01-2005 13:20:21

DBers like to

Telona

31-01-2005 13:37:18

kill time by

Kandos

31-01-2005 13:44:23

watching things go

Link

31-01-2005 14:00:08

round and round,

Xhedias

31-01-2005 14:10:02

while he likes

Link

31-01-2005 14:13:48

to do all

Kandos

31-01-2005 14:23:37

the silly things

Link

31-01-2005 14:43:51

that can be

Kandos

31-01-2005 15:25:41

done to people.

Link

31-01-2005 15:27:16

The penguin likes

Kandos

31-01-2005 15:34:21

Link, so it

Link

31-01-2005 15:36:15

became her pet.

Kandos

31-01-2005 15:37:00

Three blind mice

Link

31-01-2005 15:39:21

sat on a

Kandos

31-01-2005 15:40:32

boat in the

Link

31-01-2005 15:41:46

middle of the

Kandos

31-01-2005 15:46:57

DB swimming pool.

Link

31-01-2005 15:52:05

Kandos likes to

Kandos

31-01-2005 15:55:49

post on the

Link

31-01-2005 15:57:35

spam board because

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:02:39

there is nothing

Link

31-01-2005 16:04:16

else to do.

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:06:14

Why is it

Link

31-01-2005 16:10:10

so hard to

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:10:45

find a good

Link

31-01-2005 16:12:07

dark jedi to

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:13:53

change a light

Link

31-01-2005 16:14:39

jedi into a

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:15:39

dead light jedi?

Link

31-01-2005 16:16:43

We will never

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:17:52

have a better

Link

31-01-2005 16:18:43

way to become

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:21:05

very rich. Four

Link

31-01-2005 16:21:33

people I know

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:22:01

went to the

Link

31-01-2005 16:22:25

park to find

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:23:51

a huge tree

Link

31-01-2005 16:24:20

that was used

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:26:18

by people that

Link

31-01-2005 16:27:24

was very dumb.

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:30:07

How can you

Link

31-01-2005 16:31:33

shave a sheep

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:32:35

using a plastic

Uzbad

31-01-2005 16:35:28

spatula that has

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:36:37

holes in it.

Uzbad

31-01-2005 16:38:36

Why do people

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:39:06

go to the

Uzbad

31-01-2005 16:44:22

adult video store?

Kandos

31-01-2005 16:46:34

What happens if

Uzbad

31-01-2005 16:48:31

you kick a

Link

31-01-2005 16:55:49

ball at the

Uzbad

31-01-2005 16:56:48

soccer game? Who

Link

31-01-2005 16:57:44

will kill Link

Uzbad

31-01-2005 17:00:28

tomorrow? Will it

Link

31-01-2005 17:00:51

be Nilani or

Uzbad

31-01-2005 17:08:53

Lannie? Either one

Link

31-01-2005 17:12:01

Nilani will first

Uzbad

31-01-2005 17:13:18

jump up and

Link

31-01-2005 17:26:28

attack her friend

Kaek

31-01-2005 17:26:58

while feeling slightly

Uzbad

31-01-2005 17:28:34

drunk and silly.

(No sigs! Cybey will kill you...)

Link

31-01-2005 17:31:14

Link liked to

Uzbad

31-01-2005 17:31:35

eat fatty foods

Link

31-01-2005 17:32:44

but was not

Uzbad

31-01-2005 17:34:05

very obese, rather

Kaek

31-01-2005 17:41:12

she was without

Uzbad

31-01-2005 17:45:44

any excess fat.

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 18:07:37

Because of this

Uzbad

31-01-2005 18:12:48

everyone was feeling

Anonymous

31-01-2005 18:38:24

slightly scared and

Nathaniel

31-01-2005 18:45:45

queasy in their

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 18:47:04

stinky and filthy

Link

31-01-2005 19:24:01

minds. The cat

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 19:25:00

pukes all over

Link

31-01-2005 19:27:24

Cyberguy's face and

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 19:28:34

Link's face. Now

Link

31-01-2005 19:29:29

this board is

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 19:30:46

filled with useless

Link

31-01-2005 19:31:22

and very stupid

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 19:32:33

posts by Link

>:)

Link

31-01-2005 19:34:06

and by Cyberguy.

>:)

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 19:35:02

Lannie still is

Link

31-01-2005 19:37:21

very tired and

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 19:38:27

is trying hard

Link

31-01-2005 19:39:57

to get to

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 19:41:32

the petting zoo

Link

31-01-2005 19:42:09

but she can't

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 19:42:43

pet goats because

Link

31-01-2005 19:43:38

they like to

CyberGuy

31-01-2005 19:44:15

chew on Lannie's

Link

31-01-2005 19:45:29

scarf or it

Kaek

31-01-2005 20:09:52

might want to

Link

31-01-2005 20:11:25

eat her. The

Anonymous

31-01-2005 20:19:35

Dark Jedi Knight

Link

31-01-2005 20:23:31

wants to kill

Kaek

31-01-2005 20:25:56

Lenzar because he

Link

31-01-2005 20:28:55

he killed someone

Dark Sabre

31-01-2005 21:45:24

named Link girl.

Link

31-01-2005 21:46:15

Link has been

Dark Sabre

31-01-2005 21:48:51

dead now. Once,

Link

31-01-2005 21:50:18

twice, too many

Xhedias

31-01-2005 21:52:45

times, the boy

Link

31-01-2005 21:53:17

really likes to

Xhedias

31-01-2005 21:56:22

torment the cat

Link

31-01-2005 21:57:19

because he wants

Xhedias

31-01-2005 22:00:06

a hair ball

Dark Sabre

31-01-2005 22:18:28

to come out.

Xhedias

31-01-2005 22:25:04

Just because link

Dark Sabre

31-01-2005 22:25:51

like Lenzar, doesn't

Link

31-01-2005 22:28:11

do anything. Xhedias

Dark Sabre

31-01-2005 22:29:28

screws himself orgifically.

Xhedias

31-01-2005 22:30:15

Link smells good

Link

31-01-2005 22:30:19

like Xhedias smells

Xhedias

31-01-2005 22:34:43

like fresh daisys. (didnt quite understand that one)

Dark Sabre

31-01-2005 22:46:58

Now that he

Nilani

01-02-2005 03:12:10

has decided to

Link

01-02-2005 03:26:16

go and kill

Nilani

01-02-2005 03:27:01

everyone in Clan

CyberGuy

01-02-2005 04:06:31

Tarentum, he is

Link

01-02-2005 05:42:55

very mad and

Nilani

01-02-2005 05:43:42

desperate to murder

Link

01-02-2005 05:44:20

loads of people.

Nilani

01-02-2005 05:49:51

So he went

Link

01-02-2005 05:50:13

to the pub

Nilani

01-02-2005 05:51:22

,where Dark Jedi

Link

01-02-2005 05:51:40

like to drink

Shadow

01-02-2005 05:52:20

lost of booze

Nilani

01-02-2005 05:53:23

and start fights

Link

01-02-2005 05:53:44

with other people.

Nilani

01-02-2005 05:54:11

He strolled in

Link

01-02-2005 05:56:46

and punched Nilani

Nilani

01-02-2005 05:57:49

who accidently hit

Link

01-02-2005 05:58:22

Link with a

Nilani

01-02-2005 05:59:48

fake lightsabre. Everyone

Link

01-02-2005 06:00:36

likes to do

Nilani

01-02-2005 06:07:39

drinking competitions and

Xhedias

01-02-2005 06:58:05

poke Link repeatdly.

Nilani

01-02-2005 07:07:50

Elsewhere, some Apprentices

Xhedias

01-02-2005 07:42:20

like to bug

Link

01-02-2005 07:55:06

Xhedias by kicking

Kandos

01-02-2005 07:56:52

him in the

Link

01-02-2005 07:58:26

shin really hard.

Nilani

01-02-2005 07:59:10

So everyone decided

Link

01-02-2005 08:00:25

to have a

Nilani

01-02-2005 08:04:00

"Apprentice Hunting Day"

Link

01-02-2005 08:05:20

Link and Nilani

Kandos

01-02-2005 08:06:11

went to the

Nilani

01-02-2005 08:09:29

Dark Hall to

Kandos

01-02-2005 08:16:43

go talk to

Link

01-02-2005 08:17:04

go and talk

Kandos

01-02-2005 08:21:43

to the DC

CyberGuy

01-02-2005 09:11:38

. Unfortunately the DC

Nilani

01-02-2005 10:17:55

had just decided

Link

01-02-2005 10:19:21

that they can't

Nilani

01-02-2005 10:20:10

be bothered with

Link

01-02-2005 10:21:29

all this stuff

Nilani

01-02-2005 10:23:12

'cos it's pointless

Link

01-02-2005 10:24:40

and very stupid.

Nilani

01-02-2005 10:36:48

One day a

Link

01-02-2005 10:37:57

little ewok called

Kandos

01-02-2005 14:16:50

Bob went to

Sunflash

01-02-2005 15:28:09

the meat factory

Nathaniel

01-02-2005 16:20:43

and bought some

Link

01-02-2005 16:21:26

chicken with Ewok

Xhedias

01-02-2005 17:29:52

and collegreans with

Sunflash

01-02-2005 18:09:06

ewok meat, fresh

Tarax Kor

01-02-2005 18:26:37

fish head remains

Uzbad

01-02-2005 18:34:57

and lastly some

Xhedias

01-02-2005 18:36:58

deliscous aromatic chitlins.

Jac Cotelin

01-02-2005 18:48:25

Sunflash's Avatar's Hot.

Uzbad

01-02-2005 18:58:42

Yes it is.

CyberGuy

01-02-2005 18:59:51

Jac likes pie

Xhedias

01-02-2005 19:01:51

that smells like

CyberGuy

01-02-2005 19:05:31

bantha poo, but

Tarax Kor

01-02-2005 19:27:05

tastes like chicken.

Xhedias

01-02-2005 20:22:04

very rotten chicken.

Dark Sabre

01-02-2005 21:08:50

Ew, how gross.

Telona

01-02-2005 21:29:47

Someone should tell

Dark Sabre

01-02-2005 21:39:11

Telona that she

Uzbad

01-02-2005 23:07:50

looks icky and

Tarax Kor

01-02-2005 23:20:15

looks like a

(hehehe, I daren't finish that xD)

Shadow

02-02-2005 02:48:51

a big funny.....

Nilani

02-02-2005 03:19:50

cuddly teddy bear (not going to say anything nasty)

CyberGuy

02-02-2005 03:40:36

. Teddy bears have

Nilani

02-02-2005 05:58:37

lots of fur

Link

02-02-2005 05:59:15

and are very

Nilani

02-02-2005 06:02:04

smart and evil

Kandos

02-02-2005 08:14:56

and sometimes can

Tarax Kor

02-02-2005 08:27:08

think up of

Kandos

02-02-2005 08:35:29

really evil things.

Tarax Kor

02-02-2005 08:42:20

Things such as

Kandos

02-02-2005 08:43:48

doing experiments on

Tarax Kor

02-02-2005 08:50:18

Little Furry Animals.

CyberGuy

02-02-2005 09:20:18

But especially there

Dark Sabre

02-02-2005 09:33:47

is a demand

Link

02-02-2005 10:20:32

that someone called

Kandos

02-02-2005 10:22:16

Dark Sabre should

Link

02-02-2005 10:23:12

really stop taking

Kandos

02-02-2005 10:25:45

to brick walls.

Link

02-02-2005 10:27:11

Link wondered why

Sunflash

02-02-2005 11:24:01

people talk to

CyberGuy

02-02-2005 11:28:01

wooden sticks, because

Kaine Mandaala

02-02-2005 12:07:42

nobody else does.

Xhedias

02-02-2005 12:20:08

Kaine is very

CyberGuy

02-02-2005 12:26:00

sexy, but still

Xhedias

02-02-2005 12:28:50

smells like cheese.

CyberGuy

02-02-2005 12:33:00

We all know

Sunflash

02-02-2005 12:40:31

that Vader was

CyberGuy

02-02-2005 12:41:45

humping an extremely

Kaine Mandaala

02-02-2005 13:02:05

hot young queen.

Xhedias

02-02-2005 13:58:31

All people feel

Kandos

02-02-2005 16:11:44

sick when they

Dark Sabre

02-02-2005 16:13:24

eat something gross.

Kandos

02-02-2005 16:44:38

What do you

Dark Sabre

02-02-2005 16:58:34

do when someone

Tarax Kor

02-02-2005 17:03:37

shows you something

Dark Sabre

02-02-2005 17:48:57

that you eat?

Kaine Mandaala

02-02-2005 18:01:59

Beat them senseless

Tarax Kor

02-02-2005 18:30:38

using a blunt

Sunflash

02-02-2005 19:21:37

pan with black

Dark Sabre

02-02-2005 20:12:39

ink. Why do

Tarax Kor

02-02-2005 22:43:54

rabbits awlays taste

Link

03-02-2005 03:10:08

like ewok meat

Nilani

03-02-2005 03:14:05

and look like

Kandos

03-02-2005 04:57:51

they have just

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 05:28:25

been eaten before.

(Don't use signatures in this topic)

Link

03-02-2005 05:44:15

Cyberguy likes to

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 05:45:44

hump sexy ladies.

Link

03-02-2005 05:46:12

People often seem

Nilani

03-02-2005 05:48:49

worryingly insane and

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 05:49:49

sick in their

Link

03-02-2005 05:49:51

heads because of

Nilani

03-02-2005 05:54:33

way too much

Link

03-02-2005 05:55:24

alcohol and lots

Nilani

03-02-2005 05:59:07

and lots of

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 06:15:41

smoking pot. Nevertheless

Dark Sabre

03-02-2005 07:38:58

we often enjoy

Kandos

03-02-2005 07:50:07

walking around doing

Nilani

03-02-2005 08:56:31

no work and

Link

03-02-2005 10:21:58

not killing people

Nilani

03-02-2005 10:25:44

, which is shocking.

Link

03-02-2005 10:26:40

Dark jedi don't

Nilani

03-02-2005 10:27:29

stop killing people

Link

03-02-2005 10:28:40

because they think

Nilani

03-02-2005 10:37:45

everyone deserves death.

Kaine Mandaala

03-02-2005 10:43:21

So with this

Nilani

03-02-2005 10:44:19

belief in mind

Kaine Mandaala

03-02-2005 10:46:00

we now face

Nilani

03-02-2005 10:49:59

everyone yelling at

Kaine Mandaala

03-02-2005 11:15:33

JaM3z and Cybey

Tarax Kor

03-02-2005 14:06:32

who were found

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 15:19:04

to be sexy.

>:)

Kandos

03-02-2005 15:19:54

One day CyberGuy

Tarax Kor

03-02-2005 15:58:11

found a little

Dark Sabre

03-02-2005 16:09:04

something that he

Kandos

03-02-2005 16:13:16

could use to

Dark Sabre

03-02-2005 16:14:09

finish his evil

Kandos

03-02-2005 16:19:19

plan to take

Dark Sabre

03-02-2005 16:20:21

over Mav's underwear.

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 16:22:25

Mav's underwear is

Kandos

03-02-2005 16:26:57

going to take

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 16:28:22

a different shape

Kandos

03-02-2005 16:32:39

so it can

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 16:34:01

slowly destroy a

Kandos

03-02-2005 16:35:15

large area of

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 16:35:56

pizza. Ewoks like

Kandos

03-02-2005 16:37:05

to go to

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 16:38:40

Mav's underwear, because

Kandos

03-02-2005 16:39:05

it makes them

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 16:39:32

look very sexy

Kandos

03-02-2005 16:40:33

. Mav likes it

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 16:42:13

because tiny ewoks

Kandos

03-02-2005 16:52:21

make him feel

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 16:53:34

extremely good when

Kandos

03-02-2005 16:54:38

they all do

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 16:58:12

this little thing

Kandos

03-02-2005 17:00:22

that Mav likes.

Dark Sabre

03-02-2005 17:28:11

Sometimes Kandos likes

JaM3z

03-02-2005 17:40:58

to look at

Tarax Kor

03-02-2005 17:50:45

Jamez take off

JaM3z

03-02-2005 17:53:59

Tarax his shorts

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 17:55:37

, because JaM3z thinks

JaM3z

03-02-2005 17:58:03

Tarax has a

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 17:58:24

tiny weenie and

JaM3z

03-02-2005 17:59:39

wanted to make

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 18:00:03

fun of it,

JaM3z

03-02-2005 18:00:52

and jam3z is

CyberGuy

03-02-2005 18:01:14

totally right. Jac

JaM3z

03-02-2005 18:01:37

, on the contrary,

Tarax Kor

03-02-2005 18:04:09

has a big

JaM3z

03-02-2005 18:07:16

[OOC: Disturbing... :/ ]

weenie, and he

Kandos

03-02-2005 18:11:18

really should stop

Tarax Kor

03-02-2005 19:08:33

thinking about weenies.

Kandos

03-02-2005 19:19:29

Once there was

Telona

03-02-2005 19:20:12

a small child

Kandos

03-02-2005 19:21:01

that went to

Sunflash

03-02-2005 20:21:06

a planet full

Tarax Kor

03-02-2005 20:57:00

of little leathery

Telona

03-02-2005 22:26:03

hippo monkeys that

Uzbad

03-02-2005 22:35:11

smelled like funny

Shadonyx

03-02-2005 23:21:10

little rabbit feet.

Tarax Kor

04-02-2005 00:01:21

Not knowing that

Link

04-02-2005 03:28:06

there was a

Nilani

04-02-2005 05:48:19

lot of Dark

Kandos

04-02-2005 06:48:54

Jedi near by

Nilani

04-02-2005 07:55:12

who were really

Link

04-02-2005 08:01:03

angry and wanted

Nilani

04-02-2005 08:01:21

more alcohol as

Link

04-02-2005 08:04:21

they were very

Anonymous

04-02-2005 08:11:51

good at being

Nilani

04-02-2005 10:31:39

drunk but not

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 11:08:19

touching Jac's weenie.

Anonymous

04-02-2005 11:50:48

Sometimes, the members

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 11:51:20

like to see

Link

04-02-2005 12:12:00

people get killed,

Tarax Kor

04-02-2005 12:21:57

because they have

Kaine Mandaala

04-02-2005 12:22:31

no freaking clue

Link

04-02-2005 12:27:30

what to do

Kaine Mandaala

04-02-2005 12:34:55

with their lightsabers

Link

04-02-2005 12:35:34

when they were

Anonymous

04-02-2005 12:41:59

doing the other

Xhedias

04-02-2005 13:12:39

the other game

Tarax Kor

04-02-2005 13:50:20

known only as

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 14:06:22

touching Jac's weenie

(Yes, there we go again

>:))

Tarax Kor

04-02-2005 14:20:42

in a small

JaM3z

04-02-2005 14:42:20

gesture of his

Tarax Kor

04-02-2005 15:42:35

love of weenie.

Kandos

04-02-2005 17:51:34

Things are really

Link

04-02-2005 18:01:45

starting to get

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 18:02:15

annoying as soon

Link

04-02-2005 18:02:38

as people like

Kandos

04-02-2005 18:03:02

to do things

Link

04-02-2005 18:04:31

that seem to

Kandos

04-02-2005 18:06:33

funny, other people

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 18:06:43

are so boring

Kandos

04-02-2005 18:08:08

they always stop

Tarax Kor

04-02-2005 18:14:24

making any sense.

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 18:17:08

To get back

Kandos

04-02-2005 18:31:07

to the point,

CyberGuy

04-02-2005 19:27:58

the DJB members

Tarax Kor

04-02-2005 19:42:08

need more of

Anonymous

04-02-2005 20:43:28

what other clubs

Tarax Kor

04-02-2005 21:02:47

do not have,

Telona

04-02-2005 22:27:05

smart people in

Tarax Kor

04-02-2005 22:56:54

really high places.

Sunflash

05-02-2005 00:09:19

Sometimes I wonder

Tarax Kor

05-02-2005 00:44:23

what it all

Kaine Mandaala

05-02-2005 02:50:00

could mean for

Shadow

05-02-2005 04:19:15

Tib to die

Nilani

05-02-2005 04:44:18

in mysterious curcumstances

Anonymous

05-02-2005 09:22:32

if in fact

Nilani

05-02-2005 09:59:15

someone murdered him.

Shadow

05-02-2005 10:34:08

in messy circumstances :lukevader:

Nilani

05-02-2005 10:35:21

that left blood

Anonymous

05-02-2005 10:39:25

all over Nilani.

Kandos

05-02-2005 10:42:15

What do you

Shadow

05-02-2005 10:59:20

to kill sue

Anonymous

05-02-2005 11:02:37

and then do

Tarax Kor

05-02-2005 11:02:44

make any sense.

(hint hint)

Kandos

05-02-2005 11:04:26

Four large frogs

(no sigs!!)

Nilani

05-02-2005 11:53:32

jumped on Kandos (:P)

Tarax Kor

05-02-2005 12:31:07

and ate his

CyberGuy

05-02-2005 12:35:05

tiny weenie. Now

Tarax Kor

05-02-2005 13:00:40

Mav came in

Strategos

05-02-2005 13:58:44

and told everyone

Anonymous

05-02-2005 14:00:22

that they better

Kandos

05-02-2005 14:09:57

all go and

Link

05-02-2005 15:01:34

have a drink.

Tarax Kor

05-02-2005 15:19:26

at The Lounge.

Uzbad

05-02-2005 15:36:09

or else he

Anonymous

05-02-2005 16:31:44

would have been

Uzbad

05-02-2005 17:48:20

angry, because of

Tarax Kor

05-02-2005 18:07:36

always leaving signatures

Sunflash

05-02-2005 18:55:29

and the continuing

Telona

05-02-2005 22:54:16

of pointless topics.

Sunflash

05-02-2005 23:35:24

Sith are what

Tarax Kor

06-02-2005 02:10:14

women really dig.

Nilani

06-02-2005 05:32:47

At least that

CyberGuy

06-02-2005 06:46:55

is what Sith

Nilani

06-02-2005 07:30:08

seem to think.

Anonymous

06-02-2005 07:30:39

every time that

Nilani

06-02-2005 07:49:51

they get too

Anonymous

06-02-2005 08:23:26

the other way

Nilani

06-02-2005 08:33:24

and kind of

Anonymous

06-02-2005 08:34:38

funny looking thing

Nilani

06-02-2005 08:40:07

. The Krath decided

Kandos

06-02-2005 09:51:42

that all of

Anonymous

06-02-2005 10:20:26

the Sith order

CyberGuy

06-02-2005 10:54:13

should be made

Uzbad

06-02-2005 12:05:15

illegal, due to

Anonymous

06-02-2005 12:05:18

to dance in

Uzbad

06-02-2005 12:06:14

((WHAT?))
funny looking socks

Sunflash

06-02-2005 12:18:54

that require a

CyberGuy

06-02-2005 12:22:14

spoon and a

Sunflash

06-02-2005 12:34:40

small yellow fork.

CyberGuy

06-02-2005 12:37:30

Siths think this

Sunflash

06-02-2005 12:41:31

Message Board is

Tarax Kor

06-02-2005 14:07:42

in need of

Dark Sabre

06-02-2005 14:55:35

cooler people named

Raidoner

06-02-2005 15:18:18

Raidoner is Macho

Dark Sabre

06-02-2005 15:20:04

but sucks anyways.

(Raid.. that post made no sense at all

)

Link

06-02-2005 15:28:06

The Obelisk like

Uzbad

06-02-2005 16:07:03

wookie prostitutes. The

Link

06-02-2005 16:08:13

people from clan

Anonymous

06-02-2005 16:11:07

Naga Sadow pwn.

Uzbad

06-02-2005 16:12:13

But they also

Link

06-02-2005 16:12:14

are the best

Uzbad

06-02-2005 16:13:05

at getting guys.

Anonymous

06-02-2005 16:19:05

Uzbad reeks of

Uzbad

06-02-2005 16:19:52

nice smelling things.

Anonymous

06-02-2005 16:21:47

Whereas Nilani smells

Uzbad

06-02-2005 16:25:20

like an old

Link

06-02-2005 16:26:28

small bottle of

Uzbad

06-02-2005 16:30:32

goat sweat, mixed

Link

06-02-2005 16:31:26

with some nasty

Uzbad

06-02-2005 16:32:00

smelling berries from

Tarax Kor

07-02-2005 00:56:42

a jungle in

Link

07-02-2005 03:03:14

the land of

Tarax Kor

07-02-2005 03:04:34

Little Poodle Paradise.

Link

07-02-2005 03:13:15

She can't help

Nilani

07-02-2005 03:39:23

( :@ ) everyones stench's infecting

Link

07-02-2005 06:00:01

her when she

Nilani

07-02-2005 06:03:04

get's near them

Link

07-02-2005 06:03:35

apart from Link

Nilani

07-02-2005 06:04:26

who likes showers.

Link

07-02-2005 06:05:00

Nilani doesn't smell

Nilani

07-02-2005 06:05:58

, oh defiantly not

Tarax Kor

07-02-2005 08:07:53

, but she does

Nilani

07-02-2005 10:29:08

like chocolate pudding! >:)

CyberGuy

07-02-2005 12:18:45

Chocolate has a

Spears

07-02-2005 12:24:20

odd after affect

CyberGuy

07-02-2005 12:27:36

on most women,

Tarax Kor

07-02-2005 12:37:05

which makes them

Strategos

07-02-2005 15:18:27

very susceptible to

Link

07-02-2005 16:43:38

kill other people.

Uzbad

07-02-2005 18:56:46

Whe they do

Dark Sabre

07-02-2005 22:26:24

sexual things, they

Xhedias

07-02-2005 22:59:58

start to kill

Tarax Kor

07-02-2005 23:14:40

little furry animals.

Strategos

08-02-2005 02:10:36

Anyway, as for

Link

08-02-2005 03:13:36

men they like

Nilani

08-02-2005 07:21:33

, are just soooo

Link

08-02-2005 08:59:44

weird and very

Sunflash

08-02-2005 11:11:54

popular with a

Link

08-02-2005 11:17:51

piece of mud.

Sunflash

08-02-2005 11:19:28

Link is not

Link

08-02-2005 11:26:10

male. Sunflash likes

Sunflash

08-02-2005 11:27:39

(hehehe Link. How ironic!

)

women that are

(this could be dangerous)

Link

08-02-2005 11:43:16

(might stop people calling me a he

)

small and ugly.

Sunflash

08-02-2005 11:44:04

People that like

Link

08-02-2005 11:44:42

chocolate are very

Anonymous

08-02-2005 11:46:03

often found to

Link

08-02-2005 11:53:37

get really hyper

Strategos

08-02-2005 12:11:37

about numerous things.

Link

08-02-2005 12:16:05

Sometimes people from

Tarax Kor

08-02-2005 14:59:42

really smelly Clans

Sunflash

08-02-2005 15:37:42

need to take

Link

08-02-2005 16:26:49

a bath because

Sunflash

08-02-2005 17:42:02

chinese food is

Link

08-02-2005 18:53:10

bad because it

Sunflash

08-02-2005 19:36:27

effects many peoples

Anonymous

08-02-2005 19:42:13

ability to decipher

Sunflash

08-02-2005 19:44:15

ancient runes of

Anonymous

08-02-2005 19:47:43

that famous people

Sunflash

08-02-2005 19:50:45

(Lenzar, that doesn't ,ake any sense.

)

can not read

Xhedias

08-02-2005 21:39:14

like hebrew and

Nilani

09-02-2005 03:32:34

other difficult languages.

Link

09-02-2005 12:38:12

but they don't

Strategos

09-02-2005 13:53:04

actually know what's

Link

09-02-2005 14:09:13

up with the

Sunflash

09-02-2005 16:37:38

strange sounds comming

Link

09-02-2005 16:52:21

from Sunflash, he

Uzbad

09-02-2005 19:51:59

tried to cover

Nilani

10-02-2005 03:12:47

them up by

Rayne`Bloode

10-02-2005 09:21:20

blaming the dog

Nilani

10-02-2005 10:44:24

but we all

Link

10-02-2005 10:56:24

know it was

Nilani

10-02-2005 10:57:25

him. It is

Sunflash

10-02-2005 11:34:54

sorowful that the

Uzbad

10-02-2005 21:57:36

dog is being

Tarax Kor

10-02-2005 23:08:47

punished for something

Nilani

11-02-2005 03:11:08

it didn't do!

Link

11-02-2005 04:26:38

Cats are more

Nilani

11-02-2005 07:57:31

rude and annoying

Link

11-02-2005 07:58:46

then Nilani because

Nilani

11-02-2005 08:09:40

they just are. (what is with always saying my name in this damn run-on?! <_< )

Anonymous

11-02-2005 08:51:14

Nilani, because you

Link

11-02-2005 11:03:20

seem to be

Anonymous

11-02-2005 12:10:57

one of the

Uzbad

11-02-2005 13:36:54

coolest looking people

Strategos

11-02-2005 14:14:34

of the entire

Anonymous

11-02-2005 14:39:44

house of Aleema.

Link

11-02-2005 14:59:56

Nilani ain't in

Anonymous

11-02-2005 17:26:09

a clan that

Link

11-02-2005 19:13:59

is called clan

Anonymous

11-02-2005 19:54:50

Naga Sadow or

Uzbad

11-02-2005 21:17:39

Exar Kun. She

Strategos

12-02-2005 02:47:49

isn't someone who

Nilani

12-02-2005 06:23:43

suffers fools gladly. >:)

Link

12-02-2005 06:36:38

However she is

Anonymous

12-02-2005 06:55:51

often seen with

Link

12-02-2005 06:58:33

some people from

Nilani

12-02-2005 10:23:15

her past. Now,

Xhedias

12-02-2005 10:48:00

she acts like

Nilani

12-02-2005 10:51:09

a human being.

Xhedias

12-02-2005 10:53:34

The mouse ran

Nilani

12-02-2005 10:54:04

into a wall

Xhedias

12-02-2005 10:55:55

and broke its

Nilani

12-02-2005 11:12:32

manicured hooves, it

Xhedias

12-02-2005 11:14:00

spilled milk all

Link

12-02-2005 11:28:58

over it's fur

Strategos

12-02-2005 12:10:05

because it hadn't

Uzbad

12-02-2005 13:23:51

had any cheese

Link

12-02-2005 13:55:43

and they were

Uzbad

12-02-2005 14:02:21

feeling tipsy. Mice

Link

12-02-2005 14:03:23

are blind because

Uzbad

12-02-2005 14:04:32

that poem/song says

Link

12-02-2005 14:26:25

that they were.

Uzbad

12-02-2005 18:04:25

Pigs look like

Link

12-02-2005 20:59:11

fat pink things,

Anonymous

12-02-2005 21:24:06

and sometimes they

Link

12-02-2005 21:42:09

like to oink!

Xhedias

12-02-2005 22:53:32

Link is crazy.

Link

12-02-2005 23:02:15

Xhedias is stupid.

Strategos

13-02-2005 04:35:36

You're all idiots.

Nilani

13-02-2005 05:59:54

Isn't it wonderful?

Link

13-02-2005 07:36:41

Yes, very wonderful!

Kandos

13-02-2005 07:39:47

Why is it

Nilani

13-02-2005 09:16:57

people do this?

Anonymous

13-02-2005 10:10:23

Because we have

Nilani

13-02-2005 10:31:56

lotsa free time

Xhedias

13-02-2005 11:01:03

to do whatever.

Uzbad

13-02-2005 13:33:19

We can also

Xhedias

13-02-2005 14:53:46

smoke like chi.

Link

13-02-2005 15:08:15

Which seems to

Uzbad

13-02-2005 21:35:15

make him mad.

((and ban me from #clanexarkun

))

Strategos

14-02-2005 04:01:16

Squirrels can be

Kandos

14-02-2005 06:17:31

evil if they

Nilani

14-02-2005 08:12:57

get mutated by

Uzbad

14-02-2005 11:16:59

Nilani. Nilani is

Sunflash

14-02-2005 12:28:35

sometimes used for

Kandos

14-02-2005 13:11:10

hitting people with,

Anonymous

14-02-2005 15:45:45

but she can

Uzbad

14-02-2005 16:56:39

also hit people.

Strategos

15-02-2005 13:54:47

Where it concerns

Uzbad

15-02-2005 15:34:56

some fat guy

Link

15-02-2005 23:19:47

which is just

(does everyone love being mean to Nilani here) :fear:

Xhedias

16-02-2005 07:41:22

fat as hell.

Sunflash

16-02-2005 10:54:17

Why do chimichangas

Strategos

16-02-2005 14:08:19

like very big

Kandos

16-02-2005 15:21:16

fish? What the

Uzbad

16-02-2005 18:43:18

hell is a

Dark Sabre

16-02-2005 23:25:06

thing that eats

Nilani

17-02-2005 07:35:10

lots and lots

(leave me alone!)

Frosty

17-02-2005 13:25:17

or else what?

Uzbad

17-02-2005 14:23:17

Link is very

tora

17-02-2005 17:16:10

good at spamming

Uzbad

17-02-2005 20:03:31

unlike Tora, who

Anonymous

17-02-2005 21:13:40

sucks at pretty

Link

18-02-2005 07:15:09

much everything, however

Anonymous

18-02-2005 07:16:16

even he doesn't

Link

18-02-2005 07:17:12

know how to

Anonymous

18-02-2005 07:19:13

leave his computer.

Link

18-02-2005 07:21:42

Unlike some people,

Anonymous

18-02-2005 07:55:41

Korras can be

Link

18-02-2005 08:00:24

silly and very

Anonymous

18-02-2005 08:38:56

at the same

Macron Sadow

18-02-2005 09:30:37

enjoys killing jedi

CyberGuy

18-02-2005 12:07:34

Link is a

Sunflash

18-02-2005 12:28:00

female who loves

Dark Sabre

18-02-2005 13:49:36

to kill Lenzar.

Link

18-02-2005 13:53:24

Cybey is going

(why does everyone mention me <_< )

Dark Sabre

18-02-2005 14:01:39

to punch Link.

(cuz it's fun.)

Link

18-02-2005 14:02:33

Ewoks like to

(no fair <_< )

Dark Sabre

18-02-2005 14:03:25

eat Link alive.

(lol)

Link

18-02-2005 14:22:46

Darksabre shall not

(I will get my revenge sometime)

Dark Sabre

18-02-2005 14:30:44

sleep with men.

(uh huh, sure)

Uzbad

18-02-2005 15:19:22

Tora is a

Link

18-02-2005 17:14:07

weird person who

tora

18-02-2005 17:18:35

stinks at spamming

Link

18-02-2005 17:30:20

but sometimes he

Strategos

18-02-2005 19:30:40

doesn't know what

Link

18-02-2005 22:13:50

he is doing

Strategos

19-02-2005 03:27:54

. And now for

Strategos

19-02-2005 03:28:17

something completely different.

(Sorry, I just had to do it.

)

Nilani

19-02-2005 05:40:24

Strategos just posted

Link

19-02-2005 09:07:39

and he wants

Anonymous

19-02-2005 11:14:31

to shut up.

(:P)

tora

19-02-2005 13:39:52

before he dies

Uzbad

19-02-2005 14:36:24

he wants to

Kandos

20-02-2005 13:21:14

get loads of

Link

20-02-2005 14:04:39

posts and he

Kandos

20-02-2005 14:29:23

is really going

Link

20-02-2005 17:19:11

to be annoyed

Anonymous

20-02-2005 19:30:28

when Link decides

Nilani

21-02-2005 03:21:39

to somehow stop

Link

21-02-2005 10:50:50

all the spamming.

Strategos

21-02-2005 10:56:07

That's not true.

Link

21-02-2005 11:21:10

I know that.

Kandos

21-02-2005 11:50:22

What is with

Link

21-02-2005 13:06:10

all of you

Anonymous

21-02-2005 15:14:14

doing this strange,

Link

21-02-2005 22:36:05

posting and always

Strategos

22-02-2005 02:03:27

trying not to

Kandos

22-02-2005 18:43:50

fall over. Three

Strategos

23-02-2005 06:38:30

is more than

Kandos

23-02-2005 09:29:59

two but less

Anonymous

23-02-2005 17:20:22

than six-billion,

Gaius

26-02-2005 09:08:39

I like that.

Macron Sadow

26-02-2005 10:18:51

But what was

Gaius

26-02-2005 10:35:10

obviously extremely fictitious

Nilani

26-02-2005 11:31:59

and very slanderous

Anonymous

26-02-2005 11:52:10

was the downfall

Nilani

27-02-2005 06:01:48

of the old

Macron Sadow

27-02-2005 10:39:07

insects and beetles

Anonymous

27-02-2005 11:34:21

that had come

Jodie-Wan Kenobi

27-02-2005 14:39:13

To kill the

Selket

28-02-2005 21:36:43

orange and mango

Sunflash

01-03-2005 12:37:23

fruits of the

Jodie-Wan Kenobi

01-03-2005 14:00:16

Forest.They, of

Anonymous

01-03-2005 18:38:41

bad moral fibres

Dark Sabre

01-03-2005 22:16:03

and other such

Nilani

02-03-2005 03:30:02

uninteresting and most

Macron Sadow

02-03-2005 11:32:47

lackadaisical whims, usually

Gaius

03-03-2005 02:17:48

made grown men

Jodie-Wan Kenobi

03-03-2005 07:52:35

Cry.In their

Gaius

04-03-2005 00:33:57

mightiest efforts none

Uzbad

05-03-2005 14:03:36

could bear to

Dark Sabre

05-03-2005 14:40:42

eat one of

Gaius

05-03-2005 17:25:42

heavens lovely friuts.

Kaek

05-03-2005 19:41:49

Therefore, the only

Gaius

06-03-2005 06:24:33

ignoramus left was

Anonymous

06-03-2005 08:01:58

an Obelisk known

Gaius

07-03-2005 04:07:58

as "The One".

Sunflash

07-03-2005 11:07:57

The One was

Macron Sadow

07-03-2005 11:16:31

from lovely Dxun,

Gaius

08-03-2005 03:12:37

where he liked

Dark Sabre

08-03-2005 21:35:30

to bask in

Macron Sadow

08-03-2005 22:49:53

ancient Sith chemicals

Selket

09-03-2005 02:00:44

that grew hairy

Link

09-03-2005 03:08:27

and gave him

Sunflash

09-03-2005 11:16:25

unnatural drunkedness and

Dark Sabre

09-03-2005 20:08:21

special endowment. Once,

Gaius

10-03-2005 01:07:31

he began to

Macron Sadow

10-03-2005 09:47:52

sprout extra appendages

Gaius

10-03-2005 17:45:58

from places unknown.

Lorien Sinclair

11-03-2005 13:32:47

Then he turned

Gaius

11-03-2005 18:19:26

to the only

Macron Sadow

11-03-2005 22:39:02

remaining sober droid

Kandos

12-03-2005 18:34:53

and passed out.

Gaius

12-03-2005 18:50:52

in the vacinity.

Kandos

13-03-2005 07:07:49

of a bucket

Dark Sabre

13-03-2005 10:18:59

. Please find a

Kandos

13-03-2005 13:30:38

light so that

Macron Sadow

13-03-2005 14:24:05

his wookies won't

Gaius

13-03-2005 21:35:05

get too mad

Dark Sabre

13-03-2005 22:47:07

about the only

Kandos

14-03-2005 04:12:47

chocolate left in

Gaius

15-03-2005 00:10:19

his grandmother's basket.

Macron Sadow

15-03-2005 01:34:45

And next time,

Gaius

15-03-2005 03:28:49

he came unto

Strategos

15-03-2005 04:29:29

a group of

Gaius

15-03-2005 05:58:43

ancient hellenic warriors

Macron Sadow

15-03-2005 10:52:45

with Twilek masseurs

Lech

15-03-2005 11:46:57

who considered why

Gaius

18-03-2005 00:36:03

they were there.

Lech

18-03-2005 01:40:33

Afterwards, they went

Macron Sadow

18-03-2005 09:27:29

by the pub

Kandos

19-03-2005 11:32:57

so that they

Lech

19-03-2005 13:15:44

could get a

Macron Sadow

19-03-2005 15:19:47

nice frosty beverage

Kandos

19-03-2005 18:40:12

and a large

Dark Sabre

20-03-2005 14:34:42

cheesburger with greasy

Rayne`Bloode

20-03-2005 14:41:56

fries and steak.

Dark Sabre

20-03-2005 14:44:09

Yum, steak. Yea,

Uzbad

20-03-2005 15:37:44

Dark Sabre likes

Macron Sadow

20-03-2005 17:38:57

a lot of

Konar

21-03-2005 04:24:15

old smelly shoes

Nilani

22-03-2005 03:37:28

and no one

Konar

22-03-2005 06:47:18

else likes him.

Macron Sadow

22-03-2005 09:39:08

Later on, there

Uzbad

24-03-2005 20:01:23

was this huge

Konar

26-03-2005 06:33:03

big, fat and

Link

26-03-2005 06:34:03

ugly rat called

Konar

26-03-2005 07:09:15

Lenzar who couldn't

(I knew you wanted someone to fill in the gaps there

)

Macron Sadow

26-03-2005 09:05:57

find his beer

Konar

26-03-2005 17:34:28

because it stood

Macron Sadow

28-03-2005 11:15:51

in a cloaked

Uzbad

28-03-2005 12:30:58

broom closet. Lenzer

Konar

29-03-2005 01:54:53

likes really ugly

Uzbad

31-03-2005 22:47:30

wookie prostitutes, and

Macron Sadow

31-03-2005 22:56:43

enjoys their attention

Konar

01-04-2005 01:03:05

from time to

Uzbad

01-04-2005 14:35:12

time. Uzbad rox.

Konar

02-04-2005 01:15:04

Actually. Uzbad doesn't.

Armagedon

02-04-2005 16:38:54

Uzbad really does

Uzbad

02-04-2005 16:53:43

rock. Everyone loves

Armagedon

02-04-2005 17:44:14

purepl monkeys that

Konar

03-04-2005 11:13:23

eat piles of

Macron Sadow

03-04-2005 11:19:38

steaming bantha dung

Konar

04-04-2005 02:44:43

which effectively means,

Macron Sadow

05-04-2005 10:22:03

they have bad

Uzbad

05-04-2005 13:54:43

breath. Who eats

Xhedias

05-04-2005 14:14:18

KFC and watermelon?

Lech

05-04-2005 15:40:29

I do, when

Macron Sadow

06-04-2005 01:06:35

smashed on Corellian

Konar

06-04-2005 07:48:19

ale and popping

Anonymous

07-04-2005 16:10:54

pills like there

Konar

08-04-2005 00:27:08

is no tomorrow.

Macron Sadow

08-04-2005 00:29:11

Licking a toad

Armagedon

08-04-2005 07:20:36

sends you off

Uzbad

08-04-2005 20:38:53

on an incredible

Armagedon

08-04-2005 22:26:02

trip with monkeys

Uzbad

09-04-2005 15:30:01

who are on

Dark Sabre

10-04-2005 10:13:08

pot and other

Macron Sadow

10-04-2005 11:12:52

dish washer fluids

Requite deSaiah

10-04-2005 22:33:03

Like Tiberius in

Armagedon

11-04-2005 05:00:24

his backyard with

Macron Sadow

11-04-2005 09:46:12

twelve green banthas

Requite deSaiah

11-04-2005 20:22:58

in shock after

Dark Sabre

12-04-2005 17:08:33

they killed Requite.

Rune Kiirnodel

12-04-2005 17:55:55

Then they killed

Dark Sabre

12-04-2005 19:43:41

that same person.

Requite deSaiah

12-04-2005 20:26:50

out of spite

Konar

13-04-2005 05:49:04

Armagedon cried, "monkey!"

virulence

13-04-2005 19:09:23

after losing the

Uzbad

13-04-2005 19:37:13

family fortune. His

Rune Kiirnodel

13-04-2005 19:37:16

silver spoon that

Rune Kiirnodel

13-04-2005 19:38:13

silver spoon that

Macron Sadow

13-04-2005 20:44:20

was quite tarnished

Requite deSaiah

13-04-2005 20:44:38

cost him dearly,

virulence

13-04-2005 22:22:41

so he wept

Requite deSaiah

14-04-2005 01:29:01

tears of blood

virulence

14-04-2005 02:24:25

into his hand

Rune Kiirnodel

14-04-2005 17:37:06

that were covered

Requite deSaiah

14-04-2005 18:08:00

with corroded dreams

virulence

15-04-2005 03:27:12

of dying flesh.

Macron Sadow

15-04-2005 20:01:43

Later, a giant

Konar

16-04-2005 01:43:28

by the name

virulence

16-04-2005 03:12:31

that time forgot

Konar

16-04-2005 12:41:56

, stepped into a

Dark Sabre

16-04-2005 16:41:44

single puddle of

Armagedon

16-04-2005 20:41:44

womp rat pee

Requite deSaiah

16-04-2005 22:16:08

that caused him

Konar

16-04-2005 23:32:44

to die early.

Macron Sadow

17-04-2005 10:01:53

An ignonimous death

Konar

17-04-2005 10:30:56

occured as a

Dark Sabre

17-04-2005 12:18:13

single person decided

Requite deSaiah

17-04-2005 13:39:09

that hutt cakes

Uzbad

17-04-2005 15:23:19

taste like [Expletive Deleted].

Konar

17-04-2005 20:27:13

'Uzbad' sounds like

virulence

17-04-2005 21:18:03

something from another

Macron Sadow

18-04-2005 00:26:19

galactic plane entirely

Lech

18-04-2005 09:04:10

Virulence's picture is

Konar

18-04-2005 09:13:04

grotesque like Lech's

Requite deSaiah

18-04-2005 21:06:05

last dinner party,

Kraznor

18-04-2005 22:54:55

we ate many

virulence

19-04-2005 02:40:57

objects extracted from

Konar

19-04-2005 07:42:32

the faeces of

Macron Sadow

19-04-2005 16:11:55

the evil Sarlacc.

Konar

21-04-2005 05:28:30

Drunk people often

Kraznor

21-04-2005 07:37:36

Drunk people often

are loud and

Lech

21-04-2005 08:36:51

obnoxious when they

Macron Sadow

21-04-2005 11:03:22

barf all over

virulence

21-04-2005 13:11:45

Macron's brand new

Macron Sadow

21-04-2005 13:42:34

fluffy white bunnies

Dark Sabre

21-04-2005 21:46:18

and death itself.

Konar

21-04-2005 23:30:24

Sarlacc's turn green

virulence

22-04-2005 02:51:35

and sing showtunes

Kraznor

22-04-2005 03:02:50

about many different

Konar

22-04-2005 07:11:11

misconceived things that

S�rion

22-04-2005 07:43:27

make no sense

Dark Sabre

22-04-2005 09:08:51

to anybody but

Macron Sadow

22-04-2005 09:25:36

a sweaty bantha

Dark Sabre

22-04-2005 09:26:31

that can only

Kraznor

22-04-2005 09:34:25

be that of

virulence

22-04-2005 14:05:35

the Elder Gods.

Uzbad

22-04-2005 17:53:27

It's funny that

Macron Sadow

22-04-2005 20:30:45

Cthulhu would like

virulence

23-04-2005 02:19:19

to continue dreaming

Armagedon

23-04-2005 17:19:08

the dirty dreams

Gaius

25-04-2005 03:48:07

about fat ogres

Requite deSaiah

26-04-2005 22:46:43

and assorted fungi,

virulence

27-04-2005 03:09:47

as the night

Rayne`Bloode

27-04-2005 08:45:51

grew quite old.

Macron Sadow

27-04-2005 10:04:41

Later, Azathoth got

Rayne`Bloode

27-04-2005 10:06:26

a fried turkey

Lech

27-04-2005 10:09:49

stuffed with baby

Rayne`Bloode

27-04-2005 10:13:06

carrots and onions

Requite deSaiah

27-04-2005 20:38:24

with gizka gizzards,

Macron Sadow

28-04-2005 07:59:20

and other organs

Rayne`Bloode

28-04-2005 10:12:10

the old man

Requite deSaiah

28-04-2005 14:13:51

sat in pudu

Xhedias

28-04-2005 14:19:12

and petted Matilda.

Requite deSaiah

28-04-2005 14:20:22

who struck at

Link

28-04-2005 16:42:52

a person called

Requite deSaiah

28-04-2005 19:46:58

Link because she

virulence

29-04-2005 02:24:43

had happy little

Link

29-04-2005 06:19:40

monkeys that killed

Uzbad

29-04-2005 20:35:26

people who were

Requite deSaiah

29-04-2005 22:04:00

impetant and lewd

Uzbad

30-04-2005 18:54:40

. Booze tastes good,

Macron Sadow

30-04-2005 20:17:09

when Macron pukes

Xhedias

30-04-2005 21:19:51

he sounds like

virulence

01-05-2005 00:01:31

a dying tauntaun.

Requite deSaiah

01-05-2005 00:15:38

who is constipated

Macron Sadow

02-05-2005 11:35:55

and exploding vigorously

Requite deSaiah

02-05-2005 21:29:31

while chomping on

virulence

02-05-2005 23:04:45

rotting bits of

Requite deSaiah

03-05-2005 00:14:53

virulence's moldered oshiri

Link

03-05-2005 04:09:21

. Many people think

Konar

03-05-2005 07:49:52

that Link tends

Macron Sadow

03-05-2005 08:57:44

to enjoy trout

Link

03-05-2005 10:23:29

slapping people and

virulence

03-05-2005 13:20:23

delivering the occaisional

Requite deSaiah

03-05-2005 20:11:20

volly of crude

Macron Sadow

03-05-2005 20:36:32

fishy slime smacks

Uzbad

03-05-2005 21:40:13

with her orange.

virulence

04-05-2005 02:21:22

Some say she

Konar

04-05-2005 05:12:49

has a gift.

Uzbad

04-05-2005 20:36:31

A slightly horrid

Requite deSaiah

04-05-2005 21:28:34

fetish for pink

Issard

05-05-2005 11:38:37

and cheese doodles.

Requite deSaiah

05-05-2005 20:30:46

Issard has always

virulence

06-05-2005 00:26:31

had trouble with

Requite deSaiah

07-05-2005 13:31:57

devising a wardrobe

Uzbad

08-05-2005 22:07:52

becasue he screws

Requite deSaiah

10-05-2005 02:12:52

nuts and bolts

Jaymz

10-05-2005 11:37:08

with a banana

Uzbad

10-05-2005 13:13:26

without much progress.

Jaymz

10-05-2005 13:55:51

He then tried

Uzbad

11-05-2005 18:49:58

to pleasure himself

Jaymz

12-05-2005 10:13:17

with a big

Doku

12-05-2005 10:20:08

stick of butter

Jaymz

12-05-2005 13:08:52

that seemed to

Uzbad

12-05-2005 18:36:24

melt in his

Doku

12-05-2005 20:18:05

frozen little hands

Jaymz

12-05-2005 20:51:25

So he tried

Uzbad

12-05-2005 22:14:23

to kick his

Requite deSaiah

13-05-2005 00:15:25

sister Jaymz in

Jaymz

13-05-2005 19:59:57

The balls with

(lol)

Requite deSaiah

14-05-2005 00:56:05

*Laughs*

a spiked heel

Uzbad

16-05-2005 12:24:43

named [Expletive Deleted F-word], and

Jaymz

16-05-2005 12:51:17

then saw a

Uzbad

16-05-2005 19:05:52

huge [Expletive Deleted]ty owl,

Jaymz

16-05-2005 20:39:50

which then started

Jaymz

20-05-2005 10:30:35

attack him with

Uzbad

20-05-2005 19:05:03

(No double posts and if you do, dont forgot to leave out words. IE. to)

Its talons and

Requite deSaiah

21-05-2005 23:27:08

various toilet brushes

Uzbad

22-05-2005 15:53:16

covered in icky

Jaymz

23-05-2005 10:15:11

which made him

Uzbad

23-05-2005 18:14:47

real sticky and

Jaymz

24-05-2005 10:13:04

(Requite do you know the meaning of THREE WORD run-on like you only type 3 words, I see twice that many)

He then thought

Konar

28-05-2005 03:03:21

that he would

Jaymz

28-05-2005 18:57:13

begin to fry

Uzbad

01-06-2005 22:39:29

Jaymz who coudn't (count, because he's not so good at math) <--those dont count

silverRaven

15-06-2005 15:51:24

hurt a fly

Telona

15-06-2005 20:26:37

and eat him

Tyrus

24-06-2005 19:44:35

until all those

Uzbad

25-06-2005 23:57:48

annoying dancing hippos

Konar

26-06-2005 07:23:53

got the better

Tyrus

26-06-2005 11:05:29

of his mother's

Konar

26-06-2005 19:44:10

old black shoe.

Tyrus

26-06-2005 19:47:12

Which in fact

silverRaven

26-06-2005 22:12:40

was a mutated

Armagedon

27-06-2005 06:57:58

talking pink frog.

Tyrus

28-06-2005 17:48:58

that dances like

Ark Dowell

29-06-2005 04:47:46

an ewok who

Tyrus

29-06-2005 20:47:05

does not know

Korchek

29-06-2005 22:03:03

he is realy

Ark Dowell

29-06-2005 23:07:04

a dimwit that

Korchek

29-06-2005 23:09:28

plays with his

Ark Dowell

30-06-2005 01:49:57

best friend's gigantic

Anonymous

30-06-2005 08:11:17

toy lightsaber. When

Konar

30-06-2005 23:17:11

Ark is driving

Ark Dowell

01-07-2005 04:41:54

trucks off cliffs

Revenant

01-07-2005 12:24:38

. which isn't too

Ark Dowell

01-07-2005 19:16:51

enjoyable for wookies

kraval

01-07-2005 20:23:19

that are holding

Ark Dowell

01-07-2005 20:45:22

Jac for ransom

Aabsdu

02-07-2005 14:59:14

Sometimes they will

silverRaven

02-07-2005 15:05:01

die before they

Tyrus

02-07-2005 15:14:24

beg for mercy

silverRaven

02-07-2005 15:19:49

because they are

Aabsdu

02-07-2005 16:17:13

too stupid to

silverRaven

02-07-2005 16:38:40

live. That makes

Tyrus

02-07-2005 17:37:36

them friggin idiots.

Armagedon

02-07-2005 19:03:24

But when they

Aabsdu

02-07-2005 19:52:26

suddenly get smart

Tyrus

02-07-2005 19:57:08

they go to

Aabsdu

02-07-2005 20:49:27

the zoo and

silverRaven

02-07-2005 22:02:12

and loose their

Ark Dowell

03-07-2005 00:33:04

wallets in big

Armagedon

03-07-2005 05:19:17

wookie pockets that

silverRaven

03-07-2005 09:20:09

catch on fire

Ark Dowell

03-07-2005 10:08:43

when people spit

silverRaven

03-07-2005 11:00:06

on Rodian's heads

Tyrus

03-07-2005 12:43:53

stuff comes out

Wrath

03-07-2005 13:04:19

which lands everywhere

Aabsdu

03-07-2005 13:07:08

except on Bith's

silverRaven

03-07-2005 13:08:37

shiny bald heads.

Aabsdu

03-07-2005 13:38:56

They really hate

Armagedon

03-07-2005 15:37:49

it when you

Aabsdu

03-07-2005 16:37:40

try to eat

silverRaven

03-07-2005 19:16:05

tamago sushi too

Aabsdu

03-07-2005 19:22:28

much. They also

silverRaven

03-07-2005 19:25:08

will go and

Ark Dowell

03-07-2005 19:38:52

berserk and will

Aabsdu

03-07-2005 19:39:07

try to kill

Ark Dowell

03-07-2005 20:10:25

Jedis that once

Aabsdu

03-07-2005 20:14:10

killed dark jedi.

silverRaven

03-07-2005 21:02:12

and now kill

Kohn Fang

04-07-2005 03:08:26

themselves, yet can't

Ark Dowell

04-07-2005 05:14:12

earn credits for

Raidoner

04-07-2005 07:35:02

selling force crystals

Ark Dowell

04-07-2005 07:40:14

that glow when

Aabsdu

04-07-2005 12:13:51

you shake them

Anonymous

04-07-2005 14:05:14

and you put

Aabsdu

04-07-2005 14:14:15

them in lava

Dark Sabre

04-07-2005 14:22:17

so they explode.

Aabsdu

04-07-2005 15:21:40

It really hurts

Tyrus

04-07-2005 15:29:29

when you stick

Aabsdu

04-07-2005 16:13:05

fingers in cold

Armagedon

04-07-2005 16:45:09

dark wet places

Uzbad

04-07-2005 17:26:54

that smell really

Tyrus

04-07-2005 17:57:51

good in the

Aabsdu

04-07-2005 21:16:28

great Jabba's best

Tyrus

04-07-2005 23:04:34

sunday attire, now

Anonymous

05-07-2005 10:20:20

it was time

Aabsdu

05-07-2005 12:14:01

to kill Mace

Armagedon

05-07-2005 16:27:49

with a blue

Aabsdu

05-07-2005 17:07:23

fork that catches

Ark Dowell

05-07-2005 19:42:17

flies when they

Aabsdu

05-07-2005 20:21:07

swing around hutts

Ark Dowell

06-07-2005 00:15:55

who conquered the

Aabsdu

06-07-2005 11:59:11

universe after remembering

Armagedon

06-07-2005 16:48:41

that they forgot

Tyrus

06-07-2005 19:45:38

the outer rim

Ark Dowell

06-07-2005 21:45:06

had not paid

Aabsdu

06-07-2005 22:31:31

him their monthly

Tyrus

07-07-2005 00:34:32

dues which include

Ark Dowell

07-07-2005 02:53:51

locating and capturing

Macron Sadow

07-07-2005 08:04:23

hot twilek chicks

Panzerus

07-07-2005 09:05:05

and bantha fodder

Syrus Korodin

07-07-2005 09:41:48

throughout the galaxy

Aabsdu

07-07-2005 17:52:00

all before 3:00

Ark Dowell

07-07-2005 19:36:12

of every night

Tyrus

07-07-2005 20:43:11

waiting for jac's

Ark Dowell

07-07-2005 21:52:33

order to have

Panzerus

07-07-2005 23:00:22

fast food delivered

Aabsdu

07-07-2005 23:50:48

to his suite

Ark Dowell

08-07-2005 00:32:53

on a deserted

Panzerus

08-07-2005 09:12:13

emu ranch on

Aabsdu

09-07-2005 07:54:28

Raxis Prime's best

Ark Dowell

09-07-2005 09:08:16

junkyard full of

Aabsdu

09-07-2005 11:29:40

garbage, garbage, and

Panzerus

09-07-2005 16:49:22

the skull of

Adalyn

09-07-2005 18:05:15

a famous jedi

Aabsdu

09-07-2005 20:05:58

who tried to

Jaymz

11-07-2005 12:11:47

eat a taco

Aabsdu

11-07-2005 16:23:02

that was very

Langis Gyn Histop

11-07-2005 16:56:02

salty, nasty, and

Ark Dowell

11-07-2005 17:51:11

full of rusty

Aabsdu

11-07-2005 20:17:13

old dog crap

Langis Gyn Histop

11-07-2005 22:47:56

with maggots and

Ark Dowell

12-07-2005 03:24:21

Jabba the Hutt's

Karnn

12-07-2005 04:11:16

eyes and toung

Ark Dowell

12-07-2005 05:57:24

which are now

Aabsdu

12-07-2005 08:45:30

old and crusty

Ark Dowell

12-07-2005 09:15:23

because merchants have

Aabsdu

12-07-2005 09:48:56

tons of stuff

Ark Dowell

12-07-2005 10:00:22

that they won't

Aabsdu

12-07-2005 11:34:27

sell to other

Armagedon

12-07-2005 16:43:45

people because they

Aabsdu

12-07-2005 17:06:40

won't buy it.

Langis Gyn Histop

12-07-2005 17:32:23

Five credits, though

Aabsdu

12-07-2005 21:11:27

can usually get

Ark Dowell

12-07-2005 21:24:17

most people several

Aabsdu

12-07-2005 22:32:18

nice juicy worms

Langis Gyn Histop

12-07-2005 22:37:01

with a side

Aabsdu

12-07-2005 22:50:23

of nice juicy

Ark Dowell

12-07-2005 22:52:38

pudding full of

Aabsdu

13-07-2005 10:48:28

rats, worms, and

Langis Gyn Histop

13-07-2005 12:22:24

corellian whiskey, mixed

Aabsdu

13-07-2005 13:59:23

with a surprising

Uzbad

13-07-2005 20:47:20

amount of slimy

Aabsdu

13-07-2005 20:53:15

Jabba the Hutt's

Jaymz

13-07-2005 21:03:56

moldy cream cheese,

silverRaven

14-07-2005 00:42:17

mutated to be,

Aabsdu

14-07-2005 11:47:02

moldy cream cheese

Jaymz

14-07-2005 14:53:09

That then began,

Langis Gyn Histop

14-07-2005 19:27:58

to become fresh

Ark Dowell

14-07-2005 19:29:21

vegetables that would

Langis Gyn Histop

14-07-2005 19:32:25

enhance the reflexes

Armagedon

14-07-2005 20:56:27

of inbred womprats.

Ark Dowell

14-07-2005 21:36:42

They would then

Langis Gyn Histop

14-07-2005 21:49:17

rot within the

Ark Dowell

14-07-2005 22:25:42

mouth of a

Jaymz

15-07-2005 13:08:20

a man named,

Adalyn

15-07-2005 21:58:56

Nikolas who once

Ark Dowell

15-07-2005 22:56:44

tried to kill

Jaymz

16-07-2005 10:44:41

Nicole with a,

Adalyn

16-07-2005 21:53:15

lightsaber but failed

Ark Dowell

16-07-2005 23:39:12

because his lightsaber

Aabsdu

17-07-2005 12:32:49

would not ignite!

Drodik alTor

17-07-2005 14:51:36

so he pulled

Aabsdu

17-07-2005 15:03:12

out his handy

Langis Gyn Histop

18-07-2005 22:47:28

vibro fork and

Aabsdu

19-07-2005 13:26:27

took it to

Jaymz

21-07-2005 15:52:48

the cleaners named,

Langis Gyn Histop

21-07-2005 20:16:35

Bob's Spacesuit Cleaners

BriGuy

22-07-2005 06:55:35

, however the cleaners

Ark Dowell

22-07-2005 08:21:38

did not want

Aabsdu

22-07-2005 21:09:01

the other cleaners

Adalyn

22-07-2005 21:53:40

to know what

Aabsdu

22-07-2005 22:26:10

he had done

Ark Dowell

22-07-2005 23:56:20

because his ability

BriGuy

23-07-2005 04:17:30

to command the

Ark Dowell

23-07-2005 04:22:18

TIE Advanced army

BriGuy

23-07-2005 04:46:52

was so unbelievably

Jaymz

23-07-2005 09:26:21

Corny that he,

Ark Dowell

23-07-2005 09:42:57

became an idiot

Aabsdu

23-07-2005 10:25:24

and decided to

Langis Gyn Histop

23-07-2005 14:11:30

kiss a wookie

Aabsdu

23-07-2005 15:07:20

that was really

Ark Dowell

23-07-2005 21:21:12

hairy and extremely

BriGuy

24-07-2005 03:13:43

receptive. He tried

Ark Dowell

24-07-2005 05:08:06

to get several

Langis Gyn Histop

25-07-2005 15:54:15

credits worth of

Aabsdu

25-07-2005 16:56:53

nice jucie from

Langis Gyn Histop

25-07-2005 18:18:57

the hills of

Aabsdu

25-07-2005 20:02:11

Nul Hutta's best

BriGuy

25-07-2005 21:48:56

vineyards, however the

Uzbad

25-07-2005 22:15:58

vines smell like

BriGuy

26-07-2005 02:12:31

twi'lek toe jam

Ark Dowell

26-07-2005 05:19:45

which have been

Jaymz

26-07-2005 11:54:27

soaked in a

Aabsdu

26-07-2005 12:01:29

very nasty type

Jaymz

26-07-2005 13:23:29

ice cream soup

Aabsdu

26-07-2005 13:52:34

that was really

Langis Gyn Histop

26-07-2005 14:22:05

smelly with some

Drodik alTor

26-07-2005 14:48:30

of jabbas boogers

Aabsdu

26-07-2005 15:25:26

and a little

maikeru

26-07-2005 18:26:36

bit of kunur's

Ark Dowell

26-07-2005 21:00:13

pet frog that

Aabsdu

26-07-2005 22:04:24

could almost eat

Ark Dowell

26-07-2005 22:15:46

as much food

BriGuy

27-07-2005 04:33:06

as a rancor.

Ark Dowell

27-07-2005 04:46:32

This was unnatural

Jaymz

27-07-2005 10:24:32

for something that

Ark Dowell

27-07-2005 10:58:14

once belonged to

Jaymz

27-07-2005 11:09:13

a koala bear

Aabsdu

27-07-2005 11:15:33

that was really

Langis Gyn Histop

27-07-2005 15:16:41

sticky and felt

Aabsdu

27-07-2005 18:18:44

like a rubber

Ark Dowell

27-07-2005 20:13:02

duckie stuffed with

Aabsdu

28-07-2005 08:56:01

Ark's mom's hair

Ark Dowell

28-07-2005 09:06:13

that were blonde

Langis Gyn Histop

28-07-2005 13:58:31

strands of sticky

Aabsdu

28-07-2005 17:52:18

,gooey, and nasty

silverRaven

28-07-2005 20:30:07

Ectoplasmic goo! Thus

Aabsdu

28-07-2005 20:38:36

causing Ark to

Jaymz

28-07-2005 21:06:13

spontaneously combust next,

Aabsdu

29-07-2005 10:49:57

and also explode

lol

silverRaven

29-07-2005 10:52:02

like a firework

Jaymz

29-07-2005 12:41:26

beside Langis who

Aabsdu

29-07-2005 12:57:38

could only watch

Revenant

29-07-2005 13:32:20

bad sitcoms which

Langis Gyn Histop

29-07-2005 14:13:45

turned out to

Tyrus

29-07-2005 16:09:13

be seinfield and

Revenant

29-07-2005 16:36:55

other retards like

Tyrus

29-07-2005 17:05:05

promos that come

Aabsdu

30-07-2005 12:36:27

from the stupidest

Uzbad

30-07-2005 18:43:07

places, like Mav's

silverRaven

30-07-2005 19:18:40

mad dash for

Ark Dowell

30-07-2005 20:06:05

wierd, litle pigs

Aabsdu

31-07-2005 11:11:54

that liked to

Uzbad

31-07-2005 14:43:17

snort glue and

Aabsdu

31-07-2005 16:10:53

other useless things

Ark Dowell

31-07-2005 19:56:30

up into their

BriGuy

01-08-2005 00:12:31

naughty cavities. A

Ark Dowell

01-08-2005 02:24:17

fool once said

Aabsdu

01-08-2005 20:59:56

that no man

BriGuy

02-08-2005 02:55:29

could feel a(n)

Ark Dowell

02-08-2005 03:04:31

apple stuck in

Panzerus

02-08-2005 10:14:07

his wife's swollen

Jaymz

03-08-2005 14:01:40

be the story

Uzbad

03-08-2005 19:39:22

(that made no sense, so i'll skip it.)

(wife's swollen) nostril, that hurt

Ark Dowell

04-08-2005 21:16:46

so much that

Anonymous

05-08-2005 02:38:24

she could not

Uzbad

06-08-2005 15:33:07

blow her nose

Lanius Sin

06-08-2005 16:05:17

and the snot

Revenant

07-08-2005 06:10:04

looked tasty so

Lanius Sin

07-08-2005 10:07:58

they made a

Revenant

07-08-2005 10:31:59

Snowman. Then they

Tyrus

07-08-2005 13:31:58

ate it through

Aabsdu

07-08-2005 13:43:48

the planet's core

Tyrus

07-08-2005 17:36:35

which in fact

Lanius Sin

07-08-2005 21:24:10

seems impossible but

Revenant

08-08-2005 11:03:33

screw it. This

Uzbad

08-08-2005 22:00:07

is kinda gross,

Revenant

09-08-2005 10:28:45

nobody had a

Lanius Sin

09-08-2005 11:39:20

car so they

silverRaven

09-08-2005 18:31:38

shot too many

Lanius Sin

10-08-2005 12:19:15

inocent passers by.

Panzerus

10-08-2005 13:23:11

Humans mating with...

Lanius Sin

10-08-2005 15:37:37

jawas produce strange

RevengeX

11-08-2005 20:58:48

, stupid, and deaf

Panzerus

11-08-2005 21:07:38

lemur-like hybrids that

(I count 'lemur-like' as one word since it's hyphenated)

RevengeX

12-08-2005 08:25:24

gut their young

Acara Rayden

12-08-2005 08:37:22

and seal droids.

Lanius Sin

13-08-2005 16:34:41

My old man

Farrrellenor

13-08-2005 17:07:18

seemed to be

Lanius Sin

13-08-2005 18:36:21

covered in bees

Revenant

15-08-2005 09:20:55

wax. Tasty stuff

Farrrellenor

16-08-2005 18:51:09

covered the building

Ark Dowell

17-08-2005 00:44:31

which was once

Revenant

17-08-2005 05:31:39

a crack house.

Ark Dowell

17-08-2005 07:54:19

A bird once

Revenant

17-08-2005 09:22:46

stuck its head

RevengeX

17-08-2005 10:56:53

up a tree,

Lanius Sin

17-08-2005 11:21:10

unbeknownst to him

Revenant

17-08-2005 12:09:43

there was a

Drodik alTor

17-08-2005 13:11:18

a thousand little

Revenant

17-08-2005 15:22:41

eyeballs watching him.

Farrrellenor

17-08-2005 15:23:38

For some reason

Drodik alTor

17-08-2005 17:23:59

they stared toward

RevengeX

18-08-2005 09:45:29

a squirrel's tree

Drodik alTor

18-08-2005 14:25:47

the eyes turned

Ark Dowell

18-08-2005 20:25:48

into fireballs that

Lanius Sin

18-08-2005 20:50:21

combusted evryone around.

Drodik alTor

18-08-2005 21:01:04

a certain flagpole

Lanius Sin

18-08-2005 23:00:12

needed special attention

RevengeX

19-08-2005 09:31:25

and an Ewok

Ark Dowell

19-08-2005 21:44:11

attacked the flagpole

RevengeX

20-08-2005 14:30:45

creating an earthquake.

Ark Dowell

20-08-2005 23:26:22

which shook the

RevengeX

21-08-2005 08:15:22

entire, freaking universe.

Ark Dowell

21-08-2005 09:27:48

The result was

RevengeX

21-08-2005 09:43:47

the death of

Qiw Nuron

21-08-2005 22:26:33

the queen of

RevengeX

22-08-2005 10:47:37

the Tetan system.

Ark Dowell

23-08-2005 07:53:14

But none cared

RevengeX

23-08-2005 08:25:00

about the system

Ark Dowell

23-08-2005 09:30:06

due to pollution

RevengeX

23-08-2005 10:10:36

in the air.

Ark Dowell

23-08-2005 10:51:42

There were many

RevengeX

23-08-2005 13:07:55

other deathes too.

Ark Dowell

23-08-2005 14:26:49

Several deaths were

RevengeX

23-08-2005 14:49:30

on the planet

Ark Dowell

23-08-2005 17:40:59

because the planet

Ethen

23-08-2005 19:07:26

Began to Turn

Ark Dowell

23-08-2005 19:40:46

into a deserted

RevengeX

23-08-2005 21:28:49

wasteland that killed

Ark Dowell

24-08-2005 10:13:10

peasanat and civilians

RevengeX

24-08-2005 10:20:54

very slowly and

Ark Dowell

24-08-2005 13:20:34

cruelly for unknown

RevengeX

24-08-2005 14:54:09

reasons. Wookies are

Ark Dowell

24-08-2005 18:30:51

one of the

Revenant

25-08-2005 12:52:47

only creatures whose

Ark Dowell

25-08-2005 13:13:19

brains are really

Lanius Sin

25-08-2005 13:31:50

made of cookies,

RevengeX

25-08-2005 16:16:07

that can actually

Lanius Sin

25-08-2005 17:55:52

do the dishes.

Ark Dowell

26-08-2005 11:19:33

This ability is

RevengeX

26-08-2005 15:58:10

is the most

Uzbad

26-08-2005 16:15:37

amazing thing ever.

Ark Dowell

26-08-2005 16:19:39

In another system,

Ethen

26-08-2005 16:23:52

a girl named

Ark Dowell

26-08-2005 16:47:06

Katie once tried

RevengeX

26-08-2005 16:49:29

to hug a

Ethen

26-08-2005 16:54:22

giant taco named

RevengeX

26-08-2005 16:58:25

Carlos, who was

Ethen

26-08-2005 17:55:46

actually Ark in

RevengeX

27-08-2005 08:22:04

in a giant

Ethen

27-08-2005 17:09:35

teddy bear costume

RevengeX

27-08-2005 17:28:14

which was smothered

Ethen

27-08-2005 17:49:22

In a vat

RevengeX

28-08-2005 09:38:29

a strange liquid

Ark Dowell

28-08-2005 09:45:52

known as alcohol

RevengeX

28-08-2005 09:53:29

was bubbling as

Ark Dowell

28-08-2005 12:32:55

intoxicating as a

Lanius Sin

28-08-2005 14:18:16

dwarf named Sleepy

Ethen

28-08-2005 15:22:35

who was insulted

RevengeX

28-08-2005 20:27:46

countless times tried

Ark Dowell

29-08-2005 09:46:31

to earn some

RevengeX

29-08-2005 17:17:53

money from rich

Ethen

29-08-2005 19:16:30

tyrants named RevengeX

RevengeX

29-08-2005 20:13:01

who always beat

Ark Dowell

29-08-2005 20:30:12

down zombies with

Lanius Sin

29-08-2005 21:16:19

a wet kipper.

Ark Dowell

30-08-2005 15:28:43

Some people say

Revenant

30-08-2005 15:45:58

that I'm a

RevengeX

30-08-2005 16:00:25

a very strange

Ark Dowell

30-08-2005 16:27:50

pilot because I

Ethen

30-08-2005 17:25:58

the crap outta

Ark Dowell

30-08-2005 19:12:53

stuff. Some people

Acara Rayden

30-08-2005 19:48:22

are jelous because

Ark Dowell

30-08-2005 20:20:00

not all people

Lanius Sin

31-08-2005 14:51:01

own a tie

Ark Dowell

31-08-2005 15:05:44

that has purple

Revenant

31-08-2005 15:24:24

hart written on

((couldn't resist, purple hart is the name of my band. spot the shameless plugging there))

Ark Dowell

31-08-2005 16:59:33

it's long backside.

(Cool name for a band. What kind of music do you play?)

Acara Rayden

31-08-2005 18:01:40

Oreo taste like

Ark Dowell

31-08-2005 19:10:10

chocalate cookies dipped

Lanius Sin

01-09-2005 01:47:43

in cream, please

Kaine Mandaala

01-09-2005 02:05:56

buy me more.

Ark Dowell

01-09-2005 09:12:04

But the store

Lanius Sin

01-09-2005 13:42:44

banned me from

Ark Dowell

01-09-2005 14:06:45

buying stuff because

RevengeX

01-09-2005 15:46:07

I fought with

Ark Dowell

01-09-2005 18:58:37

the store owner's

Ethen

01-09-2005 20:01:24

over a taco

Lanius Sin

02-09-2005 00:41:36

shaped like elvis,

Ark Dowell

02-09-2005 10:43:53

and I tried

Revenant

03-09-2005 09:24:10

to make it

RevengeX

03-09-2005 16:47:55

dance and sing.

Revenant

04-09-2005 08:12:48

All the sauce

RevengeX

04-09-2005 09:38:04

in the taco

Ark Dowell

04-09-2005 12:32:53

dripped out and

RevengeX

04-09-2005 17:51:48

the taco was

Acara Rayden

04-09-2005 21:12:03

a shell with

Ark Dowell

04-09-2005 21:56:25

nothing in it.

Lanius Sin

05-09-2005 00:26:57

A single tear

RevengeX

05-09-2005 09:35:09

makes the world

Ark Dowell

05-09-2005 10:45:15

go 'round because

Revenant

05-09-2005 16:39:37

hysterical women always

Ark Dowell

05-09-2005 17:14:52

want to buy

Aabsdu

05-09-2005 21:32:05

these things called

Konar

06-09-2005 07:46:56

taking five swibs

Macron Sadow

06-09-2005 11:09:21

and trashing them.

-------------------------------------
(yay, Konar's back!)

RevengeX

06-09-2005 16:08:19

In the past

Aabsdu

06-09-2005 20:03:30

Ark was known

RevengeX

07-09-2005 15:44:34

as the n00b

Konar

08-09-2005 06:04:56

who got lost

Revenant

08-09-2005 08:03:13

in translation. Now

RevengeX

08-09-2005 15:51:46

the n00b is

Revenant

09-09-2005 08:04:19

something else which

RevengeX

09-09-2005 15:47:54

is actually me.

Ark Dowell

09-09-2005 18:09:31

L33t is used

Lanius Sin

10-09-2005 07:37:31

and abused often,

Ark Dowell

10-09-2005 10:12:04

and sometimes, it's

Anonymous

10-09-2005 11:01:19

used to often

RevengeX

10-09-2005 14:41:54

Another word that

Lanius Sin

10-09-2005 16:25:06

gets me exited

Ark Dowell

10-09-2005 18:26:31

is 'hippopatumus' because

Aabsdu

10-09-2005 21:13:57

Ark's a freak

Lanius Sin

11-09-2005 08:05:54

a small drunken

RevengeX

11-09-2005 08:20:27

creep. Cows go

Lanius Sin

11-09-2005 08:29:52

nicely with fries

Aabsdu

11-09-2005 08:57:59

but they don't

Ark Dowell

11-09-2005 10:34:00

sell for much.

Aabsdu

11-09-2005 11:56:07

Another item that

Ark Dowell

11-09-2005 12:22:05

Ark eats is

Aabsdu

11-09-2005 13:10:35

roasted pig feet

Ark Dowell

11-09-2005 13:40:50

and pickled radishes.

Aabsdu

11-09-2005 17:22:10

that go nice with

Ark Dowell

11-09-2005 21:17:39

salted duck heads

Aabsdu

11-09-2005 22:00:24

that are usually

Acara Rayden

12-09-2005 11:39:41

Burnt and rather

Aabsdu

12-09-2005 19:38:08

well...um...salty

RevengeX

12-09-2005 21:09:26

Aabsdu likes to

Aabsdu

12-09-2005 21:39:06

go out with

Revenant

14-09-2005 14:09:22

a bang. Then

RevengeX

14-09-2005 15:47:14

he goes back

Revenant

14-09-2005 17:30:12

to the future.

Aabsdu

14-09-2005 20:46:15

He then goes

Drodik alTor

14-09-2005 23:45:37

straight to the

Aabsdu

15-09-2005 09:33:21

site of the

Konar

15-09-2005 10:17:10

old, bald man's

Aabsdu

15-09-2005 13:47:01

last swimming accident

RevengeX

15-09-2005 15:49:38

Swimming is very

Aabsdu

15-09-2005 16:12:22

dangerous, which is

RevengeX

17-09-2005 08:31:28

why one should

Ark Dowell

17-09-2005 09:46:52

avoid water and

Aabsdu

17-09-2005 10:08:42

other strange liquids

Ark Dowell

17-09-2005 10:51:07

that glows blue.

Aabsdu

17-09-2005 12:27:49

Once there was

RevengeX

22-09-2005 08:59:27

a young boy

Acara Rayden

22-09-2005 15:49:25

who had a

Aabsdu

22-09-2005 20:02:52

very huge butt

Acara Rayden

22-09-2005 23:24:59

and beady eyes

Lanius Sin

23-09-2005 10:34:42

His name was

Aabsdu

23-09-2005 22:23:03

DJ Lanius Sin

Konar

24-09-2005 01:35:23

and he liked

Ark Dowell

24-09-2005 11:42:14

to buy chocolate

Aabsdu

24-09-2005 12:07:37

that was 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Ark Dowell

24-09-2005 18:22:39

years old for

Lanius Sin

24-09-2005 21:13:34

microbiological research. Evolved

Konar

24-09-2005 23:18:50

from a very

Acara Rayden

25-09-2005 08:34:55

large Krayt Dragon

RevengeX

25-09-2005 09:19:53

, monkies are prone

Ark Dowell

25-09-2005 09:24:46

to eat cows

Lanius Sin

25-09-2005 09:29:58

cut into wee

RevengeX

25-09-2005 10:03:43

chunks that taste

Aabsdu

25-09-2005 10:17:26

like Ark's cooking

Ark Dowell

25-09-2005 13:11:43

when Aabsdu helps.

Acara Rayden

25-09-2005 19:55:50

On a small

Ark Dowell

25-09-2005 19:56:58

planet, a man

Konar

26-09-2005 00:58:19

called the Fonz,

Lanius Sin

26-09-2005 07:06:15

said "heeeeeeeeey" then

Aabsdu

26-09-2005 16:36:39

go to Florida

Lanius Sin

26-09-2005 21:07:53

. I hear condos

Aabsdu

26-09-2005 21:31:28

coming up the

Acara Rayden

27-09-2005 20:19:48

garden path with

Konar

28-09-2005 01:57:46

spades and lice

Aabsdu

30-09-2005 22:50:10

hiding in his

Ark Dowell

01-10-2005 15:37:09

mouth while eating

RevengeX

02-10-2005 09:43:48

many things that

Acara Rayden

09-10-2005 15:55:57

may be considered

Lanius Sin

10-10-2005 12:28:34

poisonus to others

Devani

15-10-2005 00:24:38

but not those

Rage

15-10-2005 01:33:42

from a world

Aabsdu

17-10-2005 11:31:32

known only as

Noktar

17-10-2005 12:40:32

Planet of Poo.

Rage

17-10-2005 17:09:20

The species look

Devani

17-10-2005 20:04:42

like a raging

RevengeX

18-10-2005 15:54:24

brown piece of

Devani

18-10-2005 16:24:59

rather large and

Noktar

18-10-2005 16:27:02

mysteriously excavated... dung.

Rage

18-10-2005 17:47:56

Their King is

Devani

18-10-2005 21:00:15

a big fat

Noktar

19-10-2005 10:42:12

turd full of

Devani

19-10-2005 11:02:18

a host of

Noktar

19-10-2005 11:04:01

maggots that seemed

RevengeX

19-10-2005 16:49:29

to be eating

Devani

19-10-2005 16:51:28

a glass of

Noktar

19-10-2005 17:32:15

cherry vanilla coke.

Aabsdu

19-10-2005 21:00:14

that had been

Devani

19-10-2005 23:48:59

boiled five times

Rage

20-10-2005 00:16:27

, Shakened not stirred

Noktar

20-10-2005 15:54:39

. For some reason

Devani

20-10-2005 15:58:33

Noktar was found

RevengeX

20-10-2005 17:11:47

guilty of selling

Noktar

21-10-2005 12:00:50

illegal mushrooms at

RevengeX

21-10-2005 17:23:48

the black market.

Devani

21-10-2005 17:34:09

RevengeX stole the

Aabsdu

22-10-2005 14:40:18

shopper's sex toy

RevengeX

22-10-2005 17:48:24

and ran off

Aabsdu

23-10-2005 21:02:50

to go and

RevengeX

23-10-2005 21:10:38

do "stuff" with

Devani

23-10-2005 22:43:09

Aabsdu's pet snake

RevengeX

24-10-2005 16:04:32

and never returned.

Aabsdu

24-10-2005 16:26:35

Meanwhile, Aabsdu wondered

Devani

24-10-2005 16:30:30

what the Hell

Noktar

24-10-2005 19:56:04

did that monkey

Aabsdu

24-10-2005 20:33:32

do with his

Noktar

24-10-2005 21:13:16

blow up girlfriend?

Devani

24-10-2005 23:04:47

He popped her

Noktar

25-10-2005 12:34:34

while 'messing' with

Devani

28-10-2005 14:04:08

Noktar's pet gorilla

Acara Rayden

02-11-2005 03:09:32

Which had very

Devani

02-11-2005 11:09:06

hairy and stinky

Lanius Sin

03-11-2005 04:07:38

arms and feet

Devani

03-11-2005 09:30:26

as well as

RevengeX

04-11-2005 15:52:02

a very hairy

BriGuy

05-11-2005 02:22:27

set of coconuts.

RevengeX

07-11-2005 16:57:05

The gorilla also

Devani

07-11-2005 17:17:50

liked RevengeX's very

BriGuy

07-11-2005 19:20:12

manly bunch of

silverRaven

07-11-2005 19:33:02

chest hair. Now

Devani

07-11-2005 20:58:12

we all need

silverRaven

07-11-2005 21:23:24

ludicrus amount of

BriGuy

08-11-2005 12:00:24

refried beans. Since

RevengeX

12-11-2005 16:21:20

beans make you

Devani

12-11-2005 22:35:52

smile really big

RevengeX

21-11-2005 15:56:53

because you fart.

Aabsdu

22-11-2005 13:56:50

They have been

RevengeX

24-11-2005 08:24:45

also known to

Uzbad

29-11-2005 15:29:07

make you toot.

RevengeX

30-11-2005 18:28:05

Vegetables are better

Uzbad

01-12-2005 18:01:31

if you are

RevengeX

02-12-2005 21:13:48

very weird because

Uzbad

02-12-2005 21:17:58

you like asparugus.

RevengeX

07-12-2005 15:55:06

Jello is alive

Uzbad

09-12-2005 14:04:17

when it splooshes

Devani

09-12-2005 15:00:14

all over RevengeX's

RevengeX

09-12-2005 15:39:05

clothes, making them

Devani

09-12-2005 15:41:47

seem strangely alive

RevengeX

11-12-2005 13:17:32

. "Yo" is another

Uzbad

21-12-2005 21:21:15

term for "'sup"

RevengeX

22-12-2005 14:09:01

which is another

Drodik alTor

22-12-2005 15:13:54

way to look

RevengeX

22-12-2005 22:11:50

and act like

Uzbad

22-12-2005 23:46:17

A smelly sock

RevengeX

23-12-2005 18:18:06

. The food pyramid

Uzbad

23-12-2005 23:36:05

isnt made of

Lanius Sin

24-12-2005 06:02:47

glass and nails

RevengeX

24-12-2005 12:03:17

unfortunately, but is

Drodik alTor

27-12-2005 01:51:35

resting on a

RevengeX

29-12-2005 08:40:56

giant plate full

Drodik alTor

29-12-2005 15:15:52

of little red

RevengeX

30-12-2005 13:43:55

potatoes and books.

Drodik alTor

30-12-2005 14:33:06

Those of which

RevengeX

01-01-2006 08:34:00

are very yummy

Uzbad

13-01-2006 15:59:17

when you cook

Revenant

13-01-2006 17:09:58

them inside out.

Jezzie

13-01-2006 18:10:52

At least until

RevengeX

16-01-2006 15:36:41

they explode and

Trooper Kale

17-01-2006 12:39:39

are golden brown

Ark Dowell

17-01-2006 13:14:07

and slightly greenish

RevengeX

17-01-2006 17:18:07

on the inside.

Trooper Kale

18-01-2006 09:21:38

which is good

RevengeX

18-01-2006 21:18:00

to make hamburgers.

Jezzie

19-01-2006 14:07:43

though not as

Trooper Kale

19-01-2006 16:23:42

tasty as hamburgers

RevengeX

21-01-2006 15:58:54

. People who say

Uzbad

22-01-2006 15:43:32

supercalifragilisticexpeealadohshus are crazy.

Trooper Kale

22-01-2006 15:44:28

have not had

Uzbad

22-01-2006 15:45:31

any fun since

Trooper Kale

22-01-2006 15:55:06

they were shot

Uzbad

22-01-2006 16:16:09

in the head.

Trooper Kale

22-01-2006 16:52:01

by an unknown

Uzbad

23-01-2006 16:29:22

Monkey named Kale.

Trooper Kale

23-01-2006 18:20:42

Uzbad is a

Uzbad

23-01-2006 19:39:15

handsome, smart Zabrak.

RevengeX

23-01-2006 22:41:24

However, some believe

Devani

23-01-2006 22:48:06

that he is

Rage

24-01-2006 12:54:59

an ugly f-

Devani

24-01-2006 16:57:08

who has nothing

Trooper Kale

24-01-2006 21:41:58

under his belt

Rage

24-01-2006 22:42:01

except for little

Trooper Kale

25-01-2006 12:32:03

whisps of air

Uzbad

28-01-2006 17:09:20

. That is untrue,

Devani

28-01-2006 17:52:47

for Uzbad says

Trooper Kale

28-01-2006 19:25:25

but doesn't know

Devani

28-01-2006 20:39:27

that Kale is

Trooper Kale

28-01-2006 20:46:59

really handsome and

Uzbad

29-01-2006 00:05:41

about to die.

Devani

29-01-2006 00:20:59

Devani says that

Uzbad

29-01-2006 00:44:10

1+1 = window!

Devani

29-01-2006 00:53:42

Then Uzbad says

Uzbad

29-01-2006 00:59:36

2+2 = 16!

Devani

29-01-2006 01:00:53

But Devani says

Uzbad

29-01-2006 01:03:17

that its 4.

Devani

29-01-2006 01:04:43

Devani is smart

Uzbad

29-01-2006 01:06:12

. Uzbad is not.

Devani

29-01-2006 01:12:47

But Uzbad is

Uzbad

29-01-2006 01:17:14

handsome and cute.

Devani

29-01-2006 01:20:09

"Is he really?"

Uzbad

29-01-2006 16:32:35

"yep, sure is."

Devani

29-01-2006 16:45:01

"Oh, I didn't

Trooper Kale

30-01-2006 18:52:25

"I thought he..."

Devani

31-01-2006 00:01:28

was a little

Shirai

31-01-2006 21:26:36

weird because he

Devani

31-01-2006 21:29:11

could never stop

Shirai

31-01-2006 21:34:51

farting all over

Devani

31-01-2006 22:26:17

Galaphile's robes and

Shirai

31-01-2006 22:29:59

has never tried

Devani

31-01-2006 22:59:57

to make a

Shirai

01-02-2006 19:25:47

tutu out of

Devani

01-02-2006 23:02:17

a pink feather

Shirai

02-02-2006 19:27:20

hat that has

Devani

02-02-2006 20:07:50

many pretty bows.

Shirai

02-02-2006 21:05:40

Devani is so

Devani

02-02-2006 21:12:30

wonderful Galaphile can

Shirai

02-02-2006 21:16:02

hardly contain his

Devani

02-02-2006 21:17:53

exitcement at meeting

Shirai

02-02-2006 21:18:53

the most beautiful

Devani

02-02-2006 21:25:27

Sith in the

Shirai

02-02-2006 21:26:08

entire galactic empire.

Devani

02-02-2006 21:26:37

Devani thinks that

Shirai

02-02-2006 21:43:59

the galaxy is

Devani

02-02-2006 22:45:49

full of men

Shirai

02-02-2006 23:01:40

and that Galaphile

Devani

02-02-2006 23:03:06

is among the

Shirai

02-02-2006 23:18:16

sexist Jedi ever

Devani

02-02-2006 23:19:57

but she worries

Shirai

02-02-2006 23:24:18

that he will

Devani

02-02-2006 23:29:00

let it all

Shirai

03-02-2006 12:22:59

all go when

Devani

03-02-2006 13:07:13

his head blows

Shirai

03-02-2006 18:48:29

up into tiny

Devani

03-02-2006 20:30:32

pieces that fly

Shirai

03-02-2006 20:44:11

into other peoples

Devani

03-02-2006 20:46:13

. When Devani talks

Shirai

03-02-2006 21:07:10

the world revolves

Devani

03-02-2006 21:13:10

around her solely

Shirai

03-02-2006 21:20:44

,her beauty catches

Devani

03-02-2006 21:22:23

the eye of

Shirai

03-02-2006 21:33:40

every man there.

Devani

03-02-2006 21:37:11

But they see

Shirai

03-02-2006 21:54:59

that not everyone

Devani

03-02-2006 22:00:51

is as overpowered

Shirai

03-02-2006 23:23:29

as she is.

Devani

04-02-2006 12:26:05

When Galaphile talks

Uzbad

04-02-2006 14:20:47

people are bored,

Devani

04-02-2006 16:19:56

and want to

Shirai

05-02-2006 01:22:41

go home and

Devani

05-02-2006 03:15:44

talk to Devani.

Shirai

06-02-2006 20:06:19

Where did Jedi